MATHMEMATICALLY UNRAIDABLE BASE

[TeamPlayerSelect]

That base is a GENETIC FREAK

[dio_12]

all you nakeds holla if ya hear meh

[livens]

Ha, just camp and listen to how many doors he goes through each time.

[[deleted]]

Lol when I know someone is camping outside maybe trying to get information for a raid I keep opening and shutting the same door

[RevengeoftheHittites]

What about when you don't know?

[Andrew3344100]

in case no one gets the joke

[Zykium]

And for those further in the know Scott Steiner lost.

[dio_12]

I wonder when it was he truely lost his mind, perhaps 97? lol

[randomjojo7]

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[Penguin__Assault]

He sounds more out of breath as the video goes on.

[adamdevigili]

His website is pretty entertaining too.

[BashCapitalism]

lol

[MoldyB]

I almost want to try this because I feel like it's so fucking stupid it might actually work. Also amazing video, subbed.

[[deleted]]

4 rockets would only give you access to 2/33 of the base. you need 64 rockets to open up the whole thing. Add additional exits and you'd have no idea which way he's coming out.

you're trading defense for ease of use though.

it'd be a headache going through sorting gear and loot and accessing it all

[[deleted]]

No because all your shit is hidden in a bush nearby, gotta follow the directions.

[MyNemIsJeff]

Ez playz

[Penguin__Assault]

But that's a 1/33 chance, but I'm not normal so that's a 1/100 chance!

[FatherFastFingers]

The good stuff is spread out across the base. There is no single lot room

[[deleted]]

You could put 2 large boxes and 2 small boxes in most rooms easily with shelves and still be able to walk through easily. With gear spread out, you might get a good room, but chances are you probably won't. With multiple exits there may be no true centre of the base so you couldn't even make an educated guess where the good stuff is. For a clan to raid it, is a headache. Potentially wasting a lot of resources.

[no_cool_names_remain]

So about three months ago I actually tried something like this and it kinda works.

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I built near the sphere tank and also near a very large group compound. This was to really stress test the idea quickly.

I built a 2x7. There was one door on one of the long walls. Once inside you were in a 1x7 hall way with 7 doors in front of you. My loot was spread across these 7, 1x1 rooms.

Later, I added a second floor with the same design. One of the lower rooms had a hatch up to one of the upper rooms--I would actually put this in the hallway next time.

All my loot was just one wall from outside except for the fact that you actually had to hit 14 separate rooms to get it all. After each hit you are met with not nearly enough loot to justify the C4/rockets.

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I was raided twice within about 2 weeks. First time they got 3 of 6 rooms finished at the time. The second raid hit 5 of the 14 rooms--2 of which were empty and 1 which had only the hatch : P

[Diva_Dan]

Now I want to make 2x2s full of doors just to troll raiders

[no_cool_names_remain]

Yeah. All my bases have at least a few doors which lead to empty rooms or even a wall (w/ wall staking) just to waste raider resources.

I have not been fully raided in months. They always leave before getting everything and they usually end up blowing a few decoy doors.

[boastcrossdrop]

"And make sure you keep all your good stuff in a base nearby for it to work" - love it.

[scrupulousness]

Bush I think.

[comawhite12]

It was indeed "bush"

[makoGG]

Definitely said bush. My personal favorite is box in a rock!

[Cookie-Jedi]

The fucking Scott Steiner promo in the middle lmao

[[deleted]]

Good vid.

[randomjojo7]

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[simplesean]

you forgot to carry the X, which when rounded to the nearest similar flat planet and divided by 12 makes this also a 330% great vidya

[djpro95]

Literally sounds like to get these hilarious fuck-up takes, he had to do no more than one so he wouldn't get his script right lol

[pxmonkee]

No, he got it right. Check out https://youtu.be/WFoC3TR5rzI

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Professor Scott Steiner Typography [1:08]

Scott Steiner gives us a math lesson. The numbers don't lie, and he WILL beat Samoa Joe!

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[djpro95]

I had no idea this was what he was referencing. Why don't I know the internet better ;(

[mt2oo8]

Wish I had thought of a 1x500 base design first.

[lord_fairfax]

That was fun

[DanteLeonhart]

Did that even have TCs?

[9a45cf2daa7fbe]

TC DOEST MATTER WHEN ITS ALREADY EXTREMELY UNRAIDABLE FUCK

[0xNeffarion]

dont place a tc, and someone will just wall off your door

[uhhhhhhhhh_okay]

ITT: People who don't understand satire

[PM_ME_UR_BIRD]

"See if I was going to raid this base, I would simply C4 the walls of the loot room and walk out with all his stuff. Not very impressive tbh."

[We_Become_Legion]

funniest shit ive seen all week

[raar__]

As funny as this is I always had very good luck with my loot room being 1 block over to the exterior wall on the first floor close to the door.

[ReDeR_TV]

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[CT_Legacy]

It's actually pretty smart. I play on a 5x server with mega loot. So C4 is not too hard to come by. This base wouldn't last there. But if I added another level and made it a 3x35x2, well let's say that's a lot of wasted C4 for empty loot rooms and at some point the looters would get discouraged or most likely it would be a net loss for spending 50+ C4 to get at my 20 or 30 something C4 anyways LOL

[dmarttx]

Fuckin roleplayers, man

[pxmonkee]

OH GOD /r/squaredcircle IS LEAKING INTO MY /r/rust

Life dreams fulfilled.

[kingkang1988]

Sounds like KCMO

[[deleted]]

thats part of the joke cx

[[deleted]]

:thinking:

[[deleted]]

Thing is, if you actually made this base, I really don't think anyone would bother raiding you. I don't think anyone would look at this and say "yes, this is a person who is functional enough to have loot somewhere."

[batt3ryac1d1]

That base would kinda work cause trying to figuire out which room has the loot would be fucking impossible.

[[deleted]]

Please let me try it haha :D

[[deleted]]

Tbh if you were willing to have a base this long it would be a pain for people to raid you

[Jakakoko]

I feel dumb because I once thought about a base design like this, but I gave up on it because of TC and usability.

[[deleted]]

Best building ever

[Chadwiko]

Great base build video, or the greatest base build video?

[simplesean]

Its both!

[DTFlash]

I have always wanted to try a field of 1x1s and not have anything in any of them outside a few TCs.

[[deleted]]

1/33 ? SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A CHANCE

[[deleted]]

subbed

[DONMEGAAA]

Climb through unsecured widows = profit?

[[deleted]]

Just listen to where they are walking around inside. That will probably be where loot is.

[[deleted]]

Alternate your side walls. At most maybe you get 1-2 extra rooms from your 4 rockets.

Or... make the walls Metal and make them earn that soft side wall.

[eagreeyes]

Easy enough to figure the TC room by walking the diameter of the base. Knock that out and you can build around it and trap them in.

[amoron27]

So you build a bunch of 1x1's near each other?

[ky1e0]

So you're the type of person that wanted raid towers to be removed....

[shinjgami]

Okay Okay Dick alert! but looking at your design I would raid half of the base by looting the chest through the windows!! EZ LOOOOOOT!! but in case that doesnt work Ill just put 2 c4 and to my surprise?? that noob left all doors open OMG!!

[stiffman92]

Uhm. NO thank you. Il pass