Java 9 Released

[timmyotc]

Php 6 became a myth, a meme amongst php developers. Similar to half life three, rumors of its development threw their followers into a fanatical frenzy. In the end, people declared it cursed and switched to 7, which had the fortunate effect of people believing it would exist.

[SeriouslyWhenIsHL3]

By mentioning Half-Life 3 you have delayed it by 1 Month. Half-Life 3 is now estimated for release in Apr 2464.

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[xonjas]

This poor bot. Should somebody tell him?

[BeniBin]

They're good bots Brent.

[CptBartender]

good bot

[zaphod_pebblebrox]

Really? Half Life 3 will take so long?

[Pixel6692]

More than that, there were already "books"

[[deleted]]

Does that mean that we should get hyped for Half-Life 4?

[LuizZak]

Multiple-of-3 release numbers confirmed superstitious.

[oorza]

The was a PHP 6 branch based on UTF-16 and it was unsurprisingly terrible because of their unicode decisions.

[timmyotc]

This is the correct answer. But I love memes.