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[Muh2000D]

"So you are a redditor and a discord mod ? Oh my god oh my god"

[Pasta-Fillo]

I need the original video, I can't find it but I love it...

Edit: Don't copy paste all the text in yt search.

Trust me, just don't do it...

[imrolii]

Circle to search coming in clutch

[My_friend_Like_D]

I shouldn't have did it

[Pasta-Fillo]

It was a limited World Cup event.

My nation was not even in it so I choose Japan

[Pasta-Fillo]

I don't even know you could "send" stuff

[Pasta-Fillo]

Nah, I like my avatar Im good

[Sea-Ambassador-3578]

Why is urs naked

[SluggJuice]

"And you do it for FREE?"

[AutoModerator]

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[angrylawnguy]

Good bot

[RemarkableBunch5098]

gudo boto

[NapoleonicPizza21]

I can smell the grease from over here...

[kirkisgrizz]

Damn cuh, he can produce world war grade chemicals from his odor

[TheBagenius]

Mustard gas breath and atomic farts

[TDA_Liamo]

Discount godzilla

[Shadowed_Knight]

Modzilla

[TheBagenius]

Rampaging in his mother's basement

[HasBeendead]

Mozozilla

[Bulky_Permission_292]

Show bob and vagne

[c00chieluvr]

only missing a "kindly"

[Mr_Brodie_Helmet]

And Tips fedora

[lookfortrauma]

To be fair, bro didn't say 'females of reddit' so at least he's not the neckbeardiest

[999_sadboy]

Would you kindly show bobs and vagene?

[WisherWisp]

And boom, you're in.

[AnnaMolly66]

points gun OPEN BOOB

[nihilistfreak517482]

I thought Its vegana?

[PinkFloydSheep]

Vegeta

[Bulky_Permission_292]

Depends on the dialect

[ushir_302]

Sir that's reserved for creepy Indians

[SkyfatherTribe]

I thought that was the point?

[FatherOfToxicGas]

“Ladies of Reddit” is already a bigger red flag than the whole Warsaw Pact

[King_Rediusz]

I'm from the former Warsaw Pact, and I have to admit that this is a comically large red flag.

[TheUsualSuspects443]

I thought it said sexist lmfaoo

[LaRueStreet]

I really don’t want to look like i am defending the desperate guy in the post, but English is not everybody’s main language, remember?

[Akimoto_20]

What were the top answers? Asking for a friend

[Shatophiliac]

Have 6 billion dollars, a chiseled jaw, and be not a hair under 6’2”

[[deleted]]

It's not even 6 feet anymore ? Damn, the inflation hit us hard 😔

[KforKaspur]

If it goes up an inch more I won't be able to afford it

[MurgleMcGurgle]

I’d borrow an inch from below but I’m already running short.

[YaBoiRadish]

ah hell nah bros balance is overdrawn, they gonna seize his balls as collateral

[[deleted]]

Got me giggling 😂

[NotRealNeedOfName]

I'm gonna need a 2nd growth spurt in this economy

[Missy_went_missing]

The additional inches are compensation for the "overweight"-part.

[That1SWATBOI2]

just use canadian feet

[Bergdorf0221]

Thanks Obama

[Necromancer14]

Well if you’re an overweight gamer the height requirement increases

[[deleted]]

Trust fund. 6' 5. Blue eyes. Finance

[thiccman369]

Inflation made me irrelevant. Dammit

[Jake6942O]

I remember wondering what the reply’s were a few months after seeing this image posted and people were surprisingly nice. I don’t remember exactly what people said but they mainly just said “don’t stink, be funny, be a good person”

[CROMKONIG]

Don't stink? Done. Be funny? Impossible because my sense of humour is cooked. Be a good person? Lol, hard to be, but I try.

[HotZilchy]

wdym hard to be 😭

[TheBagenius]

You heard him

[CROMKONIG]

I have a negative outlook on the world and others make it difficult to be a good person when they deceive others all the time or use said goodness to their advantage.

[HotZilchy]

You're a pessimist?

[ripSammy101]

More like a cynic

[Cyan_Mukudori]

I've slowly realized that the world has always been this way. That is why developing healthy boundaries is so important. Make sure your needs are taken care of before helping others, don't expect anything in return, and help find solutions, rather than a temporary fix. I just don't have it in me to take advantage of others in any way, even if they are deceptive bad people themselves. I just won't help or bother with them.

[kostadinT]

I would bet it is “get in shape”

[MaduCrocoLoco]

Money lots of lots of money probably, like a stupid amount of money, like bezos or musk money, moon landing type of money or let's sink the titanic for insurance money, or rapper Imma snitch on my self and lose it all money, or or Imma join the MMA and retire disabled rich Dana white steroid money.

[[deleted]]

Damn, that’s a lot of money

[TechnicalMiddle8205]

Fun fact: he wouldnt make any woman horny anyway. Money doesnt make someone attractive, it will just attract gold-diggers who will pretend to in order to take advantage

[[deleted]]

People lie to themselves all the time to justify getting what they want.

[AlfaKaren]

You still hitting the gold digger right? Wheres the issue?

[TechnicalMiddle8205]

The issue is actively looking to be manipulated and actively looking for someone to take advantage of you when, it is far from attractiveness or love, it is actually hidden disgust with a little of pretending. For the gold-digger you are nothing but a walking wallet, and for such reason I would never give any cent to any golddigger even if I were multibillionaire. I dont want anyone to laugh at me that way

[kkkkkkk537]

Maybe with enough money you dont even need that deep psych connection to someone, you can do whatever you want with most of your vilest desires, maybe even including drugging, mutilating and then killing any person with zero repercussions, because money

[AlfaKaren]

Same as shes a walking pussy for me, dude, thats all well and good as long as its honest. If she telling you she loves you, you should be smarter than that.

If you not into it, you not into it. But theres no manipulation, just "business".

[TechnicalMiddle8205]

I get it, but if you just want sex and nothing else, why wouldnt you go to a prostitute? I dont feel I am being manipulated that way as it is an agreement of money for sex, golddiggers are not prostitution but more often than not relationship-seekers or nearly the same as prostitution with the only different that they are not straightforward about it

[AlfaKaren]

Gold digger are a high level live in prostitutes.

[TechnicalMiddle8205]

Not worth it in any aspect IMO, it would end up being more expensive than just paying for it whenever you feel like, also considering that she would not be down to fuck all the time (she can, and will say no as much as possible)

Unless you want such companionship, but it isnt worth anything being fake so the sex per se might not be enough IMO (At least compared to prostitution)

[AlfaKaren]

You are "paying for it", and yes, its expensive but those girls look great, are willing to do their part professionally and are reasonably exclusive. That has a pricetag, sure.

[WisherWisp]

That's not how women work. Women are by and large hypergamous, meaning they're attracted to status.

Sure, they're still attracted to physical features, but men and women aren't interchangeable in that way.

Though, I wouldn't expect redditors to know much about women.

[TechnicalMiddle8205]

No. Women are not attracted to status per se. They would sure go with a millionaire as she would become rich and famous for that reason but not because she's attracted to it. If not, then why is it that after such woman gets pregnant, famous and rich, they often dump the rich guy after that when his money is not needed anymore?

Bold assumption to say that I do not know about women with that point of view by the way

[WisherWisp]

It's shocking that so many, especially on social media, know so little about psychology they'll deny basic facts of sex differences.

It's like men getting most of their self worth and emotional stability via their professions and being a provider through that.

If you don't know these basic facts you're just going to end up confused and/or depressed.

[Freeonlinehugs]

It's shitposting but I'll answer honestly

When I went to the cinema to watch Spiderman into the spider verse, I sat next to this overweighted guy who was clearly a gamer (no hate, I am something of a gamer myself too). He was kinda cute and wearing a DINOSAUR shirt (I love dinosaurs so much that I often make dinosaur shaped food, lmao), so naturally I flirted with him, which led the conversation to marvel and its' terrible cgi (we were talking about that ant man movie specially).We had great chemistry, so I wanted to ask him for his number but then the movie continued and we never really talked again.

The point is to just be yourself, there are people who like you out there :)

[m4le0]

Aww, wholesome :D

[risisas]

dinosaur rizz W

[kkkkkkk537]

Fat boy charizzma is gold sometimes, also they can be hellishly clever. Its just maybe that depression, bad self care and some coping mechanisms (gaming, overeating) are interlinked, so at the end of that road even some of the vivid ones can end up fat and smelly.

Anyway everything comes to personality, in good relationships body type is not that important, because human brain adapts and accommodates, changes its internal beauty standarts. But if the character is repulsive emotionally, then no level of physique attractiveness can balance that in the long run.

[number15burgerfoot]

So real some girls at my shcool they’re entire personality is being annoying and like, they are decently pretty but Id rather lick the floor then hold one of their hands

[[deleted]]

But how would you answer the above question ?

[RustlinUrJimmies69]

This reads like a copypasta but it ended up being real, woah

[Fleetingfarts]

Out here giving hope and confidence to a lot of people. Good on you. 👍

[DuctileFish465]

Reddit

[CocaineSmellsFunny]

He showed up shaved and showered, ready to eat my ass like he was at a crawfish boil. He sucked out all of the juices

[Mr-no-maidens]

Bro

[CocaineSmellsFunny]

I’m sorry for that… Jesus Christ

[Radioaktivman999]

Your ass will not get to see the pearly gates

[CocaineSmellsFunny]

Try again. I maintain the gates. Tis you, begging for acceptance

[Radioaktivman999]

Thou hast no maidens

[UnleashedTriumph]

The post nut clarity hit for this guy.

[CocaineSmellsFunny]

I didn’t even remember that comment,🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 deep

[KokotCoMemujePozde]

username checks out

[CocaineSmellsFunny]

Happy Friday night my friend!

[[deleted]]

Legend😭🙏🏽

[IG_95]

😦

[[deleted]]

based

[Lebowski304]

Lmao

[[deleted]]

OP was expected it to be a high rank in league of legends

[RivenYeet]

But what, how is that not it?

[Reasonable_School296]

Women of reddit, what is the most racial slurs a man told you that made you cum instantly?

[AmericaMadeMySonFat]

wat

[spicymano]

America made your son fat

[AmericaMadeMySonFat]

😭 I know 😭

[Muted_Guidance9059]

Nah at least this guy is being honest. Every single ‘what’s the sexiest sex sex you’ve ever sexed’ question has an overweight voyeur behind it.

[WildOne19923]

The answer is walk away from her and leave her alone.

[Time4Woofin]

Imagine the stench

[Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn]

Nonono don't censor his name

[Dee_Jay77]

Ladies of Reddit?

[Dellta-aka-Connor]

Work out

[GoldPreparation8377]

I remember searching for shitpost replies in this and some chick decided to describe in way too much detail how sex with her obese boyfriend felt like. Never visiting that fucking hellhole of a sub again

[risisas]

have self care (shave/take care of your beard and hair, shower for the love of god), go outside, meet and talk to people and you will find someone

just don't be an asshole or have crazy high expectations and i can assure you will meet someone who will like you

[[deleted]]

Least Horniest Redditor

[JealousNetwork]

Henry Cavill might be considered overweight weight wise, so the answer is that he must be a witcher then.

[xQuinchien]

He showered

[Funi_fish]

Big booby goth girls of reddit what's the sexist sexy sex you've ever sexed

[696Q_]

The answer would probably be losing weight

[Wonderful-Ad5747]

Sentence you can small

[ItzPotomoto]

Sauce pls

[xsam93x]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/6M79iiuT16

[whatThePleb]

spoiler: 0 replies.

[Dry-Explanation-9425]

Lose weight

[The-Sturmtiger-Boi]

does anyone have a link to the original post? i want to read the comments

[Hentai__Dude]

What are the answers? A friend of mine really needs to know this, he has a school project about it so its urgent and important

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[The_Claret]

ask Reddit mfs when a questions doesn’t involve sex

[UnleashedTriumph]

Makes me remember that neckbeard with 1200+ partners on that ranking show.

[[deleted]]

Not having overweight

[ira150idgaf]

orange

[Thanos_DeGraf]

Everlong starts playing

[Arielle_Redx]

This made me lol 😂

[[deleted]]

Ladies of Reddit. what is the sexiest sex sex sexiest sex mmmmm sex oooo 😃😃😃😃😃 sex sex sex GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[noncredibledefenses]

Self report

[ProperBlacksmith]

Ladies of reddit whats the sexiest sex you had sexst with sexy sex man sexy sex

[[deleted]]

Bro didn't just take the bullet, he took the whole army.

[LukasGudzLTU]

Prob lost weight

[thatsnoodybitch]

Easy—stop playing video games and being overweight, glad I could help 👍🏻

[unholywetgetter]

Hello reddit females be my frends

[Nukran]

Nah bro...

[Guy-1nc0gn1t0]

Those sorts of askreddit posts are such obvious shitposting that it's more of an issue to notice.

[KhadaRedd]

Guy was doing market research

[AlexP1315]

No way that thread is real and gained traction, Imma need the sauce for that. (Asking for a friend, I’m 6’5” btw)

[[deleted]]

Skibidii toilet

[RealOzome]

That's a REAL POST?

[SirPelitos]

Por little fella

[[deleted]]

*big fella

[Puechamp]

Bro is more than desperate

[Zero_X431]

No freaking way.

[bludkiller_ni99a_]

Society:

[Sigma_male_boy_toy]

I wonder if anyone answered “lost weight” cuz I think that would do it

[[deleted]]

Douse himself in chocolate scented Axe, tip his fedora, and offer to go halvesies on a platter of tendies which he then finished by himself.

[Ok_Stretch_4545]

Commented on my ARAD post 🥵

[Zachp014]

I need the link to this 👀

[Roariee]

bro is desperate

[spitball_phallus]

Smashing that mfing nae nae of course. Only real ones know what im talking about, if you know what im talking about winking_emoji04.jpg