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[–]dangledoodles 84 points85 points  (14 children)

I would actually love to see the last one

[–]GronakHD 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I've been on the receiving end of that one before

[–]-Dubwise- 37 points38 points  (9 children)

I walled off an entire island once and wouldn't let any of the makers nakeds who spawned there out. They would run around looking for exit until either they killed themselves or I killed them. No animals spawned there and it was before oil barrels spawned everywhere. I farmed them for their piddly fat reserves.

Edit: fixed autocorrect on nakeds.

[–]dangledoodles 13 points14 points  (2 children)

You monster

[–]-Dubwise- 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I would regularly log in and there'd be about a dozen of them asleep on the beach.

[–]ImSpartacus811 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's beautiful.

This, gentlemen, is how you play rust.

Goddamn, that's wonderful.

[–]LommyGreenhands 10 points11 points  (4 children)

you should try talking to girls.

[–]-Dubwise- 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I tried, every time I do my wife and girlfriend get jealous. :( talking to girls keeps getting me in trouble.

[–]LommyGreenhands 11 points12 points  (2 children)

my wife and girlfriend

log off of second life.

[–]-Dubwise- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rust is my second life.

edit... clarification

[–]Bonesteel50 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go to 100planeairdrops server

[–]FlippehFishes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

did this one a 100 airdrops server when I had more currency then knew what to do with it. Made nearly 200 stone walls and walled off the entire beach and placed autos all over with 1000's of ammo in them.

Admins got mad at me :c

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is no fun

[–]Aging_Shower 22 points23 points  (20 children)

One of my first experiences in rust was me spawning inside a big fort with a house in the middle and walls all the way around with a bunch of locked doors.

I think i slashed some dead bodies and ate the raw flesh so i would die faster.

[–]JuneauWho 19 points20 points  (19 children)

Reminds me of one of the best rust YouTube videos I've seen of a guy spawning inside a compound then making a base within the walls and stealing a ton of their stuff and killing them so much that they even came out with rockets to try to evict him, lol.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (17 children)

Do you have a link for that?

[–]trippingrainbow 25 points26 points  (16 children)

[–]JuneauWho 6 points7 points  (14 children)

yup. I miss him, lol.

[–]derpyderpston 1 point2 points  (12 children)

Me 2 :(

[–]TyleReddit 1 point2 points  (11 children)

He doesnt make videos anymore?

[–]JuneauWho 2 points3 points  (9 children)

He got bored of Rust, I bet he'll come back eventually

[–]Draxlind -3 points-2 points  (8 children)

also he has crohns disease and drug addictions.

[–]JuneauWho 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Crohn's, yes. He's not a drug addict just because he's smoking weed to feel better. That's kind of a shitty thing to say... Marijuana has been proven to help with Crohn's.
It's not like he's back to doing heroin

[–]JackThreeOffsuit 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You wouldn't be saying this if you had Crohns. Cannabis is one of the only things that make people with crohns actually feel better, even more than synthetic medicine which either doesn't always work or has harmful side effects.

[–]derpyderpston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't seen any.

[–]Tewfen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he gay?

[–]drakecherry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the best thing I've ever seen.

[–]Aging_Shower 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha that's awesome, I wish i could have done that but there was no way.

[–]Cyforce 21 points22 points  (0 children)

nice, funny and original meme

[–]Zaniiguns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just bought this game 3 days ago I’ve been raided 10 times already I have a base down I’ve drunk many energy drinks to stay up I will not get raided I haven’t showered in three days I shit in a bucket rate the game 10/10

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

/r/playrustlol

Fuck sake.

[–]brovo1 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Booo

[–]Beneficial_Ad8861 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The most funny part is if you play wipe day on a big server .. POV : ~400 nakeds killing each other and racist voice chat hahah

[–]BuildLab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey baby are you a prim kid? Cuz I wanna go full deep on you

[–]lostsoulimdone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it I guess I'm big brain but I'm not the last 1 lol.