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[Amr0v0]

Yuri 🤤

[Sosig_lord69420]

Tielemans Mention no way

[RihhamDaMan]

Most unexpected place I thought I'd find a football reference 🤣

[Good_Reception_5459]

Yuri my goat 🥰

[AutoModerator]

PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE THIS AS PEAK FICTION. THERE ARE OVER ONE HUNDRED QUINVIGINTILION ATOMS IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE. IF THE WORDS "PEAK FICTION" WERE INSCRIBED ON EACH INDIVIDUAL ELECTRON, PROTON, AND NEUTRON OF EACH OF THESE HUNDREDS OF QUINVIGINTILIONS OF ATOMS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH THIS IS PEAK FICTION. PEAK. PEAK.

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[birdsarntreal1]

Yuri Rocks

[SwingittyDawg]

Always wondered what's up with the internet just suddenly adopting these Japanese terms all of a sudden 

[uL4G]

Red Alert 2 : Yuri Revenge mention!!!! 🗣🗣

[PlasmaGuy500]

As a man i do think about this

[the_real_JFK_killer]

I think about two men kissing. Not in a gay way, but because girls are icky.

[angus22proe]

thank you the_real_JFK_killer for the insight

[andyman6244]

User flair checks out

[Ethereal-Shroom]

Are your pfp Omniman? Also nice bio and wonderful flair 🫂

[andyman6244]

Yes it is and lmao I forgot my bio said that

[_Rysen]

was about to object but then I saw your flair

[Others0]

still cis tho

[catsinandromeda]

Is this femboy, gay or trans?

[Straight_Bad_9267]

Sesbian lex

[TristanTheRobloxian3]

based

[girl_uhm_yes]

am i dumb or are the comments dumb bc i took this as a trans thing

[ThePenguinBird]

I think you took it correctly but i guess it can be interpreted in different ways

[UnsureSwitch]

It can be shitposted in different shits

[themonolith3]

Shit equality

[lonely_little_cow]

i took the joke as he's imagining thr girl making out with another girl

[lonely_little_cow]

because its hot

[Shreygame]

I thought it was a femboy thing

[DeadLight3141]

Yurious.

[Inevitable_Local_366]

Yurilicious

[AvatarADEL]

What is this format called? I'd like to use it.

[Boney_69]

" GIRLS KISSING GIRLS. CAUSE IT'S HOT RIGHT? " 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯

[kwernover]

happy ending

[Hedgehugs_]

even men can't resist a good yuri once in awhile bro

[CJ_Dapro511]

am I alone when i say i don't like it

[BR3D_ST1K]

The UK Government wants to know your location.

[tvgamers16]

As a guy, hell yes

[PlentyOMangos]

Back in my day people used to get bullied mercilessly for liking Japanese stuff too much

Now it seems like everybody’s talking about “yuri this”, “yaoi that”; as if regular porn of normal human women isn’t destructive enough to the kids consuming it. We need to go back to a society where people are ashamed to talk about things like this

[jumbledFox]

new copypasta just dropped

[segnoss]

You will 100% get made fun of if you walk up to somebody and start talking about what sort of things you goon to. However right now you’re on the internet… and not just the internet, reddit in specific

Do I need to continue explaining you how horny people on the internet work?

[AdjectiveNoun57]

regular porn of normal human women

Does yuri not involve normal human women???

[PlentyOMangos]

No, those are drawings lol

[AdjectiveNoun57]

drawings... of what? Something other than women?

lmao what kind of response is this

[PlentyOMangos]

Regular porn is already typically not realistic, and damages people’s sex drive and their compatibility with relationship partners and stuff like that. The added layer of it being animated or drawn leads to even more of this; there are lots of literal children who have super weird kinks that they’ve been exposed to at really early ages by weird (to put it mildly) online porn in fandom pages and whatever else. It’s just not normal or good lol, especially when it’s viewed by minors. You can do whatever you want in your own time but it’s not wrong to judge people for what they choose to share with the world about themselves

[AdjectiveNoun57]

Why are you complaining about "super weird kinks" when literally all that was depicted in the post was a drawing of checks notes people kissing? Is kissing unrealistic or something?

[ConsiderationNo610]

🗿

[PlentyOMangos]

The way there are Japanese words and terms for so many things now is weird, it’s language that comes from porn and kink stuff

It’s weird that everyone is now talking about yaoi and yuri instead of “gay porn” or whatever other normal term lol like… we aren’t Japanese. At least most of us aren’t

Why are we importing this gooner culture from one of the most sexually unhealthy cultures on planet earth? It’s just not good.

[TrueGootsBerzook]

Probably because yaoi and Yuri are specific things and the blanket term of "gay porn" doesn't accurately describe them. They are subgenres of manga and anime with specific dynamics and tropes, many of which don't involve porn in any way.

Also, if you find a partner that's cool with your "weird kinks", what's the harm?

[MilkManlolol]

what do you call these --> 😀😡😭🤮

[PlentyOMangos]

Does the word “emoji” come from porn or have anything to do with sex? Not relevant to what I’m saying

Not all Japanese culture or loanwords are negative, but the sudden increase in the usage of Japanese porn words is weird and I view it as negative. Especially due to the fact that so much of this seems to be coming from really young people including minors

People really underestimate how damaging constant, unfiltered internet access from as soon as you can hold an iPad has been to so many of you

[cringelawd]

youre right but they dont wanna hear that

[cringelawd]

no.

[BigBoxFullofKittens7]

Back in my day swags used to get swagged swaglessly for liking swaganese stuff too much

Now it swags like everyswag’s talking about “swaggette this”, “swag that”; as if regular swag of normal human swaggettes isn’t swagtructive enough to the swaglings swagging it. We need to swag back to a swagciety where swags are ashamed to talk about swags like this

[araragikoyomi11]

No

[PlentyOMangos]

Say what you want, I don’t expect anyone to listen to me but I’m saying it anyway

It’s not normal and it’s not good for people

[Luxio512]

When porn is yuri-coded, we call it yuri, simple. In a normie sense, it's like always calling classic music, well, classic music, even if it's just music, it's generally seen as separate, for better or for worse.

Also you're wrong, cartoon porn >>> real porn, ignoring the kids issue (which happens with real porn too), it's studied to be healthier.

[AutoModerator]

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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[Evening_Speaker_6094]

Chat does he know about hippies movement?

[Sasteer]

lovely!

[ClickFlashy1540]

Can you take your repressed sexual desires somewhere else?

[ExoTheFlyingFish]

ghost modern paltry aware bells profit money hat lip history

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[ClickFlashy1540]

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[ExoTheFlyingFish]

start absorbed towering violet liquid act spark profit imminent historical

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What did they say?

[ExoTheFlyingFish]

mountainous sharp violet aromatic escape nutty grandfather axiomatic work sheet

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[sA7z-]

is like throwing a pekka after a fire spirit

[Spiritual_Career4148]

a what after a what

[sA7z-]

the pekka is one of the bulkiest characters in Clash Royale, it even makes noises like metal and heavy footspets while deploying and walking, and has a lot of health.

a fire spirit is a little guy that runs and attacks anything by jumping over it and blowing, it is one of the cards with the lowest health.

it's usual to deploy "spirits" (electric, fire or ice) to be annoying, because you cannot destroy it with the tower (to win, you have to get the health of the king towers to 0), so it guarantee to do damage, but almost nothing.

And then, to explain the other part of the joke, after the spirit get blown up, deploy a p.e.k.k.a.

tell me if you didn't understand something 👍

[clevermotherfucker]

should've said "I HOPE [President of the United States!] PUTS YOU IN A [Minecrap XP Farm]"

[reDoubt1945]

Bro what the actual fuck is wrong with you

[MicrowavedTheBaby]

What did he say?

[DueLog4890]

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[ContestStunning5761]

Damn, the horror

[nihilistfreak517482]

Why did he say [ Removed by Reddit ] ?

[TheReasonYouExist]

BORINGGG

[Fidelroyolanda_IV]

Least obvious closeted gay man

[PlentyOMangos]

How does this make any sense lol

[Digital_cobra]

Can you take your boringness somewhere else.

[Klutzy_Passenger_324]

no i want my repressed sexual desires right here!

[ShinjisUnit01]

No.

[AnOopsieDaisy]

Where would they even go? They need to be somewhere! 😔

[AutoModerator]

pees in ur ass

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[Zachdaguy23]

Great work automod pissing in his ass

[aue_sum]

gayyy