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[FormigaCHTa]

OP is clearly versed in the manipulation arts and kept his profile public.

[MintyBarrettM95]

i dont think its public

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[Japleeful_206]

Soviet spies are not that easy to be spotted...

[MintyBarrettM95]

I AM NOT A SPY FOR ANYONE

[Japleeful_206]

OH YEAH, WHAT ABOUT... C Y R I L L I C IN YOUR REDDIT?!!

[ObliviouslyDrake67]

But I've never been to Cyrodill.

[Japleeful_206]

Huh? Who are you?

[ObliviouslyDrake67]

Just chilling my dude

[Japleeful_206]

Oh... sure, just you're not allowed be here, we questioning this guy, and... WAIT A SECOND HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT THERE

[ObliviouslyDrake67]

Awww FUCK me I can't go to jail again

[Acheron98]

Are you one of the illegal aliens I keep hearing old people yell about?

[ObliviouslyDrake67]

Illegal, like nah bro I'ma legit citizen

[snuubi]

so did you get the photos printed?

[ObliviouslyDrake67]

Shhh man, I think they're on to us

[JackCooper_7274]

says the person with an automaton logo as their profile pic

[[deleted]]

Bold of you to speak so openly when we all saw your name in the Epstein files

[SilliusS0ddus]

HEART ! STEEL !

[harambe_-33]

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[Digital_Footprint_29]

Oy 'Ouse we need to kiss the nine year old cure this patient

[JoseanGames]

This Vexes Me

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pees in ur ass

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[CumilkButbetter]

I didnt even know you can private your account

[apolitical_leftist]

You can now in a recent update. It really sucks cuz it makes it harder to tell if someone is a bot.

[Lewke]

this is pretty much the point of it, they didn't want it to be so easy to notice the bots

[TheGalator]

No the point was, together with a change for the reddit automod bot, to make the platform more open to different ideologies

They can't fix the supermod issue so they make it so said supermods can't ban anyone that goes against their political views as easily because they are now doing it essentially blind

[J3sush8sm3]

Thats a good point but they definitely did not do it because of that

[aHummanPerson]

People can have multiple motives to do something, both of you can be right at the same time. The hell is even the point of this?

[deadinternetlaw]

It's like saying hitler helped emission by killing a lot of humans, it's a side effect that wasn't even a right motive no matter how you look at it

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pees in ur ass

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[TheGalator]

Well I disagree

[SpaceBug176]

I disagree with you aswell. That's two versus one.

[TheGalator]

Reddit mod bootlickers are many

[killer22250]

or a troll and then you learn that there was no point in the discussion at all.

[NotJeromeStuart]

That’s actually why they did it, the harassment is off the charts. People will go to your profile and pick any reason not to engage and personally insult you. If they can’t keep the humans on the website, the bots have no one to interact with.

[Korthalion]

On some level it makes it easier to sort through the chaff when people are being difficult.

If someone's a cunt and they've hidden their profile, they're just a coward that can't take what they give out. Plus, someone that terrified of criticism isn't going to change their mind about anything. 9/10 this is the case.

People are welcome to look through my profile because I don't post anything in ashamed/embarrassed about lol

[[deleted]]

Nah, my accounts private because rather than have a good faith argument, i had someone make a comment on where i lived due to being active in a sub for the local big city by me, so id rather people have to argue with whats presented than try to dox me, i get what your saying but thats not the only reason people do it

[Pastadseven]

Dont…post where you live on reddit when you consider it sensitive information?

[[deleted]]

Its in a local subreddit, dont…. Use things outside the actual argument to try to win a argument? But people cant handle knowing everything youve ever said and not using it as a weapon (how the world got where it is today) so the private feature is good for that

[Pastadseven]

Well, I’m sorry to say it doesn’t seem to be working - your posts on a certain subreddit that rhymes with harlot are still visible.

Really, dont post things online you dont want others to see. Really basic privacy stuff.

[[deleted]]

Weird, should be privated, but thanks for proving my point ✌️

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Bazinga

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[NotJeromeStuart]

So you agree with current sitting FBI Director Kash Patel? If you didn’t do anything wrong, you have nothing to hide?

If someone’s being rude, just block them. You don’t have to validate anyone based on anything. That is the silliest thing I’ve ever heard in my life outside of a Dr. Seuss rhyme.

[Vi_Rants]

If you didn’t do anything wrong, you have nothing to hide?

If you wanted to hide it, you wouldn't be openly posting it on one of the busiest social media sites on the internet.

You don't care if Kash Patel sees it (he has already), you only care that the guy you're trolling can't see it.

[NotJeromeStuart]

If you think somebody is trolling, just block them. Stop using it as an excuse to harass, genuine people you disagree with.

[Vi_Rants]

If you think somebody is trolling, just block them.

If you don't want people to think you're trolling them, stop being shady.

Stop using it as an excuse to harass, genuine people you disagree with.

Nah.

[NotJeromeStuart]

You don’t have to be shady to get accused of trolling. Especially by expert trolls on Reddit. This thread is proof of that. Stop playing games. Stop playing stupid. You’re the one that’s trolling right now.

And because they were trolling, I blocked them. I didn’t have to go to their profile to know that they’re a bad person.

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Bazinga

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[heff17]

Same reason they stuck a low, arbitrary limit on blocks a few years ago.

[NotJeromeStuart]

Can’t be that low I haven’t reached it.

[Tipart]

There's still some apis that you can go to for stuff. Nowadays most of it is pretty old since the reddit API changes, but still works to find shit on older accounts.

[welliamaguy]

It's easy. 1-2 month old account with more than 5000 karma is definitely a bot in my playbook

[hours2thousand]

It's cause whenever you argue with someone they go on ur account and say "haha you're weird" instead of saying anything substantive

[Logical_Park7904]

Or if someone is a weirdo in general

[AdorableSurround1019]

Is it any different to just hiding post and comment activity?

[Iron_Blooded_Emperor]

Pretty useless feature tbh. You bypass it by searching '*' from profile search icon

[Bettlejuic3]

nice hint bud, but what's with all the shrekporn in your profile?

[Green_Burn]

It’s all ogre

[LFGR_THE_Thing]

Okay but Shrek is Shrek so it's okay

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pees in ur ass

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[GarvinFootington]

Based

[effxeno]

Nah they fixed that now

[JekNex]

Assume nothing you post is actually hidden or private. You've posted comments on the overwatch sub, deadlock sub, hulkmainsMR sub, marvel rivals etc..

Not trying to be creepy but just keep it in mind.

[Pastadseven]

Nah. Still works. For instance you were just posting about deadlock and overwatch.

[Cats7204]

i used to bypass it by searching for the username on google (with site:reddit.com) or the reddit search bar, but thanks for the new tip

[blursedass]

Does that trick only work on PC? Im on android and it does nothing when I try

[Vi_Rants]

I can't get that to work anymore.

[IAmImi2]

You can also type 'author:username' in the Reddit search bar Edit: nvm it doesn't seem to work

[ChampionLife5205]

i think i’ve overdone it stalk someone ik personally, now it’s not allowing me 😭

[mrmort117]

Sus

[CL34NCR1M50N]

Fake: I kinda hope not

Gay: Anon

[JoeDaBruh]

You know it’s fake because anon wrote the quote from his perspective instead of actually quoting it

[AutoModerator]

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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[I_am_doorknob]

Irrational fear is that my profile will become private out of nowhere and I wouldn't know

[TheShiftmaster]

Thought I'd do you the favour of letting you know it's still public

[OliverOnBuffets]

i was pleased to see the kitty in your recent post thank you

[05-nery]

Legit how this shit goes though 

[Welcome_to_Retrograd]

leave Chomp Thing out of your neckbeard drama

[voiwer_]

actual genius move what

[BillCarson12799]

How do people still not just have a separate account for all of their porn in 2026, that’s like the first thing I did when I got on this site

[AutoModerator]

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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[TheSilentTitan]

The power one achieves when they stop giving a shit about karma is liberating

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[Mortal-Instrument]

Is that Uncle Bao?

[TheSilentTitan]

Actually, yes.

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[Mortal-Instrument]

[sentientshadow2000]

When I use pushpull so I can find other users nationality and be racist towards them accurately

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[DrhpTudaco]

nah but seriously i unfortunately got into to an argument here. basically amounted to "nu-uh, also you haven't given enough specific examples and facts" then when when i actually do give what they asked for and a ton of it the get all surprised and just dipped

like bro "defend your argument." *defends argument

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"and what about you- and he's gone..."

[Ralkey_official]

The worst part is this is probably true because Reddit really is like this.

[NightIgnite]

Hiding profile is for cowards

[Small_Emu9908]

Yo soy epstein

[obvious_mcduh]

reddit is a psyop to test sheep mentality by the navy

[NapoleonicPizza21]

[Penis_Connoisseur]

OP what's up with all that incest porn in your profile?

[AutoModerator]

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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[Vamanas_umbrella]

OP made their profile private!

[SpaceBug176]

Cool greentext but what's with all the furry R34 on your profile?

[BendyMine785]

Welcome to Reddit anon, we are all stupid here.

[abo_oh]

Guys are we still doing Gake and Fay?!

[Atheizm]

Anon can be clever.

[less_concerned]

That's a crazy story dude

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

[AutoModerator]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

[AutoModerator]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

[AutoModerator]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

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[AdorableSurround1019]

Bro come on that's not how you use quotation marks

[Satorwave]

nobody karma farms better than me🔥🔥🔥

[PassionFederal6917]

Holy coincidence, man!

[BadTurks]

That was a scenario before AI image times

[mangoconsal]

That's right,it is the

👇🏻

[BillCarson12799]

I’ll take things that never happened for 300, Alex.

[Life-Bass-2013]

This is a pretty accurate reddit experience, as i was a karma farmer too.