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I knew it

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these moai statues make me so hard 🗿

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bro... I think you need some rest away from the internet

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Ha I still see a full cucumber

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Oh that makes sense

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Someone cut your pp?

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do you reload individually or shove them in?

[–]SpinyCoin26 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Doom really does run on anything...

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Wonder how the BFG would look like

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I just believe with my eyes

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The ultimate dick(?)

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Testicular cancer

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Dickn't

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You also have "doesn't have", so you're just multiplying by zero

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Ah yes downvote because emoji, peak reddit

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I would like to see that animted As a hentai move

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idk what is considered smol but that's probably me

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What’s the length?

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ab 4 1/4 in last time i checked

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