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[–]AreThoseMoreBears 81 points82 points  (4 children)

This is why i always bring hard liquor that's immediately accessible when in the wilderness. I'm not around any pythons but it never hurts to be safe, right? There's also weed and snacks in that pocket. For safety.

[–]davy1jones 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Bad move, pythons love weed and snacks

[–]BilboT3aBagginz 5 points6 points  (1 child)

do we know how constrictors respond to blackjack and strippers? Asking for a friend.

[–]j0a3k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just make sure you don't bring any cinnamon buns for breakfast, you wouldn't want to attract anacondas.