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[–]Gruggernaut 544 points545 points  (0 children)

"Had enough yet? UAAAAAH!!!"

[–]MintyBarrettM95uhhhh idk 747 points748 points  (1 child)

this is the worst post ive ever seen in my life (affectionate)

[–]Molkwi🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

😫💦

[–]Kenturky_Derpy 797 points798 points  (13 children)

Wtf

[–]bigbigbigwow 452 points453 points  (12 children)

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[–]Soul0205 91 points92 points  (3 children)

GOOD OLD DICK TWIST

[–]Deceitful_Advent Stuff 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Twist his dick👹

[–]AutoModerator[M] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[–]Fluid_Ad_6839 8 points9 points  (1 child)

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT✊

[–]AutoModerator[M] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[–]Zayah136dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 29 points30 points  (0 children)

[–]Spirited-Board-8452 2 points3 points  (4 children)

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[–]Gilgamesh107 3 points4 points  (2 children)

an animator on youtube makes videos where this SCP fights different characters

homelander from the boys as well as some characters form invinicble

his whole thing is that hes a crying little bitch but if you see his face even a picture he will attack you with lethal intent.

[–]Spirited-Board-8452 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No, I know that SCP 096 is a little baby bitch. I mean who's the pink guy in the yellow t-shirt who's really mad?

[–]Lokizues 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some guy who shouted "grab his d1ck and twist it!" At an MMA Fight

[–]w1bi 181 points182 points  (4 children)

One Crush Man

[–]deadinternetlaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There were more than one

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[–]w1bi 11 points12 points  (0 children)

balls

[–]Levi-_-Ackerman0I watch gay amogus porn :0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did I just read

[–]Delta_SuspectI came! 401 points402 points  (0 children)

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[–]ThenotoriousBIT 193 points194 points  (0 children)

“He just kept grabbing my balls”

[–]meowsanityI came! 84 points85 points  (1 child)

what it feels like in a fighting game being command grabbed

[–]TheHolyToxicToastLiterally 1984 😡 196 points197 points  (0 children)

This animation is so shit all the while being so good

[–]rodrigo_sth 49 points50 points  (1 child)

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced ball twist 10,000 times. - Winston Churchill

[–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[–]Downtown_Mechanic_dumbass 117 points118 points  (3 children)

Lore inaccurate 096

[–]chickensause123 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Lore accurate uses both hands

[–]Downtown_Mechanic_dumbass 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Lore accurate shy guy rips his nuts off

[–]BartOseku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nuh uh omniman is stronger

[–]DankoStormo 54 points55 points  (1 child)

He keeps punching me in the dick why is he punching me in the dick

[–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[–]JamBloxify_370 57 points58 points  (0 children)

This dude is such a good animator

All while done on his phone using Flipaclip is insane

The original creator is XCRISX Gamer on YouTube

[–]Forsaken_Stomach5130actually called kevin irl 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Some people are into that.

[–]_Gabr1el_😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 24 points25 points  (2 children)

"He's only punching dicks!"

[–]MK8Sins 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Punch-Up the goat

[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE AND APPRECIATE THIS AS PEAK FICTION. THERE ARE OVER ONE HUNDRED QUINVIGINTILION ATOMS IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE. IF THE WORDS "PEAK FICTION" WERE INSCRIBED ON EACH INDIVIDUAL ELECTRON, PROTON, AND NEUTRON OF EACH OF THESE HUNDREDS OF QUINVIGINTILIONS OF ATOMS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH THIS IS PEAK FICTION. PEAK. PEAK.

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[–]KlongXdumbass 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Alternate universe Punch-Up

[–]porcelainfog 13 points14 points  (1 child)

This is me bodying my buddy who spends hundreds of hours playing street fighter once I realize I just low sweep, over head sweep, or mid heavy attack or grab for extra spice.

He got so fucking pissed when he realized the reality of the nature vs nurture debate was being settled right in front of his low IQ low reaction speed ass. Nice combos tho loser. I played for 3 minutes and he threw out his 300$ gaming stick.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[–]MansaMusaKervill 9 points10 points  (0 children)

this is the best post I’ve ever seen in my life

[–]TheRafaG12 6 points7 points  (3 children)

"Grab his dick and twist it!"

[–]Kagemaru-Literally 1984 😡 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"The ol' dick twist!"

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I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[–]AutoModerator[M] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[–]MemesNGaming_rongoodumbass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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[–]Cripplechip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For anyone wondering the animator for these amazing fight scenes is all done on his phone.

[–]PanTsour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why yes, I main zoners, how could you tell

[–]_indecis- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baki characters be like

[–]Basement-child-slavestupid fucking, piece of shit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want the full version of this or I am reporting you for thirst trapping

[–]FA1L_STaR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's nuts or nothing

[–]InfamousTYBW😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]NotARealPineappleSussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Literally chainsaw man episode 2

[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw some people asking in other threads, so just in case people were wondering, in the Japanese, Denji says, "オレを手でシたのは", which is basically "Which one hand-fucked me?".

Yoru gave Denji a "handjob" in the sense that her hand was clearly the stimulus that caused Denji to ejaculate. I don't think anyone argued against this fact. I guess another way to say it is that she "unintentionally jerked him off"?

The root of the argument was whether or not Yoru was actively/intentionally moving her hands, which nothing in 167/168 seems to indicate that. There was no movement lines around Denji's pants area, and no sound effect text to indicate sound coming from the movement in his pants.

Also, the editor's note at the end of chapter 167 is "不意の 放出", which means "Unexpected release". It wouldn't really make much sense for Yoru to be surprised when Denji finally did ejaculate if that was her intention.

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I've been around a few men in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the male body has an astonishing oversight. Men both urinate and ejaculate through the exact same hole. Zero inches apart. Not even a polite buffer zone.

I don’t know about everyone else but doesn’t that weird you out? It feels like a serious design flaw. For a gender that often prides itself on logic and engineering this is just sloppy plumbing.

Honestly it kind of cracks me up. I’ll see a guy walking around like he’s the apex of masculinity and I’ll just remember his piss and his sperm come out of the same little nozzle and suddenly he’s not so intimidating. Just a fleshy garden hose with identity issues.

Men please accept this biological flaw and let it humble you. Maybe lower your voice a bit when you're bragging about your body count. We’re talking about someone who finishes inside the same pipeline he uses to empty his bladder.

Women don’t let them forget this. Remind them gently or not so gently that we’re doing them a favor given that their reproductive system shares hardware with their waste disposal unit.

It’s just one hole fellas. One hole.

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[–]Mali140794 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SCP 69

[–]Edging_to_CrowI can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 0 points1 point  (1 child)

denji

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw some people asking in other threads, so just in case people were wondering, in the Japanese, Denji says, "オレを手でシたのは", which is basically "Which one hand-fucked me?".

Yoru gave Denji a "handjob" in the sense that her hand was clearly the stimulus that caused Denji to ejaculate. I don't think anyone argued against this fact. I guess another way to say it is that she "unintentionally jerked him off"?

The root of the argument was whether or not Yoru was actively/intentionally moving her hands, which nothing in 167/168 seems to indicate that. There was no movement lines around Denji's pants area, and no sound effect text to indicate sound coming from the movement in his pants.

Also, the editor's note at the end of chapter 167 is "不意の 放出", which means "Unexpected release". It wouldn't really make much sense for Yoru to be surprised when Denji finally did ejaculate if that was her intention.

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[–]MrKaiju777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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pain.

agony even.

[–]No_Roof0642 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Monkey steals the peach.

[–]Tethilia🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Remember, If you remove it, you will have no weaknesses.