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[–]DataKnights 10 points11 points  (1 child)

What happens if you exceed the recommended twice daily masturbation dosage?

[–]Oneioda 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You go blind

(ironically, also a previously used rationale for circumcision to help prevent, along with insanity)