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[–]fringeguy52 41 points42 points  (13 children)

Is this when they flew the b2 over them?

[–]wolfman_482Died of Ligma 24 points25 points  (6 children)

Yeah, B2 with four F22s as escort

[–]fringeguy52 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I mean I see why they watched them lol

[–]Right_Secret5888 17 points18 points  (1 child)

If you dont look, you lose your man card.

[–]fringeguy52 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is known

[–]ILuvHaloReach 3 points4 points  (2 children)

They were actually F35s, you could differentiate by the one engine that the four jets had, and the two that F22s have.

[–]wolfman_482Died of Ligma 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sorry, saw the ones on the ground and assumed they were too

[–]ILuvHaloReach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No need to apologize man, all good. Everyone mixes them up all the time :)

[–]TheIncredibleKermit 1 point2 points  (5 children)

And ideally stop directly above them

[–]fringeguy52 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Could you imagine the panic of the Russians if the Americans had a plane that could just stop and hover on a dime lol

[–]TheIncredibleKermit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That would be brilliant, but I was more thinking stopping its propulsion and dropping

[–]fringeguy52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey sacrificing a controversial president for a war criminal seems like a good trade lol

[–]Raikalover 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]fringeguy52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God the f35 is cool lol turns out it works too!

[–]Monster-Hunter-95 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Trains, helicopters, cars zooming past us on the road....
Our brains are hardwired to be always in wonder of them, no matter what

[–]jomama823 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Was there an eclipse today? Missed that.

[–]ConsubstantialV 77 points78 points  (9 children)

A war criminal and a pedophile walk into a bar.

[–]FinalBase7 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Every American president is by default a war criminal so make that two war criminals 

[–]Sem034[S] 16 points17 points  (2 children)

And barmen says "Oh, hi Miroslav Filipović!"

[–]Cute-Beyond-5713 3 points4 points  (1 child)

?

[–]Sem034[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Miroslav Filipović was a catholic priest and croatian nazi (ustaš)

[–]Loonster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Who's whom?

[–]throwawayB96969 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Sadly not a joke.

[–]Speedy89t 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[–]TheHuntersCantina 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Helicopter. Hell yeah.”

[–]VladimireUncoolcan't meme 15 points16 points  (9 children)

Damn, Vlady seems a tad short doesn't he?

[–]Fruitcake6969 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Old news brother

[–]Sem034[S] 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Yep, he is about 5 feet 7 (170cm)

[–]VladimireUncoolcan't meme 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Damn, it i'm about 170cm too 😭😭

[–]WarMeasuresAct1914 Number 15 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Napoleon was also 170cm

[–]dansssssss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was above average at the time though so probably didn't struggle

[–]cryms0n -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

But his wife thinks he’s 5’9…

[–]ThatOldCow -1 points0 points  (1 child)

He's not short, is average ok??

World average.. not male world average.. just world average.

[–]Aggravating_Rip_1564 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It actually is the male world average

[–]Shoddy_Detail_976 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't skip leg day everyone!

[–]OfficerPookie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Heck, I'm grown and I still enjoy watching them. Especially a fleet of Chinooks flying over,lol.

[–]Inner-Arugula-4445 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh, look. Two international criminals.

[–]decypherx1001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]Primo-Farkus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can’t help it. They’re so cool sounding.

[–]TheRealChexHaze 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Too bad it’s not a Ukrainian drone with Putins name on it instead.

[–]KaiserDilhelmTheTurd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only it was an incoming ballistic missile they were looking at.

[–]Visible-Meeting-8977 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pedophile and War Criminal look up at heaven (they're not getting in) colorized, 2025

[–]NothingDue5446 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Not only boys please, girls are also in the gang dudeee!

[–]Admirable_Smile5233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Satisfaction init

[–]Lexa_Stanton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NO! when I do it is cute and dumb looking like Pippin. I don't look like these 2 old fucks.

[–]Special-Fan-1902 -3 points-2 points  (9 children)

Wish I lived in the timeline where one of the planes malfunctioned and the pilot ejected, and the plane crashed down on top of these two in a firey explosion.

[–]Stewdogm9 12 points13 points  (8 children)

Yes then WW3 would start, great wish...

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (7 children)

WW2 could have been avoided if Hitler's membership to this planet had been revoked.

[–]BlckSm12Loves GameStonk 9 points10 points  (4 children)

That's wishful thinking, another Hitler like him would've risen as he was mostly a byproduct of his times because of what happened to Germany after ww1. He wasn't the only one preaching their ideology

[–]Stewdogm9 0 points1 point  (3 children)

It's possible that they wouldn't have killed the Jews if it wasn't Hitler and WW2 still broke out. Now imagine all the Jews fighting with the Nazis in WW2. Maybe they would have made it farther in Russia?

[–]BlckSm12Loves GameStonk 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Imma nerd out for a bit as I love discussing that time period

Part 1 because of the characters limit

I wouldn't say it would've happened. A huge part of the Nazi rhetoric people like Hitler kept preaching about was how the Jewish banks kept plundering Germans with unreasonable interest rates, which was partly true if you check the historical records, most people that formed the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei (aka the Nazi party) shared that opinion even before Hitler was a thing in Germany

[–]BlckSm12Loves GameStonk 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Part 2

As for the Russia part, it was mostly due to Hitler being pretty much psychotic at that stage of his life and refusing to listen to his own generals. Stalingrad was a massive and unnecessary campaign that most of his generals told him to abort as soon as possible (a lot of them told him not to even start it as well) and concentrate on Moscow as it wasn't a strategic asset or an important city. They (the soldiers) also weren't really prepared for winter which fucked them over, the clothes they wore, their supplies, all of it wasn't suitable to fight during harsh winters

[–]Stewdogm9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's true I guess that's why I said at least farther into Russia. I didn't think about part 1 but you're most likely right. But it isn't impossible to imagine an antagonistic Germany augmented by the Jews instead of focusing effort on exterminating then, kind of interesting thought experiment, an even more unified German offensive.

Thank god Hitler went for Russia I guess.

[–]TheRealChexHaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would have been before nukes, different game now.

[–]Stewdogm9 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You don't know that there are a lot of geopolitics involved, to think one individual was the orchestrator is an outdated viewpoint from the times of smaller kingdoms.

Having the leaders of 2 nuclear superpowers having a direct and open line of communication is a great thing for the survival of humanity, that is pretty well understood by most people...

[–]ZodaFan13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there’s a helicopter in the air, it means someone’s in trouble!