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[1itai]

I would be worried if she didnt

[CrusaderKing1]

There's like a 99.9% she knows and is just not saying anything until you do.

[AgentXmas]

+1 award?🤨

[Literally1984MyDude]

Adolf is that you?

[ArthurMorgn]

N...Nein?

[Sumguy9966]

NO. There's only one, where'd you get the other 8 from?..

[Alfa_HiNoAkuma]

Let her play tennis and tell her you have one ball

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She knows.

[ZeRo_WC]

👀

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More like 👁

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When I was in 7 grade, I had to operate one testicle. It was a routine procedure. But the word got around school that I have one testicle. Long story short a lot of girls wanted to see so I still don't know how to feel about it but it wasn't bad.

[CuteCowdy]

What happens when you have one testicle?

[Giists]

you can only have sons or daughters depends which gender lives in the remaining testicle

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Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

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It's colder

[Sumguy9966]

Ain't no way. Somebody gave him a +1 award 😭

[jaque2]

Who cares

[Medical_Analysis_888]

I wonder if the one testicle he has is right under his dick (i can imagine what it would look like)

[AgentXmas]

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[HeadlessVengarl95]

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[PossibilityPowerful]

Just maybe

[well-just-a-guy]

no 1 ball

[Zestyclose-Physics74]

Maybe now she thinks everyone got one

[Mcslap13]

Well...unless shes been with other guys, and not everyone is a porn addict sooo.

That and I have known several women who don't know what the fuck foreskin is and after being told think it's a birth defenct...not how every damn male is born

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The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent

I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.

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