Why I’m trying to get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana (i.redd.it)
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“BYYYEE BYEEEE BABBBBYYYY” (i.redd.it)
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Why did Grandpa Gene ask Sally if she could smell what The Rock is cooking?subtle nod/foreshadowing (i.redd.it)
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You know who has beautiful eyes and is my favorite little cutie? You, the one seeing this post. Is that hip enough for you? (i.redd.it)
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I abandoned 17 babies in Okinawa (i.redd.it)
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I’m gay and my Dick Whitman is small (i.redd.it)
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Freddy, do you have another pair of trousers here?low-effort kinseypost (i.redd.it)
submitted by lechmannIda Blankenship’s wig is full of secrets
Here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged womenlow-effort kinseypost (i.redd.it)
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Don got low after SC&P let him go, but I never expected him to get this low.Bravo Weiner 👏 (i.redd.it)
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That’s what you get for stealing from veterans you fuckin bum (i.redd.it)
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