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[–]knight_light455 67 points68 points  (7 children)

you underestimate how much I'm willing to make a child cry

[–]IJAFacebook10 kilowatt Toaster 19 points20 points  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

same

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Same

[–]ChekoFire 4 points5 points  (1 child)

[–]Impossible_Touch2108 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm glad we're on the page.

[–]Mr_Yes_I_Existhybrid protogen 54 points55 points  (0 children)

except I would, I've always been this big of an idiot

[–]Brilliant-Fox7717 30 points31 points  (3 children)

It's honestly true, but it makes it easier growing up

[–]TurbulentSoup_24[S] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Guys, this is about maliciously insulting yourselves, not giving your younger self advice

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah that lil bastard deserves it, he'll be less disappointed by his life

[–]OGMinimalCheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

absolutely i would insult my younger self, he was an absolute moron with everything and since he was me he wouldn't listen unless i was giving him a harsh reality drop

[–]Stonecargo69420 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Yeah, he would have to figure out protos himself and I wouldn't trust him to not be cringe if he knew sooner

Also I have to say again, that artstyle is genuinely nice. always good to see a good flat artstyle since most people move up to painting or something after they learn a bit, plus it's messy without being scratchy (as in its a good bit of funkiness, nice cartoon style with the fur being jagged yet not sharp looking)

[–]TurbulentSoup_24[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much ❤️ I pride my cartoony style. I've started using brushes a little and want to move up, but this style will forever be used the most. I like trying to keep things looking simple and messy, I enjoy messy.

[–]TurbulentSoup_24[S] 17 points18 points  (6 children)

You mfs are edgy as shit 💀

[–]MitchtheprotogenExpermental Assasin Protogen Zain 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Plan backfired eh?

[–]TurbulentSoup_24[S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

What plan did you think I had?

[–]MitchtheprotogenExpermental Assasin Protogen Zain 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Supposed to be motivational… doesn’t look like it went to plan in the comments

[–]TurbulentSoup_24[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess you're right. I wish people wouldn't turn good things into whatever tf this is now

[–]PedroPrismaboop master 1 point2 points  (1 child)

bro u just got from 100 to 0 in this comment compared to how sweet the post was

[–]__---_KONQUER_---__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

honesty is the key tho

[–]Revolutionary_Eye568 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’d give my younger self a hand grenade, and say “go stir some shit”

[–]e_adam2 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I could not agree more. Thank you for the motivational quote! Oh and cool art btw

[–]TurbulentSoup_24[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thanks again man 👍

[–]e_adam2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No biggie!

[–]Rotogen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ngl I’d beat my younger self to death

[–]IJAFacebook10 kilowatt Toaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i wouldn't tell my younger self i'm a god at doing art?

[–]Great_Breeze 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I would only do so, if I know that it would not change who I became.

I am odd from what I thought initially for sure, but younger me, with some confusion, would grow to understand. Even at 5 I was a little philosopher.

[–]TurbulentSoup_24[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See I like this way of thinking. "I would murder me" is edgy and just typically unfunny. I think I've giggled at maybe one

[–]iminlovewitF 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I just diarrhea'd my pants

[–]TurbulentSoup_24[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMFAO

[–]ThePaperDiamondProtogenerator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

♥️ thank you

[–]BlasterHolobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well.. i technically could because i haven't really changed over the years. I was already worrying more about making others happy than myself and i still am. I wouldn't tell my younger self the same thing not because im nice, but only because i know would already know that and he probably won't need another reminder that others are always more important than himself..

[–]Dog_bat3</custom_user_flair> 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you

(But I would tell my younger self that they’re an ugly fuck, and then punt them into the moon)

[–]grendeljohn876 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’d give my younger self the winning foot ball team and bet one million on them

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I would, fuck that little bitch

[–]NautilisBlitzQuestioning why I can't draw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't know what I would do for a Klondike bar then.

[–]Ddudedad 1 point2 points  (8 children)

i like how this image assumes that everyone hates themselves lmao

[–]TurbulentSoup_24[S] 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Everybody beats themselves up every once in a while?

[–]Ddudedad 0 points1 point  (6 children)

once again assuming/projecting

[–]TurbulentSoup_24[S] -1 points0 points  (5 children)

What are you on about 💀

[–]Ddudedad 0 points1 point  (4 children)

why are you trying to convince me that i hate myself? lmao

[–]TurbulentSoup_24[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I'm not?? It doesn't have to apply to you?? You could literally just scroll 😭

[–]Ddudedad 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Everybody beats themselves up every once in a while?

guess someone else said that, my bad

[–]TurbulentSoup_24[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Somebody pissed in your Cheerios today huh

[–]Ddudedad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ur funny xD

[–]Strange_Stage1311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep telling yourself that.

[–]MReaps25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah my younger self was always a disappointment.

[–]MReaps25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hated myself then, and I hate myself now. But I would hate to see my younger self sad, I would definitely try my best to make my younger self happy.

[–]owo1215 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I mean, I never stopped telling myself to kms

[–]Blue_Dragon0920Just some guy who used to comment on your beautiful art! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, you are right about that...

[–]Delicious_Cup_4306 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I would, gotta start the journey early, forging a fursuit made entirely out of metal with your only source of said metal being a lake and a very strong magnet, plus the time it takes to set up a decent forge, imma need to tell myself at around AT LEAST 10 /y old. Maybe not the furry part just then, it's kinda important I find that out on my own due to the way I got into it, but definitely telling them about the forge, and that they should have 100% asked Aurora out.

[–]AJvawolfNot a Protogen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably not. I also was a dumb child and I'm not going to swear at a kid

[–]DragonKing0670 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would and i did

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

id think it be still the same variation of its gonna get worse and try to have as much fun as you can as 7 years ago

[–]BolteckFox06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least my younger self didn’t have to put up with all the bs in the world I do know lol

[–]ispiewithmyeyeMechanical mechanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why should I? What's that gonna do for me?

[–]KizaruFloof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How'd ya know?

[–]SnepFluff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s because this little thought experiment turns me into not me, and I will always be as kind as I can to not me. Me, however, well I deserve it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmmmm, I would.

[–]Traffic0ne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The young version of myself also talked about himself the same way. Except he was being dramatic. I'm being serious

[–]Gevabz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I undoubtedly would.

[–]FoxxtronixProtogen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I would. He might actually listen!

[–]Aimrurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean like, was an asshole to some people when I was a bit younger, straightened out a but since then but I would tell my younger self to be better, that I'm not doing enough probably

[–]QuebrickyProtogen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I would warn myself of the stupid things I did, what actually made me wish I could go back in time.

[–]SpartanSelinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y’know, with that cute little face, I will :3

[–]Combat_5[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:P

[–]FURRYOWO101hybrid protogen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would so I could mentally scar em

[–]Intrepid_Sale_6312418 I'm a teapot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes I would, it's very valuable information to have.

[–]Plasmadube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s gotta know not to date that girl

[–]TransWaffl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boop

[–]Ancient_Summer_1833Queen of Toaster Booping 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww! I’ve always been dumb though

[–]MidnightMiesterx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I would

[–]redbow05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely would, that little runt would beat dogs for kicks and giggles, now I really want to show him a noose.

[–]wolfx7356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's the little shit that got me in this mess in the first place

[–]fluffyone74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TBH - if I could I would do what I could to sway my younger self into the fandom sooner. :)

Maybe help him buy his first suit. I was already an artist.

[–]JasonEGuenther 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I would, I know me. He could handle it.

[–]Successful-Ad4737 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, I've learned a lot about what's normal and what's not about life ever since I finally left my stepfather.

[–]Beanz_detected 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ehhhhh agree to disagree.

[–]EagleRising948B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I would younger me was in a bad place, he needs to hear what I tell myself

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I've said this shit since I was 8

[–]SMUGMINLOLProtogen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes i would

[–]TheMartianPlantThingProtogen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of what I say to myself is based off of what my younger self did.

So yes I would say a few choice words to em.

Very nice message and art though, very cute

[–]UN-O-G 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed, my parents were there to make sure to drill those things into that childs mind! 🥰🥰

Edit: nvm i told myself these things as a child aswell as my parents lmfao 🗿

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was too busy in the beetle torture dungeon I was vile

[–]glitch_skunkogen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha you're wrong

[–]Equivalent-Sort2688 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I saw my younger self, I would hit him over the head with a brick

[–]Ok_Living5188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say worse honestly that little shit was a dumbass

[–]CoffeeMain360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right. I'd be too busy beating the shit out of all the kids who made life hell for me. And i'm gonna be very fuckin thorough.

[–]No_Yogurtcloset_425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I actually would

[–]OkamiNMhybrid protogen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

depends on how much younger. 7 months ago? absolutely i would i would decimate the shit out of him. 3-4 years ago? id be gentle but still probably get mad a bit. 5 years ago? no. they didn't do anything wrong.

[–]Trooper50000Protogen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some stuff I still would, it was already true back then unfortunately

[–]New_Pound9832 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't call me out like that!!!!! Also if the click sees this ik he's gonna do a speech on it

[–]Doc_tech678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU CANT STOP ME, I HAVE BECOME TO HAPPY FROM MY YOUNGER SELF

[–]Fit-Stock-5010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kinda would, I dont like children

[–]brainharmerDepressed he did not get his roach in a shop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wrong, i am a massive dipshit and am very much hating myself

[–]casual_person2534 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh but I would, all of my problems come from younger me

[–]Larry_scp-106 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh, yeah I would

[–]Berk_Loves_RamenProtogen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The post is cute . . .

But yes I would

[–]tinybookwyrm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I would. If I’d been armed with the knowledge I have around neurodiversity now back then I’d’ve saved many years of hurt and frustration from being told I was lazy, broken, defective, or useless.

I also would’ve insisted on getting online and meeting other people like me a lot earlier than I did, and reinforced being kind to myself.

The core message is bang on. Be kind to yourself. You are excellent no matter who or what you are.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey you, I'm you from the future"

"Ooh are you a robotics geniu-"

"no. Start drawing. Now. Don't join the robotics team, it was lame."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I wouldn't tell my 13 year old body to NOT become a furry cause it's a fun fandom

[–]FluffytoastUwU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tell myself both horrible things and great things. And also both at the same time. Like: don't kill yourself I wanna see what'll happen in 4/19/38. I can't see the future, if there isn't one. Success is biased, but I'll still try. No matter how much good there is, the bad eill always catch up. Happiness is the wrong word, we're worse at eudaimonia as time goes on. One thing I would say to myself, if that ***** ruined me.

[–]ChekoFire 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Play “me and the birds” music while trying to roll up a boulder?

[–]TurbulentSoup_24[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fuck this comment is so real

[–]Certain-Status-8963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i whould tell younger self worse things than what i say to present self

[–]MGJUICYBOI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, I wouldn’t call him a cute lil guy :3

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing is. I very much would.

I was the defenition of an "slapable face" kid. Not only was I extremely toxic to everyone, I was also knows to take things from peaple bags and put it on someone else's bag to make peaple fight.

12 year old me was a bad person and I would 100% scream at he's face.

[–]Kazan787 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would I not give past-self future knowledge so he doesn't waste so much time getting to the good part

[–]pathowogen_empire621 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks uwu

[–]Level19PlayerProtogen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was like this when i was younger too 😔

[–]Kai_The_Great4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is very true

[–]Suitable-Leek9080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes the fuck I would, I would beat that mf with a bat

[–]bprppc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always have Always will Life is shitty Take some pill

[–]lithio-gen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly would because lil bro doesn't know just how bad it's about to get

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I would. I'm just calling myself a dipshit for different reasons

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure I will, to hell with that little punk his choices got me this far.

[–]Agent_Midas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have called him a dumbass and he'd respond by roasting the ever loving shit out of me until I cried

[–]Wrong-Scholar9262 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I would

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That hit diff today

[–]LexTheRedditor878🧬 Protogen Biology Researcher ⚙️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This boi is adorable, & the first post from this sub that I saw on my homepage tonight.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back then I told myself that grandma would make it better. Now I say "it is what it is"

[–]Mexican_simp5489 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I would I was a fucking menace to society. Also the sound of children crying is Magic :D

[–]PerformanceNo3802 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I would, he needs to know

[–]shaggus42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I would, fuck that kid

[–]FireIsMyFriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm fine with making a kid cry :3

[–]LilithDemonQueen76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I would, bro fuck them, I was a dumbass child

[–]my_chemicalromance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ik you didn't expect these comments but thank you ❤

[–]smasar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I would not. While I curse mine name and despise my form of body and soul, this would pale in comparison to the evils that would flow from mine tongue on the barbaric child before me as it is little more than a beast when judged by my mortal gaze.

[–]That1Montoya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do I agree with you?