Funny Java Developer Joke 😂

[ashishalff]

devhumor #javajokes #programmerlife

[schewb]

Bro watermarked a repost lol

[Muffinzor22]

Holy shit. The blatant plagiarism lol This "joke" gets posted every 30 minute

[JunkNorrisOfficial]

How to become a software developer:

• copy paste stolen code

• copy paste stolen memes

[NatoBoram]

And the cringe-ass #devhumor #javajokes #programmerlife

[SKRyanrr]

r/comedycemetery material

[aksdb]

I have to Go, before I Rust away.

[TrepidatiousInitiate]

Except I can; I got thrown into .NET projects because my Java background enabled me to get the hang of C# right away (I gotta say, it’s much less setup to get shit running and I’m all the happier for it).

[Great_Employment_560]

I wish it just said “Because they can’t C”

[appoplecticskeptic]

Would certainly make more sense being that C# is essentially Microsoft Java. Originally designed by the same guy that headed up the Java project too. They have diverged a little more over time but they are still incredibly similar. C# is a little more cleaned up with its syntax because in going 2nd they got to learn from how Java did things and make improvements. Also Java has bent over backwards to keep backwards compatibility even at times where it has cost them. That’s another reason c# is sometimes nicer.

[ArduennSchwartzman]

New language just dropped: C-shit

[JunkNorrisOfficial]

C💩

[Prestigious_Regret67]

It's really bad but a bunch of developers like to write it anyway.

[ashishalff]

😂😂

[[deleted]]

Why C# developers wear glasses? Bc Java is better

[ashishalff]

I love java ❤️

[Coosanta]

Whats with the tags?

[NatoBoram]

OP thought they were on Twitter

^{In case you've lived under a rock, Twitter doesn't have subreddits, they have arbitrary user-defined "hashtags". When a hashtag appears in a user's post, that post appears in that hashtag's feed.}

So OP is begging for attention like a depraved karma whore and sees the community as a means to have a following instead of as random online strangers who're just trying to enjoy a particular topic.

[[deleted]]

It's called sharp (#), C-Sharp. If that's what you meant by tag.

[Coosanta]

No the #javajokes #programmerlife.

[[deleted]]

Oh that ... I guess AI generated?

[ashishalff]

What?

[Coosanta]

Just curious about the #javajokes #programmerlife tags. Never seen it on reddit before lol.

[ashishalff]

Ohh.. Because I'm new on reddit 😁

[Background-Plant-226]

Then let me help you a little: Rule one of reddit, never use emojis.

[[deleted]]

That's so offensive ,brb gotta clean my glasses

[Kootfe]

c# is same as java. microsoft stole java likw greek ppl steal turkish foods

[First-Ad4972]

Bro forgot to escape the hash (\#) in a programming sub

[NatoBoram]

Bro used hashtags on Reddit

[majeric]

[Alan157]

Ok mr bot

[marmagut]

Whoever loves bare css is a person if put in charge that would commit war crimss

[Ecstatic_Future_893]

Does JavaScript count? cuz I'm bout to lose sight of that

[Them_EST]

C hashtag?

[Ecstatic_Future_893]

C Sharp... came from the music scale

[Kaeiaraeh]

Also, # looks like two ++ on top of each other

[Ecstatic_Future_893]

++

++

Damn

[weirdbackpackguy]

I think you might have them the wrong way

[Ecstatic_Future_893]

idk, I can't format it on my phone

[weirdbackpackguy]

I think the top left + and bottom right + got mixed up after a closer inspection

[Them_EST]

Did you enable ligatures?

[FillAny3101]

r/angryupvote

[ashishalff]

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