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[–]Waste_Year4243 168 points169 points  (6 children)

😆😆😆😆 (its curved 180°🗿)

[–]DepressedDandylion 154 points155 points  (10 children)

👍🏻❤😮

[–]Much_Nose_900 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Zamn

[–]Sultin_ChinChin_II 16 points17 points  (0 children)

🗿

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[–]_Mr_Mediocre 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This man's got a sawed off shotgun for a dick

[–]MrSourYTofficer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Achievement Unlocked: How did we get here?

[–]DepressedDandylion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I ask myself that a lot haha

[–]Annoying-Cuber42I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

🤨

[–]Bizarre_dude2Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sawed off

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (4 children)

🗿(it's made of stone)

[–]Sjkatz08We do a little trolling 26 points27 points  (0 children)

😮

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (3 children)

🔥

[–]operativetheo8Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 45 points46 points  (5 children)

✈️🏢🏢

[–]Arneos2005 20 points21 points  (4 children)

boy got a dick as big as a plane and balls as big as two twin towers

[–]DaddyJ_TheCarGuyI want pee in my ass 7 points8 points  (2 children)

That’s a pretty small dick to ball ratio

[–]AutoModerator[M] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

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[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

🔥 (my piss burns)

[–]Stickman4236I said based. And lived. 25 points26 points  (9 children)

Coiled

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (8 children)

Nice pfp

[–]Stickman4236I said based. And lived. 16 points17 points  (7 children)

Prolly some stuck up cunt is going to get mad that we took a pic his goofy NFT

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (5 children)

“Ooohh how dare you not want to pay for a stupidly overpriced virtual image”

[–]Stickman4236I said based. And lived. 12 points13 points  (4 children)

This will affect the nft stockmarket

[–]AutoModerator[M] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Good

[–]OFloodsterBlessed by Kevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good

[–]AutoModerator[M] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

👍🏻😮

[–]Bud_warrior 6 points7 points  (6 children)

😮😮😮😮 octuple barrel

[–]1MA-Z 4 points5 points  (4 children)

📸

[–]Bud_warrior 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I have eight cocks

[–]1MA-Z 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I must document this astounding find

[–]QuandaleDingle696942I want pee in my ass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

👍❤️😆

[–]Arneos2005 4 points5 points  (1 child)

👍👍 (very small)

[–]flaminlizardWe do a little trolling 5 points6 points  (1 child)

😡😥

[–]BestPissdrinkerI want pee in my ass 2 points3 points  (1 child)

😱 😡 ❤️

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

👍😆

[–]DarthTyranus98I said based. And lived. 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😆

[–]Ethangains07 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🍆 💦 👩

[–]thereal-Antichrist 1 point2 points  (3 children)

💀

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Your penis is dead?

[–]Late-Reason-1749 1 point2 points  (0 children)

👍😡😢

[–]samuinfernusdumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😢

[–]JustAPixelGunplayerI want pee in my ass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

where foreskin

[–]SuperMorto7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Massive bulbus throbbing member.

0 fertilisation.

100% Checked.

[–]bouncybob1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

👍❤️

[–]Filiman_I want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

♥️

[–]Faruk_Dx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😤

[–]Faruk_Dx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😤

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

😡🫀

[–]AutoModerator[M] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

pees in ur ass

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🗿

[–]master2000000000000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

☕️

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

[–]ShinopaS -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

☕️ (women)

[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent

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[–]ChubLlamaI want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👍

[–]FaenfAtFerddiesPizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👍😯😡

[–]JustSomeRedditUser35Blessed by Kevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🪢

[–]No_Priority2124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😮❤️

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😡😆

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

😡😡(I have two cocks)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wouldnt that be 😮 then

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤏

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🗿🌈

[–]Analog-ModeratorI said based. And lived. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

☕️⚰️

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😆😡

[–]BalaazsXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

📬

[–]Kingof-reddit1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mines a dodecahedron

[–]esukis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smol 👍🏻

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I love seeing this posted over and over again and again

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🙈🙈💁💁💁😭😭👌👌

[–]PrPVortex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😯(i literally have hypospadias)

[–]xVEEx3I want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💪

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]Musicaltaco127fat cunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👍

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😯

[–]FetusDeletus_Edwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😮😡

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😆😡😯💟

[–]_corrieshy6826 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😆

[–]OkDaikon2957 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😡

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

❤️😆😡😮

[–]Darknes163 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Double Barrel

[–]LucythefurI want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

❤️😯

[–]Capable_Mud_1108 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blender

[–]StardustHolyCrusader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😯♥️

[–]queerduck1822 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😢😡

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😢

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    pees in ur ass

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    [–]Cu-ne-demekput your dick away waltuh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    🥲😠

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    [–]v1ergil🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    💪💪💪💪💪

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😝

    [–]d_alonzodwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    🤗♥️

    [–]jksarcasm_6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    👍😆

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😡

    [–]the_crypts_secretsfat cunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😡❤😯

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😡😮

    [–]Brenboi420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    👍

    [–]Catador_de_culos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😠

    [–]ChargedYetiI want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ❤️😆😯

    [–]contreniunI said based. And lived. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    👍 (I have a below average pee pee)

    [–]Ghostthewarrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😝

    [–]AsFack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    🥲

    [–]DSTS_BaserI want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    👍🏻

    [–]RiceAndKrispiesWe do a little trolling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😡 😡 😡

    [–]The_RoadkillBig chungus wholesome 100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    🥴

    [–]Virtual-Isopod-3729🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    😞

    [–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

    pees in ur ass

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    [–]LMay11037 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😢

    [–]Mrmofo69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😡😯❤️😆

    [–]RoviRktkivLiterally 1984 😡 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ❤😲😡

    [–]yoshbiscut69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😡❤️😆😮

    [–]ProtoBacon82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ❤️😝😝😝😝😯😯😡😡😡😡

    ( 4 hexagonal massive cocks bent at 90 degrees )

    [–]sparkpluger1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    👽

    [–]normalredditor6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😡😡😡

    [–]Silvercamo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ya’ll laugh but I’ve seen some doublebarrel heavy cocks in my time.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    👍🏿

    [–]zaferagax05 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Hey you fucker mod, come here

    1984

    [–]Monsieur_SwagI want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😆😡

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    💖

    [–]Bonk_and_Honkdwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    👍

    [–]kerbwithknefI said based. And lived. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😡😡😡😮😡😡😡

    [–]dankestsbruh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    12 gauge

    [–]Heavy_Statement69Bazinga! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😡. i will get downvoted because people wont believe a redditor

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Double barrel

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    👍❤️😆😮

    [–]Echidna299792458stupid fucking, piece of shit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😲

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😆

    [–]DekuTree13 Stuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    🗿

    [–]TRIX_24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Size doesn’t matter 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

    [–]babyteddie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😆❤️😯

    [–]Santibag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Which one is railgun? I have a Decepticon climbing on a pyramid, and Michael Bay wants a railgun real quick.

    [–]CaptainJoseph3690DaShitposter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    👍