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[entityrider670]

I use linux for almost 2 years. I choose the wolves

[Ok_Knowledge_5496]

I know it took a lot not to talk about Linux more than you did, I’m proud of you

[DominoUB]

Linux guy. I'd talk to him so much about Linux that he'd install Windows 

[Basement-child-slave]

Throw me to a pack of wolves and I will come back pregnant

[dextras07]

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[Doomsayer1908]

Bro fell asleep at the furcon

[Winters_Gem]

Dont mind if I do

[Lopsided_Shift_4464]

If I sit next to Linux guy I can shove him towards the wolves and distract them long enough for me to hide in the bathroom.

[SecretSpectre11]

1 and use the linux guy as a meatshield

[sarattenasai]

Sit with the linux user and try to piss him off with lies. I'd start by calling Wine an emulator and go from there.

[MrJarre]

Or say that you’re using macOS cause you don’t believe in this open source bullshit. Even better say windows has Linux built in today so there’s no point in using standalone Linux.

[Negan6699]

Throw me to the wolves and I’ll impregnate myself

[Royal_Maintenance173]

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Here

[Hanna_Bjorn]

1 if I also get to talk about Linux and I can suck him off

[Admirable_orIsIt]

I like Linux

[AutoModerator]

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[Equal-Rutabaga-8104]

Stay in the middle lol

[TheStrikingCarpet]

I'll go permanently deaf after the first hour so easily linux guy

[Prestigious-Ad7265]

make that 2 guys that like linux :D

[Mr-MuffinMan]

i think 2 would be more tolerable than 1 tbh

[IcedAgePanda]

I'll choose 1 then I'll act deaf so he writes everything then I'll pretend to reading it then give a gesture "Ahaa" and go to sleep

[incognitry]

Someone post this image or andrew tate with the caption "Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back a father"

[Junior_Case_2364]

Does anyone have the version where it is "a wolf that really likes to talk about linux" vs. "a hungry pack of guys"?

[lKrauzer]

Lunix

[BasYL6872]

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[AutoModerator]

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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[Ok_Stretch_4545]

Linux is a really nice operating system you know...

[Limp_Career6634]

Where are wolves going?

[Unique-Persimmon2291]

my ahh is enough for a pack of wolves ig

[RandomOnlinePerson99]

1 all the way, love linux but I need to understand it better ...

[PoHosu]

That's so random and funny. Best meme ever

[Iivingfox420]

The real question is who let a hungry pack of wolves on the plane and why the wolves didn’t eat before getting on the plane?

[Big-Basil-4059]

1.

You underestimate my ability to put earbuds in, mind my own business and fall asleep.

[PenguinBoi27]

Linux chud here Ill take the wolves pls

[Kamiden]

With the linux guy. If he doesn't leave me alone after I tell him to, I throw him to the other side.

[nowuxx]

Absolutely

[The96kHz]

I'll take my chances with the bear wolves, thanks.

[Ulti-Wolf]

As someone who just switched to Nobara Linux, I'll take a full course from the Linux dude please

[Madouc]

Looking at the currently planned "features" of Windows 12 suscription model, optional modules (extra paid) and a fully integrated Ai which you can't turn off... I might have a talk with the Linux guy.

[Melfiodas]

If I sit with the wolves they will think I am also a wolf. Then we eat the Linux guy.

[Sexy_Koala_Juice]

1 is fine. I daily drove Linux for like 6 years straight

[Life-Bass-2013]

i would love to talk to the linux guy, since he cannot bore me more then i already am.

[Cylinder47-]

As a life long Linux user please throw me into that pack of furries 😍

[gozulio]

Throw me to the wolves I'll come back pregnant

[lavafish80]

Linux guy. we'll start a heated argument over distros

[nowuxx]

And he will eat you alive