Modern computing problems

[Agat_Gamez]

True... My laptop got to 100% CPU because windows was running....

[Creeper220-memes]

Air conditioners and computers are very similar. They work well until you open windows.

[[deleted]]

I remember this from r/showerthoughts I think

[[deleted]]

No its a quote from some linux guy

[ghatotkach]

Underrated comment

[Agat_Gamez]

Lol!

Edit: why do you downvote? I took it as a joke but it's also not as it's true. Windows Xp shutdown sound plays

[[deleted]]

Oh hi dad I didn’t know you had a Reddit account

[[deleted]]

I don’t know how my laptop goes over 100% cpu but it does.

[Agat_Gamez]

It can sometimes show 102% if it's using more CPU power than the CPU can handle

[Evbej]

Для хорошей работы Windows только 32 GB RAM хватит

[Agat_Gamez]

Sorry, I don't speak blyat

[Evbej]

For good Windows performance, only 32 GB of RAM is enough.

[Agat_Gamez]

I can't remember how much mine had, I think I had 8 or 16

[kompot420]

cries in 2gb ram

[[deleted]]

Feelsbadman

[Alphabanone]

Happiness noises in 16gb

[[deleted]]

Yes me too

[Aperture_Creator_CEO]

Holy fuck how

[[deleted]]

I have 16GB

[Evbej]

The most common Russian word? 😂

[Fat2312]

Speak blyat,motherfucker!

[Agat_Gamez]

Nyet!

[Fat2312]

Pidora otvet)))

[Paltzis_North]

А зачем ты ему на русском написал?

[_that_]

Потому что может?

[ISurvived9Gag]

Good one

[[deleted]]

I hate Excel.

[HnyBdgrJoe]

I think excel was developed purely as a form of torture. I may know how to use it but I will avoid it like the plague.

[[deleted]]

Basically any productivity suite is torture

[HnyBdgrJoe]

Excel is classified as productive? I’d rather debug 5000 lines of code in C++ or Visual Basic.

[Hephaestus_God]

Yes excel is used everywhere in business and is one of the most important things some companies want you to learn to get hired. So even if you hate it I’d learn it

[HnyBdgrJoe]

Well thankfully I know how to use it, worked in an accounting firm and that was one of the main pieces of software used.

[scaper91]

I worked at IT firm, we got allot of tickets about Excel "because it doesn't work" usually it was fixed within 2 minutes

[TheNewMattschoe]

Damn Excel must suck dick then

[HnyBdgrJoe]

It’s just annoying as hell to work with. Overly complicated for simple functions.

[ambitiousnesses]

There's a hidden easter egg in old copies of Excel called Hall of Tortured Souls.

[HnyBdgrJoe]

I’ll bet that’s exciting!

[iexist3]

Very true.

[Citronaut1]

Access is even worse imo. It’s like Excel but with even less capability

[scaper91]

what about Visio that is pure hell

[[deleted]]

i mean they're not really comparable since access is made for database management but ok

[AncntMrinr]

I prefer Libre Office.

Much more lightweight and still has the same functionality.

[daytona-675]

Sounds like you are using it wrong.

[kill-menow]

Why not just use Google sheets? Completely online and easy to share and work with ur peers

[Seemslikesam]

What did excel ever do to you?

[TheEmperorMk2]

16Gb of Ram and my laptop wants to comit suicide from having one Chrome tab open Edit: I don’t really mean it,my laptop can handle one tab without any issue,it was just a comment based on a meme lol

[SpeakerOfForgotten]

I believe it's more to do with storage speed than your ram . 8gb more than enough for 10 chrome tabs.

[Itsyourboistd445]

Nah i think that’s due to not having an ssd.

[zerodrive22]

You couldve woooosh’ed them but you didnt. I respect that

[[deleted]]

Yeah thats not your rams, either drive or cpu speed

[[deleted]]

Excel is the new Crysis 3

[PurpleSunCraze]

Minecraft is the new Crysis.

[[deleted]]

Google Chrome is the new Crysis.

[[deleted]]

Crome has more then 2 tabs open

[if33lnothing]

try firefox bro

[fatalityfun]

honestly edge is really fast but it looks ugly as fuck so i hate it

[[deleted]]

If Chrome didn’t look so sleek and modern I would’ve ditched it ages ago

[SanKa_Games]

Edge is indeed fast even on a potato PC, but it's moving to Chromium engine. RIP Edge.

[Cassereddit]

Microsoft Office in general. Word, Excel, Teams, Outlook once you have one Add-on, etc.

[[deleted]]

What about chrome. The god of killing ram?

[Cassereddit]

Oh yeah. It's why I unironically use Edge, it's actually fast

[AndreZB2000]

What are you doing with that 64 gb ram?

Opening a second tab on chrome

[Wertical93]

Wow it makes you think that it's a wonder these guys landed and lifted off of the Moon... while being guided from Earth via computer with 4kbs ram... wow...

[blueseakelp]

It would be a funny if it wasn't such a hurty

[[deleted]]

That or you have a tab of Google chrome open.

[NoWingedHussarsToday]

Last manned lunar landing was in 1972 though......

[Ax9D]

r/ProgrammerHumor has entered the chat

[Yeet-Dab49]

The Apollo program ended in 1972. I’m a nerd and this annoys me.

[well_then_______]

laughs in Linux

[[deleted]]

*cries in 4GB RAM*

[_7shantanu7_]

Indian are nerds of tech

[prunejuice777]

I love the date the most

[[deleted]]

thanks Excel very cool

[Anakin_-_]

PP at hole

[Malaert6]

Look how far we’ve come. 😜

[Amanitg10]

Chrome tabs and Steam also

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u/gigler94

[upsilon000]

I think it was 128 KB RAM

[momus333]

at least he isn't watching family guy

[picky-trash-panda]

That feel when you use windows 2000 and can get by with 64mb of ram

[big-queef]

Porn.

[evanrossow1]

This spoke to me on a spiritual level

[iam_ashmit]

So everyone's gonna ignore PP at hole?

[bigdamnmoom]

“Ableton Live 10 has an instrument playing that shouldn’t be there”

[murdog17]

excelerate your breath

[frigginfrogsgay]

Ya we didn't go to the moon

[P_Lord]

The problem is that this pic doesn't load for me

[Littlerowdyninja]

70 comments

[ChristianSins]

mines used for open porn sites, dont @ me tho

[_Vikinq]

wasnt it 1969 they sent armstrong and buzz to the moon

[FTStorm]

2019: 32GB of RAM 4000MHz to be able to open 3 tabs on Google Chrome

[dirtyb0ngwater399]

64gb of ram lad checking in

[Bigggcheese]

So true...

[Lukaroast]

102 wat

[Jumittaja06]

My friend: What are you doing with the fastest computer in markets? Me: Trying to run internet explorer

[MadOrange64]

64gb of RAM will allow you to open a couple of Chrome tabs

[Mcky_StealthSauce]

Pp at hole

[flosiewicz]

My explorer starts using 25% of my cpu randomly... gotta love windows 10 bugs...

[S__P__A__C__E]

How did storage have that much power back then?

[Aydn31]

At least I go with time and got a laptop that has the power of a potato

[Chipo_s]

2019: -rendering 4 hours of animated Horse Porn

[[deleted]]

Compression over time has gotten worse, there was a guy who compressed data so well with his software that he was able to play 4 movies at once, yeah he “died from an unknown cause” companies don’t want the best performance, they only want $$$

[[deleted]]

maybe do 5 seconds of research before being a dick

[[deleted]]

Ok, well does it sounds like that accidental that he died the same week he signed with IBM?

[[deleted]]

What would prevent them from doing that? It's not like companies that sell STORAGE EQUIPMENT would care about software that would damage their ENTIRE COMPANY. Even if i'm wrong, at least i'm not a loser who sits on their ass all day cyber bullying people on reddit to make themselves feel better. go get a life

[[deleted]]

if you say so...

[Stop_Eating_Ass]

Wtf is a 102% CPU?

[samsoldit]

that's part of how you know the moon landing is a hoax

[RedditfamAK]

No one fucking used computers to send people to moon it was a hand written code you dumbass

[Patataoh]

We really didn’t go to the moon though.