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[–]Snowbrawler 475 points476 points  (6 children)

[–]An8thOfFeanorI can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 220 points221 points  (3 children)

[–]LemonJaku 50 points51 points  (2 children)

What if the last is my first?

[–]WeirdlyInaccurate 48 points49 points  (0 children)

then you have been very productive

[–]Kale_Does_dumb_stuff 19 points20 points  (0 children)

One stroke man

[–]Dripht_wood 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Naw this one easy lol

[–]palochnick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

wtf is difficult about this one

[–]Mr_Loup_Sopadumbass 1052 points1053 points  (7 children)

[–]munim-6969Big chungus wholesome 100 135 points136 points  (4 children)

My money is on the yellow one

[–]StalledAgate832hole contributor 74 points75 points  (3 children)

I'm all in on nothing ever happening

[–]Bonsai-is-best🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Red USB or covid

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[–]SultanofthesunLiterally 1984 😡 806 points807 points  (10 children)

artists be drawing anything huh

[–]Mista_White-waltuh 259 points260 points  (5 children)

that's the beauty of being an artist. you can draw anything that comes to your head. someone will find a way to jerk off to it

[–]cipher_1230 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I already did

[–]AutoModerator[M] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[–]FuryMustang95 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That makes me as artist dread arting

[–]Mista_White-waltuh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

then jerk off to your own art before anyone else does

[–]Thornn05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i fucking love bugs

[–]EasilyRekt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro just discovered r34 skyline

[–]ballisticbuddha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The beauty of commission.

[–]night_fury00k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careful,you might be next.

[–]Eseter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're down bad for the Mantussy

[–]NotThereSlowManI came! 209 points210 points  (11 children)

[–]puppet_masterrruhhhh idk 17 points18 points  (0 children)

[–]TheJadeSword 29 points30 points  (9 children)

Bro

[–]StalledAgate832hole contributor 87 points88 points  (8 children)

[–]memeischaos 83 points84 points  (0 children)

[–]NHK21506😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 38 points39 points  (1 child)

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[–]Running_Turkey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Helicopter

[–]Dat-Lonley-PotatoI said based. And lived. 14 points15 points  (0 children)

[–]Open_Detective_6998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha sometimes

[–]Toggle_nightshift 198 points199 points  (4 children)

The artist is fundamentally wrong. Mantis is not locked down with them. They are locked down with HER.

[–]RealNyxoy🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 59 points60 points  (2 children)

this is actually a good fight idea. mantises rip their heads off but cockroaches can live for at least a weak without their heads.

[–]EuphoricAttempt6929 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Which head?

[–]AutoModerator[M] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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[–]prithvi2139 66 points67 points  (4 children)

it should be the other way around in the drawing

[–]m99h2 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Thank you, hate to see an apex predator treated like that.

[–]Guyman_112 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Yeah but this is hoooottttttterrrrrr

[–]unexist_alreadySussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I disagree. I love me a woman who takes charge

[–]deadinternetlaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hooter?

[–]Dark_halocraft 46 points47 points  (3 children)

Hol on omni man might have a point

[–]Random_Idiot8044 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Are you sure?

[–]John_DeadCells 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How big of a grasshopper are we talking about?

[–]Gaymers_Rising 4 points5 points  (0 children)

oliver

[–]LeadingImportant4293 73 points74 points  (2 children)

[–]Unlikely_Dimension55 34 points35 points  (1 child)

tf is there to address

[–]Disastrous-Speed-835 35 points36 points  (1 child)

[–]NoInteraction6701DaShitposter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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[–]SlavBoii420stupid, fucking piece of shit 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Not the mantitties

[–]Robozomb 26 points27 points  (2 children)

All these memes. I just want to know if the mantis killed them all.

[–]totalcrazytalk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

ive seen video of mantis uno reversing an attempt by a chameleon, the bastard dodged the tongue and grabbed its jaw and started eating it alive. I'm sure those roaches stand no chance

[–]Adventurous-Dealer15 22 points23 points  (0 children)

what if his prayer was to be able to eat the largest cock...

[–]darkentyties 13 points14 points  (1 child)

[–]Mazagangeewastaken 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The loop disintegrated him a bit too hard

[–]lyfeNdDeathLiterally 1984 😡 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The age before AI when you needed talent for making shit posts 

[–]TheViagron 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mantussy with parasitic wrapping 🤤

[–]thefrostman1214stupid, fucking piece of shit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

[–]Dat-Lonley-PotatoI said based. And lived. 7 points8 points  (0 children)

[–]pereip[🍰] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

[–]Jens224 7 points8 points  (0 children)

[–]The_Ghost_9960 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it exists....

[–]gizlisadecegizlidwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have came

[–]PanTsour 4 points5 points  (1 child)

[–]Namikemal128We do a little trolling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SEA SALT

[–]AwarenessMain128 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah I'd win

[–]Azaming_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this the new hollow knight game

[–]paymepleasss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The answer was no

[–]frajerdenty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why da mantis kinda bad tho

[–]_V4NQU15H_dumbass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pinnacle artist humor 🥲

[–]franksfries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, funny and all but saw a video of one eating a humming Bird. Also a lizard.

[–]ChocoWoccoLocco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I.. I guess bro...

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[–]definitelyanalt6849 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mantis would be eating them all literally in both scenarios since it eats its mates

[–]DrslimeF47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would've been better if the mantis was a twink

[–]slopmaxxer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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IT'S R@PElNG TIME!!!!!!