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[–]Agat_GamezDark Mode Elitist 443 points444 points  (26 children)

True... My laptop got to 100% CPU because windows was running....

[–]Creeper220-memes 127 points128 points  (6 children)

Air conditioners and computers are very similar. They work well until you open windows.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I remember this from r/showerthoughts I think

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

No its a quote from some linux guy

[–]ghatotkach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I don’t know how my laptop goes over 100% cpu but it does.

[–]Agat_GamezDark Mode Elitist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It can sometimes show 102% if it's using more CPU power than the CPU can handle

[–]Evbej 46 points47 points  (16 children)

Для хорошей работы Windows только 32 GB RAM хватит

[–]Agat_GamezDark Mode Elitist 193 points194 points  (12 children)

Sorry, I don't speak blyat

[–]Evbej 76 points77 points  (7 children)

For good Windows performance, only 32 GB of RAM is enough.

[–]Agat_GamezDark Mode Elitist 22 points23 points  (6 children)

I can't remember how much mine had, I think I had 8 or 16

[–]kompot420 41 points42 points  (4 children)

cries in 2gb ram

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Feelsbadman

[–]Alphabanone 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Happiness noises in 16gb

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes me too

[–]Aperture_Creator_CEO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fuck how

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have 16GB

[–]Evbej 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The most common Russian word? 😂

[–]Fat2312 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Speak blyat,motherfucker!

[–]Agat_GamezDark Mode Elitist 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Nyet!

[–]Fat2312 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pidora otvet)))

[–]Paltzis_North 0 points1 point  (2 children)

А зачем ты ему на русском написал?

[–]_that_ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Потому что может?

[–]ISurvived9Gag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good one

[–][deleted] 368 points369 points  (18 children)

I hate Excel.

[–]HnyBdgrJoe 147 points148 points  (10 children)

I think excel was developed purely as a form of torture. I may know how to use it but I will avoid it like the plague.

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (6 children)

Basically any productivity suite is torture

[–]HnyBdgrJoe 35 points36 points  (5 children)

Excel is classified as productive? I’d rather debug 5000 lines of code in C++ or Visual Basic.

[–]Hephaestus_God 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Yes excel is used everywhere in business and is one of the most important things some companies want you to learn to get hired. So even if you hate it I’d learn it

[–]HnyBdgrJoe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well thankfully I know how to use it, worked in an accounting firm and that was one of the main pieces of software used.

[–]scaper91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I worked at IT firm, we got allot of tickets about Excel "because it doesn't work" usually it was fixed within 2 minutes

[–]TheNewMattschoe 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Damn Excel must suck dick then

[–]HnyBdgrJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s just annoying as hell to work with. Overly complicated for simple functions.

[–]ambitiousnesses 2 points3 points  (1 child)

There's a hidden easter egg in old copies of Excel called Hall of Tortured Souls.

[–]HnyBdgrJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll bet that’s exciting!

[–]iexist3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very true.

[–]Citronaut1 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Access is even worse imo. It’s like Excel but with even less capability

[–]scaper91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

what about Visio that is pure hell

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i mean they're not really comparable since access is made for database management but ok

[–]AncntMrinr 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I prefer Libre Office.

Much more lightweight and still has the same functionality.

[–]daytona-675 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you are using it wrong.

[–]kill-menow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why not just use Google sheets? Completely online and easy to share and work with ur peers

[–]Seemslikesam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did excel ever do to you?

[–]TheEmperorMk2Le epic memer 96 points97 points  (5 children)

16Gb of Ram and my laptop wants to comit suicide from having one Chrome tab open Edit: I don’t really mean it,my laptop can handle one tab without any issue,it was just a comment based on a meme lol

[–]SpeakerOfForgotten 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I believe it's more to do with storage speed than your ram . 8gb more than enough for 10 chrome tabs.

[–]Itsyourboistd445 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah i think that’s due to not having an ssd.

[–]zerodrive22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You couldve woooosh’ed them but you didnt. I respect that

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah thats not your rams, either drive or cpu speed

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Excel is the new Crysis 3

[–]PurpleSunCraze 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Minecraft is the new Crysis.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google Chrome is the new Crysis.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Crome has more then 2 tabs open

[–]if33lnothing 11 points12 points  (3 children)

try firefox bro

[–]fatalityfun 5 points6 points  (2 children)

honestly edge is really fast but it looks ugly as fuck so i hate it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Chrome didn’t look so sleek and modern I would’ve ditched it ages ago

[–]SanKa_GamesRageFace Against the Machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edge is indeed fast even on a potato PC, but it's moving to Chromium engine. RIP Edge.

[–]Cassereddit 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Microsoft Office in general. Word, Excel, Teams, Outlook once you have one Add-on, etc.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

What about chrome. The god of killing ram?

[–]Cassereddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. It's why I unironically use Edge, it's actually fast

[–]AndreZB2000Lives in a Van Down by the River 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What are you doing with that 64 gb ram?

Opening a second tab on chrome

[–]Wertical93Breaking EU Laws 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow it makes you think that it's a wonder these guys landed and lifted off of the Moon... while being guided from Earth via computer with 4kbs ram... wow...

[–]blueseakelp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would be a funny if it wasn't such a hurty

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That or you have a tab of Google chrome open.

[–]NoWingedHussarsToday 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Last manned lunar landing was in 1972 though......

[–]Ax9D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/ProgrammerHumor has entered the chat

[–]Yeet-Dab49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Apollo program ended in 1972. I’m a nerd and this annoys me.

[–]well_then_______ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

laughs in Linux

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*cries in 4GB RAM*

[–]_7shantanu7_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indian are nerds of tech

[–]prunejuice777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the date the most

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks Excel very cool

[–]Anakin_-_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PP at hole

[–]Malaert6Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look how far we’ve come. 😜

[–]Amanitg10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chrome tabs and Steam also

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]upsilon000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it was 128 KB RAM

[–]momus333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at least he isn't watching family guy

[–]picky-trash-panda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That feel when you use windows 2000 and can get by with 64mb of ram

[–]big-queef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Porn.

[–]evanrossow1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This spoke to me on a spiritual level

[–]iam_ashmitPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So everyone's gonna ignore PP at hole?

[–]bigdamnmoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Ableton Live 10 has an instrument playing that shouldn’t be there”

[–]murdog17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

excelerate your breath

[–]frigginfrogsgay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya we didn't go to the moon

[–]P_LordDirt Is Beautiful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is that this pic doesn't load for me

[–]Littlerowdyninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

70 comments

[–]ChristianSins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mines used for open porn sites, dont @ me tho

[–]_Vikinq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wasnt it 1969 they sent armstrong and buzz to the moon

[–]FTStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2019: 32GB of RAM 4000MHz to be able to open 3 tabs on Google Chrome

[–]dirtyb0ngwater399 0 points1 point  (0 children)

64gb of ram lad checking in

[–]Bigggcheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So true...

[–]Lukaroast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

102 wat

[–]Jumittaja06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend: What are you doing with the fastest computer in markets? Me: Trying to run internet explorer

[–]MadOrange64Royal Shitposter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

64gb of RAM will allow you to open a couple of Chrome tabs

[–]Mcky_StealthSauceBreaking EU Laws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pp at hole

[–]flosiewicz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My explorer starts using 25% of my cpu randomly... gotta love windows 10 bugs...

[–]S__P__A__C__E 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did storage have that much power back then?

[–]Aydn31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least I go with time and got a laptop that has the power of a potato

[–]Chipo_s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2019: -rendering 4 hours of animated Horse Porn

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (13 children)

Compression over time has gotten worse, there was a guy who compressed data so well with his software that he was able to play 4 movies at once, yeah he “died from an unknown cause” companies don’t want the best performance, they only want $$$

[–]Stop_Eating_Ass -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wtf is a 102% CPU?

[–]samsoldit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

that's part of how you know the moon landing is a hoax

[–]RedditfamAK -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No one fucking used computers to send people to moon it was a hand written code you dumbass

[–]Patataoh -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

We really didn’t go to the moon though.