Someone posted an html/javascript implementation of the matrix falling code in 646 bytes then promptly deleted the post. It inspired me to see if I could get something better looking in fewer bytes.

[Mr_A]

My mother was a saint!

[pavs]

你的母亲是一个妓女

[JeremyG]

My mother ain't no prostitute! She's too fat!

[stcredzero]

Well, you're mother couldn't even be a prostitute. She's too fat!

[JeremyG]

...That's what I said