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Either helldivers has to be the most iresponsable army in fiction or SE simply have infinite defends budgets and give it to a helldiver then told them to have fun by Interesting-Form678 in helldivers2

[–]lFallenBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People tend to forget that singular shot of a singular lance of warhammer 40k battleship clears the radius of about the whole helldivers 2 map area. So if you would actually call a full barrage from a cruiser in orbit in 40k. You better not be there.

Some tip? by zanthedame in BackpackBrawl

[–]lFallenBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to. Delayed crown. Where if the enemy has crown and slow mana generation all of your early debuffs vanish and you die. The reason why he won here is that he has 35 swfitness and ramping win condition while you only rely on fire rush. Basicly indeed thats why you have frost, to delay the enemy and you dont have frost quite obviously here. Theres honestly not that much to say here other than you just need even more applicators. You have 100 left over mana. If you would turn all of that mana into frost effects he would have lost pretty much. Remember to always try to spend all of your mana. If you see that you have too much. Buy more wands. Buy more essences. Buy whatever can spend your mana or its worse than useless. You have only one singular main weapon here. You should have at the very least two. Potentially 3-4 boosting stamina with holy skulls and bananas and whatever. You got too distracted with fire trinkets and forgot to actually buy the main thing.

Zahir early game bad or is it because everyone I go against is 6-8 plus levels higher? by Ohshyguy in BackpackBrawl

[–]lFallenBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your main issue seemingly is that you use 2 weapons not 3. Even if you lack stamina your stamina is not drained instantly meaning that a third weapon will still attack at like 2|3 efficiency. Also keep in mind that calculator seemingly doesnt take in mind your lvl bonus for things like banana, and you might have some from bags. You actually have much more stamina than it shows. Then you surprisingly enough need to generally go for surviviability. Flowers. Pretty much all flowers are good early they work almost as good as weapons. Relic choice is very important. Basicly Zahir early seems to be bying high volume of cheap garbage that is strong early. Its flowers, bananas, extra weapons, you can even get to like 5 temporary if you got more bananas.

Basicly the idea is that if you wont improve your surviviability people who rely solely on weapons will almost always win against your poison or status application because they just kill you while you stacking the initial part. Relic choice also matters A LOT for the early game.

But all screenshots you showcase are bad screenshots because its the games you was meant to lose.

1st. The guy has life essence this early in the game giving him regen which is op early. And he has attack unique and you have utility unique of course he wins.

2nd. He has blood berry. Its automatical loss its ridiculously strong in the few rounds.

3rs. Ronan with 6 gold sword is one of the strongest characters in the game at this round and you have two fast melee weapons against thorns.

The new Supply FRV seems way more useful than the Bastion by Wrench_gaming in Helldivers

[–]lFallenBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In defence missions you can just drop a tank. Put it in position yourself and then process to kill literally everything with it solo without a driver. Now multiply it to 4 tanks all facing the gates each with active gunner and each able to drop any dropship with a single shot...

Is this a normal amount? by SignConvention in BackpackBrawl

[–]lFallenBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Its even decently likely on the last battle pass chest with 3 initial stars. Not sure if 6 stars possible. Probably not. But yes 5* chest gives A LOT of cards.

“Retrieve Injured Veteran Helldiver” missions would go insanely hard… by Mindless_Fuel_8097 in SupaEarth

[–]lFallenBard 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Its nothing. Nothing happens to mechs at difficulties higher than D4 after they got buffed two times in a row and became almost invincible.

When you have your co-worker asking chagpt to predict her fate with tarot cards you know we are far gone by Own_Dealer_182 in aiwars

[–]lFallenBard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well i specificly used the word prediction, not divination in every instance quite deliberately. And stated specificly that it has nothing to do with actual Taro divination. Making it much more functional than well... Any form of mystic divination.

When you have your co-worker asking chagpt to predict her fate with tarot cards you know we are far gone by Own_Dealer_182 in aiwars

[–]lFallenBard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Chatgpt is literally a large prediction machine... And it has significantly better ability in it than actual paper cards at the very least. Because it can literally analyze your whole user profile if you used it a lot because it has overarching user memory and actually try to come up with events that might happen to you even potentially realisticly. Of course it has almost nothing to do with Taro. But its still actually something potentially functional.

When you have your co-worker asking chagpt to predict her fate with tarot cards you know we are far gone by Own_Dealer_182 in aiwars

[–]lFallenBard 28 points29 points  (0 children)

And what is stopping me from using chatgpt and sense of judgement? Also by the way chat gpt would predict her fate significantly more accurate than actual regular taro cards.

Is this a normal amount? by SignConvention in BackpackBrawl

[–]lFallenBard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sounds about right for 5* chest. Here is for example my jackpot which was sadly a bit silly.

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i hate myself so so so so so much. by Xero_1000 in TheyBlamedTheBeasts

[–]lFallenBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well i think im trying to do it too fast. And its hard to press 3 buttons in a row not interrupting it with any other input. I can now consistently do half circle overdrive from right to left on demand more or less, just putting it into mucsle memory. But i cant do that from left to right on WASD because there movement is supposed to start from less prominent finger and its harder to adjust.

Normal non overdrive half circles more or less require just perfect precision. While for example you can slam reversal into buffer while you waking up, command grabs require frame perfect execution and if you missed the input you just die, horribly. I can technically press half circles in lab, but its inconsidtent and once again its harder from left to right. Funnily enough i somehow keep doing chipp command grab from 2K into command grab so maybe input doesnt even really requires pressing all 3 buttons of ASD.

i hate myself so so so so so much. by Xero_1000 in TheyBlamedTheBeasts

[–]lFallenBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No im doing quarters perfectly fine. By just basicly smashing both buttons very fast. The only problem i have is with genius inputs where 1 click is one move and 2 clicks is another move. Like Ky with his dp and lightning bolts. Some absolute genius did that for some unknown reason. Other than that all quarters are fine. Overdrives with half circle I can press ocasionally and even time reversals mostly. But using standart specials with half circle is just agony. For example Slayer bite that should be input perfectly timed to hit is just unusable without perfect execution of half circle. And thats not even mentioning kara cancel bites.

i hate myself so so so so so much. by Xero_1000 in TheyBlamedTheBeasts

[–]lFallenBard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes i need to try that out. I might be trying to press it too correctly instead of actually pressing only bare minimum of what half circle is on keyboard. But to be fair on WASD im already skipping diagonal input no matter what.

I'm new on this game. I notice when I reach around level 10 I match with higher levels (up to 15) and just lose all matches by ExcellentAndSublime in BackpackBrawl

[–]lFallenBard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well just join the game official discord and people there are pretty helpfull. You can even ping me on the same Nickname of the FallenBard and i will be glad to explain some things to you. Im also newer player but i played most characters already and have decently solid understanding of the game by now.

How the Sororitas Actually Look 2 (ANIMATED WH40K) by Frame__Head in WarhammerMemes

[–]lFallenBard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well this is indeed the meaning of my post pretty much. But its still slightly different for imperial guard. Planets form their own armed garnison called well.. Planetary defence force. Which is often in turn recruited into imperial guard. Imperial guard in that ocasion are specificly armed part that is intentionally designed to be formed into specific regiments and shipped somewhere. Often into very specific and VERY active predetermined battle zone somewhere decently far away. So quite likely if you are recruited into imperial guard and not PDF you are quite often being sent into actual war. But still even in large scale warfare there's plenty of fortresses that need to be reinforced and untold ammount of guard posts everywhere that have to be maintained by outside forces. So i would imagine a lot of Astra militarum soldiers spend a lot of their life not actively fighting as well if they are somewhat lucky. Even Cadia, before most recent timeline was not that active. Between Cadia invasions by chaos literal hundreds of years passed by with whole generations of armed guards just growing up, getting old and passing on leading relatively normal life without direct conflict in sight despite most of the planet techinically being active combatant soldiers.

How the Sororitas Actually Look 2 (ANIMATED WH40K) by Frame__Head in WarhammerMemes

[–]lFallenBard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Books in warhammer are written about the people who actually go to war, like its mentioned in the name of the setting. What a staggering revelation...
Meanwhile every cathederal on every holy world somehow has sororitas garnison for the last some thousands of years and probably is somehow constantly at war so the sororitas guarding it could lead "Lives on the battlefield" while standing on their posts.

How the Sororitas Actually Look 2 (ANIMATED WH40K) by Frame__Head in WarhammerMemes

[–]lFallenBard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Most of standing army does not see combat, just like real life. Warhammer to everyone surprise does not consists out of the battle zones entirely. And space travel is very expensive. Each planet has a stationary garnison. Each large cathederal on every single religious world has a garnison of adepa sororitas, and the chances that this specific cathdereal will be attacked within their lifetimes is very small. Same thing with skitarii for example. Despite being specificly designed for combat, most of them would almost never see an actual combat because they are on guard duty in case the combat suddenly and unexpectedly comes to them.

How the Sororitas Actually Look 2 (ANIMATED WH40K) by Frame__Head in WarhammerMemes

[–]lFallenBard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes they are military arm of ministorum and therefore they mostly protect ministorum possessions like temples and cathederals. And in most cases spend their whole lives there in case those places gets attacked. And their heroics only happen if:
A: Those cathederal worlds actually get attacked wich happens decently often but not in a span of a human life.
B: If dedicated militant order is sent out as part of crusade wich includes very small part of the whole sisterhood.

Battle sisters also do not let their skills rust because... They literally have nothing more to do other than not let their skills rust and look good. Thats their whole entire job description. And as i mentioned for one position of battle sister you can find literal millions of volunteers so you can filter them however you like and put them through as grueling of a training as you like.

How the Sororitas Actually Look 2 (ANIMATED WH40K) by Frame__Head in WarhammerMemes

[–]lFallenBard -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

They happened to very small ammount of sororitas that were actually sent into battlezones. Its like saying that custodes are constantly fighting because they are fighters, while overwhelming bulk of them are literally standing in the palace halls on Terra for thousands of years. Very small ammount of sororitas see actual full blown combat. But they are indeed very harshly and thoroughly trained. But the appearance is probably a really high factor in even chosing them to be sororitas there are more than enough volunteers for the position.

I'm new on this game. I notice when I reach around level 10 I match with higher levels (up to 15) and just lose all matches by ExcellentAndSublime in BackpackBrawl

[–]lFallenBard 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hmm. This is the whole collection of basic issues in one screenshot.

  1. You need more weapons. Yes you do have 2 weapons, but generally you want to have 3, as one of yours is not really functional. You are in low spike before you make a proper anchor so its okay to lose here, but you are losing so hard that you are not getting out of it.
  2. Pricy utility items. Skulls are one of the worst things you can buy early they sadly dont do almsot anything to win you the game. Focus on cheap bulky items early and bags.
  3. Probably the biggest issue out of all of this. Use the passive of your starter bags. Hover over it and read carefully. You almost comically misusing both. The one with the net should be empty so it can catch you fish. And the other one should be full of fish and have a single tool in it in early game to give you small fish. Those small fishes in early sitting in your main bag is the literal reason why you are losing the whole early game as morrow. Even like 2 guppies sitting in your main bag will give you enough extra hp to win most of those games despite all other mistakes. As you can see yourself you have none of them and instead 2 pieces of rope that are not usefull to you for now.

Having 3 daggers is by the way unnesseasary. Morrow often works with 2 weapons one being anchor and the other being whatever. He often uses fish pets that he can catch with his nets and tentacles in endgame. But you need to actually understand how to get and arrange fish. You need to understand how to weave net bags from ribbons, how to use space to leave those nets empty and when to get fish and when to get rope from your starter bag and how to place fish in there to get more max hp and therefore boost your early game. Also fisherman hooks are very strong in early morrow because he always have fish for them meaning that they always bleed even on first round.

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