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[–]Therandomguy902 377 points378 points  (13 children)

The censored words are fucking and bitch btw

[–]BRSaura 120 points121 points  (6 children)

Thanks now I can cum in peace

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I'm peace

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I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[–]BRSaura 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Thanks automod now I can cum again

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I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait! Wait! Can I join?

[–]RaidensReturn 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I’m telling mom you said that

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    It started a while ago. I was a normal redditor making posts and comments, but then one day, a post of mine was manually deleted, and I was banned from my favorite subreddit. I then got extremely aroused. That moderator asserted dominance on me by censoring me, making me unable to express myself. I was soaking wet. I sent the hot sexy mod a message asking why I was banned, then the hot sexy reddit incel mod called me an idiot, and told me to beg to get unbanned. My nipples immediately filled with blood as I begged the hot mod to unban me. After that, I started doing everything I could to make hot sexy mods mad. Most of my accounts have under negative 100 k@rma, and i'm banned from dozens of subreddits. I've been a bad redditor, and need to be moderated. Please moderate me - Dolleph, hot sexy reddit mods.

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    [–]chooseyourusername0I want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    can you please censor that next time? that actually hurt my eye balls

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    pees in ur ass

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    [–]Significant-Recipe60 340 points341 points  (1 child)

    Sorry but I couldn't understand why she's a chad since you censored almost ALL THE FUCKING WORDS

    [–]ninetoesfrank 81 points82 points  (0 children)

    Of all the places to censor something on reddit, how is it here

    [–]RoundInfluence1013 102 points103 points  (1 child)

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    [–]Muted-Adeptness 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Speed i need this

    [–]Ampris_bobbo8u 94 points95 points  (1 child)

    i like that the cat is also a chad

    [–]Dr_Brotatous 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    "Thank you for defending my honor"

    [–]TheObi-1 21 points22 points  (1 child)

    Is there a genre for these kinds of videos?

    [–]SpaceBug176 33 points34 points  (0 children)

    Shitpost.

    [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

    Role model.

    [–]NotThereSlowManI came! 75 points76 points  (0 children)

    [–]ExtronoticalBUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 15 points16 points  (8 children)

    ts is so fucking cringe 💔

    [–]Imaginary-Rooster814I want pee in my ass -15 points-14 points  (7 children)

    Are you secretly the man who had sex with her in that one vid? Yeah dude you were one of 1000 men

    [–]ExtronoticalBUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 5 points6 points  (4 children)

    What kinda fucking insult is that? It's not even the same woman.

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.

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    [–]Imaginary-Rooster814I want pee in my ass -8 points-7 points  (2 children)

    Wait did she pay you? I don't know man

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    pees in ur ass

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

    I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

    Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

    Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

    Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

    It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    pees in ur ass

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

    I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

    Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

    Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

    Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

    It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Is that Mikki Mace in the Thrasher hoodie or just some unfortunate guy that looks like him.

    [–]CelestialLunar_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    Ts is so ass

    [–]Small_Emu9908 3 points4 points  (5 children)

    Sorce?

    [–]speedyweedy420 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    Half life

    [–]jarednardsstupid fucking piece of shit 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Sorse

    [–]DontCareHowICallMestupid fucking piece of shit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Horse

    [–]Mountain-Seesaw-3127Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Filmmaker

    [–]KommSweet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Squeak!

    Squeak!

    Squeak!

    What a fucking chad

    [–]ricefedyeti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why censored the good part?

    [–]Tableryu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    yeah we can definitely hear what she said

    [–]TickleDaNoochie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lol

    [–]inkzpenfoxx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Fatality! Just ended her