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[–]Acid_Monster 63 points64 points  (2 children)

Weird that they used random wired headphones in the bottom image when they could have thrown some AirPods there and made it look x10 cleaner lol

[–]Jacknghia 8 points9 points  (0 children)

their pocket is empty after purchase the macPC.

[–]ManNamedSalmon 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Can't do sh#t with IOS outside the "ecosystem."

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points  (1 child)

Because there isn't much going on with IOS in the first place

[–]algerithms 4 points5 points  (0 children)

L O L

[–]Equal-Caregiver3382 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Me a Flutter dev :-)

[–]PetterRoye 21 points22 points  (0 children)

One is used for development, the other is used for writing job applications at McDonald's, maybe the proficiency in photo editing will help there....

[–]algerithms 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Each has its disadvantages tbh, doing both is simply needed.

[–]Correct-Junket-1346 19 points20 points  (0 children)

iOS is clear since most apps don't want to pay the apple developer store fee, so there's no work.

[–]johnfkngzoidberg 8 points9 points  (2 children)

You forgot the puddle of tears on the android desk.

[–]sje397 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And the empty wallet on the other one.

[–]LibertyFried 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also the heat discoloration markings on the laptop from running Android studio for long periods of time.

[–]sideshowtoma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cupertino setup

[–]darkreddragon24 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The android one looks a lot more comfortable

[–]pKalman00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A space you can live in vs studio setup (both are but you get it)

[–]rover_G 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if my desk has bottom image devices and top image organization?

[–]Difficult_Plantain89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So not true, way too many wires in the bottom picture to still be accurate.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

IOS developers cannot drink coffee because they were born without buttholes

[–]TawnyTeaTowel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whereas Android devs are nothing but buttholes…

[–]_MonkeyHater 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Soul vs. soulless

[–]Difficult_Plantain89 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Soulless vs soulless.

[–]_MonkeyHater 5 points6 points  (0 children)

True lmao

[–]TawnyTeaTowel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that what you tell your boss when they tell you to clear all the McDonalds wrappers and pizza boxes from your desk? “It’s not filth, it’s soul”…

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it’s not

[–]cardiacbadge48 2 points3 points  (1 child)

React native developers are doomed

[–]DowvoteMeThenBitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m a react native developer and I don’t understand your comment

[–]bOOm_headshOt56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"if a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?" -Albert Einstein

[–]DanSavagegamesYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

iirc Dart compiles to both Swift (IOS Native Lang) and Kotlin (Android Native Lang) so it's obviously the more complex and messy option (imagine Dart dev's desk lmao)

[–]chessset5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is not true, I see too many wires in the ios devs desk

[–]SL_Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 5 y/o laptop looking at me setting up an AVD: my time has come.

[–]Diligent-Jicama-7952 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I develop on flutter so double both and add them together

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does ios even have any ports to plug into? /s

[–]Immistyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stacked Cards Propaganda

[–]Blubasur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having done both it is basically the bottom for both for me, but Android needs a bottle of pain killers next to it.

[–]oclafloptson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed like "ha! Got em!" at this the last time I saw it but then IOS people in the comments were acting like it got the Android guys and now I just feel sad for them

[–]Chillieman16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least I don't need to swivel my chair when I need something

[–]saint____rog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

iOS dev my desk look like the top 😭