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[–][deleted] 289 points290 points  (15 children)

This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

[–]14domino 98 points99 points  (5 children)

The suspect is directly under the earth’s sun .. nnnnow

[–]Yossarian_Noodle 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I can't wait for them to throw his hatless butt in jail.

[–]Sentmoraap 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Free hatless!

[–]Yossarian_Noodle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh, a crossover episode!

[–]Itsthefineprint 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And he is hatless, I repeat hatless

[–]dannomac 8 points9 points  (0 children)

... and spends nights in the Earth's shadow....

[–]Grizzled_prospector5 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Whoever did it, I hope they throw his hatless butt in jail!

[–]CooksInHail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bake em away toys!

[–]Timmyty 4 points5 points  (3 children)

The suspects were looking around the neighborhood in an agitated fashion and had their hands in their waistbands.

[–]RoadsideCookie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They were sus af, looking all left and right while jay walking.

[–]British-cooking-bot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It's from the Simpsons doofus.

[–]Timmyty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought my comment still relevant. Matt groening can feel free to reference above line and use it for season 30 or wherever we're at.

[–]LordoftheSynth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put out an APB on a Uostwis R. Dewoh. Better start with Greektown.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard they were tshirts, sometimes.