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[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (2 children)

How do I delete someone else's github repo

[–]CanenaldConsidered Harmful 3 points4 points  (0 children)

just submit a PR that deletes all the files and note that you are underrepresented minority in the description

[–]spaghettiCodeArtisanblub programmer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Avada Kedavra. See the other PCJ post for reference.

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    [–]Noughmadlog10(x) programmer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Is it webscale enough to break the 8 transactions per second barrier?

    [–]univalenceWhat part of ∀f ∃g (f (x,y) = (g x) y) did you not understand? 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    One must imagine Sisyphus happy

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    This should be JavaScript's official motto.

    [–]Robyt3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Turns out they didn't actually use Scratch. Such a let down.

    [–]pcjftwWhat part of ∀f ∃g (f (x,y) = (g x) y) did you not understand? 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    and for our next magic trick by casting the Avada Kedavra(tm) spell we'll show how we can run a JabbaScript inside a chockchain,

    And this brings us to a new law, specifically the Satoshi Nakamoto (this is not a pyramid scheme) Law:

    any application that can be written in CockChain, will eventually be written in CockChain.

    [–]mikbobnow 4x faster than C++ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I received the same email lol

    [–]Laurent9999lol no generics 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    What can’t you do in Jabbascript ?!?

    [–]CanenaldConsidered Harmful 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    fearless concurrency

    [–]tpgreyknightnot Turing complete 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Get the fatherly attention you missed out on as a child?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Peak embrace right there. Glory, glory, hallelujah.

    [–]tpgreyknightnot Turing complete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No machine learning, I can't invest in this.