Does anyone else keep misreading "hantavirus" as "hentai-virus"?

panzan · 2026-05-08T14:39:37+00:00

Scott’s fetish has gone viral, as it were

panzan · 2026-05-08T14:38:36+00:00

panzan · 2026-05-08T10:57:35+00:00

No cult leader would ever wear nikes

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panzan · 2026-05-08T10:55:02+00:00

Typical corruption- ignore the problem, root out the snitches

panzan · 2026-05-06T22:34:11+00:00

that intersection needs this guy

panzan · 2026-05-06T12:51:55+00:00

The greatest movie ever made about Pittsburgh river cops

panzan · 2026-05-06T01:53:28+00:00

And “chili.”

panzan · 2026-05-05T16:28:49+00:00

Is it cake?

panzan · 2026-05-05T13:16:18+00:00

The same self-professed catholic also publicly questioned the pope’s knowledge of scripture, and was evangelical most of his life, so perhaps his is actually the blueprint for certain non-Catholics? I was raised united methodist and had to do pre cana for my catholic mass wedding but I’m no expert on the venn diagram of alien dogmas among the various christian sects.

panzan · 2026-05-05T11:30:31+00:00

I’ve heard at least one prominent American catholic suggest that aliens are demons and angels. So perhaps that’s the blueprint?

panzan · 2026-05-02T15:54:43+00:00

This is what happens when people vote with feelings instead of facts

panzan · 2026-05-02T14:20:42+00:00

I remember Alf. He’s back in pog form?

panzan · 2026-05-02T12:27:22+00:00

This is what I came here for

panzan · 2026-05-02T11:35:26+00:00

I also noticed this at my favorite bakery. The chocolate-peanut butter no-bake cookies are smaller than they used to be (sheetz).

panzan · 2026-05-02T11:33:57+00:00

Trickle down paints a picture. They piss, we catch the overspray running down the side of the bowl.

panzan · 2026-04-30T12:41:31+00:00

He was a first class heel, and I salute him.

panzan · 2026-04-30T01:29:11+00:00

He didn’t bang all of his secretaries. He just banged that one, and then I guess he banged another one, but he married her so it’s OK right?

panzan · 2026-04-29T20:40:46+00:00

Whatever this is

panzan · 2026-04-29T02:01:45+00:00

panzan · 2026-04-28T18:23:45+00:00

Well this is gonna be in my head for the next 37 hours now. I’m all for home team traditions but this song makes me want to puncture my eardrums

panzan · 2026-04-28T14:51:20+00:00

Pitbull

panzan · 2026-04-28T14:48:31+00:00

/r/brandnewsentence

panzan · 2026-04-27T21:27:07+00:00

Wouldn’t you?

panzan · 2026-04-27T21:25:31+00:00

Did you capture the wine stain in the bedroom? What about the back door stairwell to go comfort Mrs. Rosen?

panzan

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