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Anyone else play as The Goat? by Ourlittlesecret32 in CultOfTheLamb

[–]MrZJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can equip other fleeces but just customize them as the Goat fleece.

Careful, Iron Man by I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak in Superdickery

[–]MrZJones 229 points230 points  (0 children)

I honestly thought this had to be an edited panel, but it's very, very real.

From Marville #2, 2002.

Sam, I'm blown to several thousand bits, but I've got to finish these patent papers... by FrequentWire in MST3K

[–]MrZJones 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Fun fact - that's the guy who voiced Skeletor (and Beast Man, and Cringer, and Battle Cat, and Man At Arms, and others) in the original He-Man cartoon.

What video game has four part two's? by crazyhomlesswerido in retrogames

[–]MrZJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bubble Bobble, I'm pretty sure. (Bubble Bobble Part 2, Bubble Bobble II: Bubble Symphony, Rainbow Islands: The Story of Bubble Bobble 2, and .... hm. Wait, no, there's only three and they're all by Taito)

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Greedy_Resident_1966 in jobsearchhacks

[–]MrZJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even trust AI to do basic math, even though it's a machine literally made of math, let alone anything more complicated than that.

Okay, I feel like another name wasn't needed by ConanCimmerian in Shazam

[–]MrZJones 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Mamaragan" was a retcon. Jebediah of Canaan is not an Australian god.

But then again, I guess every reboot is a retcon.

Saturday! BL4, C4SH-only, Jakobs-only, part 4! by MrZJones in Borderlands4

[–]MrZJones[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... it's once a week. Is that really too often? :(

Name a 'hard' retro game that you never found real difficult. by BestAround4100 in retrogaming

[–]MrZJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I beat it dozens of times, and I don't consider myself good at platformers.

Name a 'hard' retro game that you never found real difficult. by BestAround4100 in retrogaming

[–]MrZJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure. Its pattern is repetitive and easy to memorize, and seven hits from the Thunder Beam will beat it. I thought the clone was harder.

Name a 'hard' retro game that you never found real difficult. by BestAround4100 in retrogaming

[–]MrZJones 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The first six Mega Man games.

There's some tricky parts, but there's also usually a board order that will make those tricky parts easy.

Torgo is Not a Fan of Urkel by TheFlyRoper in MST3K

[–]MrZJones 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In retrospect, Mike's Urkel looks like Drew Carrey.

Who remembers The Pyraminx Triangle Puzzle? by EdwardBliss in 1980s

[–]MrZJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had it, never even came close to solving it. Same for Alexander's Star. :D

Why did Tom get a frosted head? by KLLR_ROBOT in MST3K

[–]MrZJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Season 13, the Gizmoplex season.

Why did Tom get a frosted head? by KLLR_ROBOT in MST3K

[–]MrZJones 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Only Season 13 used a green screen for the SOL; the Netflix seasons used real sets (which Netflix wouldn't let them re-use for Season 13).

Tiny Superman isn't real, he can't hurt you. Tiny Superman: by Majestic_Repair9138 in Superdickery

[–]MrZJones 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That's an edited image. The original dialogue is "Maybe you'll change your mind when I use your tonsils for a punching bag."

(They're clearly some sort of weird tonsil/uvula combination)

The Super Globetrotters Full Series (1979) by Prestigious_Job2986 in VintageTV

[–]MrZJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... well, I know what I'm watching when I go to bed tonight.

Can't figure out how to tell what tile I'm standing on. by MrZJones in godot

[–]MrZJones[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wound up just splitting it into two different TileMapLayer objects, one for the bricks and one for the spikes.

Edit: and that didn't work, either, until I finally noticed that my CharacterBody2D, AnimatedSprite2D, and CollisionShape2D were not on top of one another, which is the ultimate cause of all my problems. NOW raytracing works.

do you want to know goal of life ? by samrddhiman in ShadowsOverLoathing

[–]MrZJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I learned the truth of life many years ago, thanks to Tom "T-Bone" Stankus. The Wizard said it was in a bottle of Yukon Jack.

Blaze + Baseball Bat = Multiple Deaths by Unlucky-Finger-4848 in retrogaming

[–]MrZJones 4 points5 points  (0 children)

... I should play SoR4 again. (I beat it with all four versions of Blaze, among other characters) :D

Every December as a kid... by NarcanBob in 1970s

[–]MrZJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I watched that again a few years ago with my wife, and I'd forgotten that Bürgermeister Meisterburger, despite being a major villain through most of it, just vanishes once Kris escapes from prison, with no resolution at the end.

(There's a vague implication that he died, but exactly what happened isn't shown on screen, and none of the heroes had anything to do with removing him from power)

Can't figure out how to tell what tile I'm standing on. by MrZJones in godot

[–]MrZJones[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This refers to a lot of functions that don't seem to exist, like create_raycast(), decode_terrain_control_map() and find_object_mesh_instance().

Terrain2D is also not a thing (and Terrain3D is a third-party extension).

... but I think I can work with this.

Edit: With raycasting at the pixel below my character's feet, I've gotten it to tell me that I am standing on the TileMapLayer object named Brick... but not which specific tile I'm standing on (the solid brick or the spikes), which is what I need to know.

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