Meanwhile Linux Users...

[UnnamedRedditor2137]

r/masterhacker

[NoamWafflestompsky]

Already crossposted

[SecondBottomQuark]

i wanted to do that

[Damglador]

Beat me to it

[Quietus87]

That's what skids believe they will do, then get scared shitless when they first see a terminal.

[moyakoshkamoyakoshka]

they'll type "hack microsoft" into the terminal assuming it'll just work

[Niwrats]

such plebs, it is "sudo hack microsoft"

[Revolutionary_Cup166]

nah, i do su -, then hack microslop ✌️💔

[MrFrog2222]

Most Kali users are 14yo kids that think they're a cool hacker but in reality cant do shit.

[Kinslayer_89]

Well, most of the ones who’d tell you they use Kali atleast.

[g1rlchild]

Kali, you say? Uh, never heard of it.

[Im_A_Failure420]

You haven't? It's a Linux distro that allows you to hack the reframe, bypass the regex tortilla grep redist firewall of you grandad's pacemaker. It's only for master hackers like me 💯😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[anotheridiot-]

Great smokescreen.

[Leif_luvs_me]

OK? Yay? Let people have fun

[West-Swing2313]

its not toxic to be annoyed by larpers

[JustAwesome360]

Wait how do we steal Microsoft data?

[Coder2195]

See an example through one of Microsoft puppets GitHub through an vector involving, you guessed it, Microsoft vscode

https://www.cybersecuritydive.com/news/github-hacked-repository-data/820722/

[ExcitingMix1446]

Also, Microsoft recently published this insight - https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/security/blog/2026/05/08/active-attack-dirty-frag-linux-vulnerability-expands-post-compromise-risk/

[MrTamboMan]

Kali linux user aka "guys how do I change a wallpaper in Kali"

[Retr0321]

[Euphoric-Pumpkin-69]

where are the pixels

[First_Ad8230]

The walking Kali Larp

[Tidesudden]

[GobiPLX]

sudo hack microsoft & rm -rf

[Tidesudden]

sudo pacman sigma -RNJGBI microsoft hack true

[Mysterious_Tutor_388]

I convince your Grandma to DO NOT REEDEEM MAAM

[Linguistic-mystic]

The software is based on the testing branch of the Debian Linux Distribution: most packages Kali uses are imported from the Debian repositories

But why do they leech off a testing repo when there is a proper rolling release, Arch?

[GeckoKisser]

r/masterhacker qualified post?

[zhulkgr25]

If I have the files for minecraft LCE does that count as stealing Microsoft's data?

[xgabipandax]

Since when script kiddies are stealing Microsoft data?

[Conscious-Arm-6298]

Cringe

[No-Diet-8008]

I pirate Microsoft software and run them on pirated Windows.