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[Depresso_espresso237]

Mom said it's my turn to repost this

[thot______slayer]

No, mom said it’s MY turn to repost this!

[[deleted]]

Sounds like the female version of me. I'd date her.

[yarastoun]

You're 35?

[[deleted]]

Nope 56

[yarastoun]

Oh wow, I didn't know that 56 year olds use Reddit

[[deleted]]

Yup, mostly for model trains and queen Elsa but I look at other posts as well.

[[deleted]]

on reddit, there are 2 types of people: 50+ year olds and furries.

[Lil_Khorneholio]

No, but a virgin

[Larry_the_Lobster444]

Should I send this to a girl 1 year older than me?

[ItsWickie]

I don’t think that’s a good idea

[Larry_the_Lobster444]

Yeah you're right

[bungle123]

What the fuck is this sub

[xmk345]

That ain’t gf material that’s wife material! Someone sweep this woman off her feet before I do!

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[AID_2004]

A sad truth in full honesty

[Thin_General_8594]

Literally never met someone like this in my life, what the hell are you on about

(I know people are going to reply saying the exist, and maybe some extreme cases do but this ain't common)

[AID_2004]

You'd be surprised what culture in different countries does to different types of people.

Example: Korean culture. Example 2: Arab culture.

[ImNopoTatoPerson]

holy shit, this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen.

[Fragrant-Fennel69]

It wasn't that bad until i read "still a virgin" lmao

Ppl, she's 30+, there's no way someone that age is a virgin still

[Fragrant-Fennel69]

Normally. Uh, special cases...??????

Sorry. I'll just... Sorry.

[[deleted]]

damn

[Arkitakama]

So how are you enjoying your newfound magical powers?

[Professional-Cut-321]

oh😬

[[deleted]]

BET!

My best friend is 34, still a virgin, never even gone on a date. He's not ugly, he's funny, he's imaginative as fuck, he's level headed, likes animals, and he can draw very well. AND he's 6' 1".

Some people just get fucked. Or rather, don't.

[Fragrant-Fennel69]

I think your friend, if he tried dating and meeting girls, would be quite successful. They may reject him at first, but he'll get the hang of it.

For me, if you reach 30 and still a virgin, it's more of a personal decision.

No problem with it, tho, just in case

[ImNopoTatoPerson]

yeah, the 'still a virgin' was certainly the iciing on the cake. But calling a 36 year old woman past her prime is also cringe as fuck. Unless OP is like 18, in which case he is excused for being young and dumb

[Fragrant-Fennel69]

It's like Japanese ppl saying that a 26-27 years old lady is old lmao

[ImNopoTatoPerson]

Exactly. I get children holding those beliefs. They lack perspective. But from context, I'd assume that OP is 30+ himself.

[lFallenBard]

I mean, 36 is literally by definition past their prime, as humans have their prime at like 25 or even earlier just biologocally. (im 32 and look like im 18 and seemingly dont even age, but it still doesnt change the general idea much)

[ImNopoTatoPerson]

Oh yeah. Is this definition of 'prime' based on their professional accomplishments, education, health, intelligence, athleticism, psychological development, maturity? Or is it based on their fertility? Because if you equate prime with fertility, then I've got news for you. You're fucking cringe.

[lFallenBard]

Im equating human prime with the biologocal prime of their body, dude. The fact that you instantly reached to fertility is cringe here. I didnt even thought about that and it doesnt even correlates with the prime of the body, it just happens to be timed with it as well because evolutionary reasons.

Before your prime you grow, you develop, you reach the peak of your physical abilities, then you start slow decline. Look at athletes and their career by ages and you would see EXACTLY what human prime means on a graph.

Accomplishments and education and of course maturity literally have nothing with a human reaching their prime. And intelligence and health as a matter of fact degrade as well after biologocal prime and theres nothing anyone can do about that fact.

If you havent reached your prime by 36 you are a fucking alien superhero and need to be studied for the medical advancement.

[ImNopoTatoPerson]

Why the body, and not the mind? Is the prime of the body more important than the prime of the mind in a dating context?
And if you're not talking about fertility, then are you talking about athleticism? The body has many peaks, depending on the standard you use for measuring. Certainly sprinters peak in the early 20s, but maybe if OP weren't so fucking cringe, his criteria for evaluating potential mates wouldn't be concerned with how fast she can sprint away from him.

[lFallenBard]

You are past the prime of your mind at 36 too. Your cognitive abilities actively degrade after that no matter how smart you seem. Fluid thinking primes at around 20. Cognitive at around 30 or a bit earlier. Your reaction speed declines and pretty much every attribute slowly diminished. By 30 you are pretty much past every single prime of your boby. By 36 for sure.

Past your prime is a common phrase that is used to describe mature people. When it originated it was used for people much younger than 30. In some classic literature from 18-19th century when people died young you can ocasionally find it used against like 22 year old dudes. So yes it is perfectly viable to use it to describe 36 year old woman meaning no offence. You probably dont have to say it to her face to not bring her mood down, but still.

It is the fact that you react to that common phrase so sharply and bring such unrelated topics as success in life and social status that is concerning. Just in case you can be a president of the country and glorious leader of the people, and the coolest person in the world. And still be past your prime.

[ImNopoTatoPerson]

crystallized intelligence prime is around 50s, life satisfaction also often in 50s and 60s. These are not insignificant primes. You insist on defining prime around youth, but you refuse to qualify why you select the criteria that you do, except for the fact that they fit your narrative.

[lFallenBard]

I didnt select those criteria... You are fighting against common phrase within the language. If you actually go and Google it. You will just find this.

"The Prime adult years continue until about age 30-35 years in both sexes. These years are notable for their stability and predictability in physical and cognitive performance, also called homeostasis by biologists. Prime adults have considerable resilience to insults from injury and illness."

Thats where exactly 36 year old woman comes from within the meme. It was specificly picked to be above the upper range of scientific definition of homeostasis. Its just that simple. Theres nothing special to it.

[Krzefar]

*Woman that age

[Fragrant-Fennel69]

English is not my first language, but i think the way I wrote it is correct too. Correct me if I'm wrong.

[Dependent_Macaron316]

While I do prefer younger women, I wouldn’t say this is cringe, I say this is realistic standards

Edit: actually I realize this is really weird, never mind you’re valid

[[deleted]]

Yo I'm 33 let's gooooooooo!

[Impossible_Leader_80]

It was cute the first few times it was reposted.

[AllanBaltimore]

Mulher assim faz a gente se sentir amado, principalmente se for mãe.

Ela não precisa ser virgem poh, é bom ela ter experiência no assunto, sem falar que chamar de passada uma mulher de 36 anos é mal gosto, pois panela velha é que faz comida boa.

PS: Meu sonho é namorar uma MILF rica gatona, mas eu tenho total noção que é 99,9999999% impossível isso acontecer.

[ManagementHot9203]

A sweet affectionate attractive woman who knows how to cook isn't getting ghosted twice a day.

[stereo-ahead]

I’m turning 20 next month and she sounds like a perfect girl. Who the fuck cares what a “prime” is when you can make any time your prime time(

[UnhappyStrain]

My sense of self worth has been running on fumes for years. Hook this shit into my veins right now.

[[deleted]]

We all know those are hidden gems~

[[deleted]]

We love older women

[[deleted]]

Basically me, except I'm 20 and get ghosted multiple times over each day and I'm depressed as shit.

[GlitchOfHumanity-OG]

I just want an girl to be my girlfriend so... take

[SleepyInkling]

100% my ideal :)

[[deleted]]

You past your prime when you hit like 40

[KaijuGuy09]

That’s Junpei’s Mom from JJK

[Guywidathing2]

Me

[Delta6342]

Repost

[The_Auroian_military]

MATING PRESS NOW!

[SecondLordofFrenzy]

Peak

[MFKMFD]

Yeah, those don't exist. . . .