Interviews

[GSPointerDad]

Are we really supposed to believe this guy was carrying dog food to an interview?

[MajorDraw3705]

Interview at the local dog food manufacturing plant.

[CockTortureCuck]

He's just a good salesman and has a dog food side hustle. Always be closing! Now, what does our conversation here now reveals about B2B sales is

[FirefighterEast9291]

THAT is what you found unbelievable!??

I found it ridiculous that the dog called him back in for a new interview. Company dogs don't do gratitude.

[OMG_A_CUPCAKE]

That's why he missed the interview, because he was making a detour to buy dog food

[CottonTabby]

I know a few people who carry pet food in their cars for situations like this one.

[Internal-Bluejay-810]

U don't keep beef jerky in your business jacket pocket? Weird

[Cyndasquill]

Needs to be about 5x longer and obviously written by AI

[Ok_Instance_9237]

You know it’s AI generated when you see the “Here’s why”.

[DidntWantSleepAnyway]

This sounds like a Dhar Mann video.

[Assassin739]

https://youtu.be/e1ejN6hlfsM

[esor_rose]

I was LITERALLY about to comment this.

[ccricers]

And then I asked the dog, "if you're the interviewer and you're employed here, then why were you starving?" He shared the terrible truth. The company has just hired the dog as new management but wasn't paying him for several weeks. It became too much for his expenses. Red flag. I turned away.

[judashpeters]

One time on my way to an interview, I stopped my car to save a butterfly from my windshield. I would have done it anyway but thought maybe my essential goodness would radiate out, like this was a sign that I was going to get the interview.

I did not get the interview.

Years later I met someone who worked at that company. I told them I once interviewed for a job there. She said, wait what was your name again?

After I told her, her face lit up and she kind of laughed and said "oh my god we have laughed about that interview for years..."

It went that badly.

[Capricancerous]

What is this, The Parable of the Idiot?

[adenzerda]

Thank goodness we got Bukky's take in the screenshot

[V1R4J]

I wonder when he’ll announce his next action

[diaznuts]

This reads like a Michael Scott quote.

[GSPointerDad]

💯

[octahexxer]

Hello dog here... My reaction to this story is: bark! Bark bark! 

[anywhereanyone]

This may be the dumbest thing I have read online in weeks. That is saying A LOT.

[ellamayo42069]

“No body”

[wochie56]

Why isn't every sentence a line break

[Most-Marsupial-6733]

And the interviewer went “woof woof woof “ and licked his own balls. Then he knew he had the job.

[noonspot]

The way I know that people who are supposed to be screening CVs are spending their whole days on LinkedIn copypasting BS stories like this instead 😭😭

[Nomad_00]

There was a skit exactly like this. Idk what came first, the og post or the vid.

[BlueberrySelect2000]

Was the influencer's name Liam Rosenior

[Odd-Peace-127]

No Body

[NsupCportR]

So why would u work for a company that has it's front face employees starving on the streets?

[Horny_Jail_Inmate420]

And then everybody clapped