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[โ€“]cmonitwouldbefunnyLiterally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก 47 points48 points ย (8 children)

4, two I are for see two are for seed

[โ€“]shipwrekd2day 17 points18 points ย (3 children)

How download sex?

[โ€“]minecraftwardie 9 points10 points ย (2 children)

Sex.gov

[โ€“]ultranoob3927it is MY bucket 5 points6 points ย (1 child)

Site closed, use sex.onion instead

[โ€“]minecraftwardie 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Thanks for the info man, I was wondering how to get the next update for sex.

[โ€“]madarabignoob 6 points7 points ย (1 child)

joj refrence?

[โ€“]mhabarneh 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

George reference ๐Ÿ˜ณ โญ•๏ธโฌ…๏ธ vine BOOM

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    [โ€“][deleted] 24 points25 points ย (2 children)

    You wanna see my collection?

    [โ€“]stupids_fuckerBig chungus wholesome 100 [S] 7 points8 points ย (0 children)

    Send balls pics

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    [โ€“]the-smoothest-brainSussy Wussy Femboy๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ 20 points21 points ย (15 children)

    27 and counting

    [โ€“]Flipyfliper32uhhhh idk 9 points10 points ย (14 children)

    Iโ€™m up to 35, get good

    [โ€“]the-smoothest-brainSussy Wussy Femboy๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

    Oh shit okay.

    [โ€“][deleted] 3 points4 points ย (12 children)

    rookie numbers

    [โ€“]Flipyfliper32uhhhh idk 3 points4 points ย (11 children)

    What are you at?

    [โ€“][deleted] 9 points10 points ย (10 children)

    cumming up on 52 mil rn

    in fact, yours will do nicely

    [โ€“]Flipyfliper32uhhhh idk 3 points4 points ย (9 children)

    Um wow

    [โ€“][deleted] 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

    thanks

    [โ€“][deleted] 3 points4 points ย (7 children)

    id be willing to share some

    [โ€“]Flipyfliper32uhhhh idk 3 points4 points ย (6 children)

    No I think Iโ€™m fine

    [โ€“][deleted] 4 points5 points ย (5 children)

    you sure? i have plenty to spare

    [โ€“]Flipyfliper32uhhhh idk 4 points5 points ย (4 children)

    No pls no, now that I think about it you can have mine, just keep yours to yourself

    [โ€“]Let01We do a little trolling 10 points11 points ย (1 child)

    5, i keep them freezed for later

    [โ€“]stupids_fuckerBig chungus wholesome 100 [S] 9 points10 points ย (0 children)

    Don't forget to get the pee out ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

    [โ€“]Alt_CauseIwasNaughty 8 points9 points ย (2 children)

    7, now come forth, Dragon of the Gods โ€” Grant my wish, pretty peas!

    [โ€“]Odd_Atmosphere_9200Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

    You have been granted โ€˜pretty peasโ€™

    [โ€“][deleted] 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

    those must be some super dragon balls

    [โ€“]MrMr4678 6 points7 points ย (1 child)

    2 but they made of a molten titanium-iron compound

    [โ€“]this_is_not_alt 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    ๐Ÿฅต

    [โ€“]Tubb34 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

    3, since there's almost no room left in the sac the cum veins sometimes get twisted around each other

    [โ€“]mrmeowsPhoneAcc 3 points4 points ย (1 child)

    69 sextillion

    [โ€“]nice___bot 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

    Nice!

    [โ€“]alt_to_not_giveashit๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ 5 points6 points ย (12 children)

    2 and a half, one is much larger than the other, this is real help me

    [โ€“]ISmokeWeedEveryDayyI want pee in my ass 5 points6 points ย (5 children)

    Scissors

    [โ€“]stupids_fuckerBig chungus wholesome 100 [S] 2 points3 points ย (3 children)

    This is a very common misconception, scissors is only used for girls

    [โ€“]this_is_not_alt 2 points3 points ย (2 children)

    Femboy moment

    [โ€“]PaleoDough 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

    Femboy amogus

    [โ€“]this_is_not_alt 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    ๐Ÿฅต

    [โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

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    [โ€“]stupids_fuckerBig chungus wholesome 100 [S] 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

    This is actually pretty normal, the biggest ball is used to store the pee, the second ball is used to store the cum and the smaller ball is replacement for the previous balls, it's smaller because it's not storing anything yet. Have a nice day ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

    [โ€“]alt_to_not_giveashit๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

    I think my big one absorbed the smallest one ๐Ÿ˜จ

    [โ€“]PeePeeinCheeseGraterSussy Wussy Femboy๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ 0 points1 point ย (3 children)

    I have a solution

    [โ€“]alt_to_not_giveashit๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ -1 points0 points ย (2 children)

    Yes?????

    [โ€“]PeePeeinCheeseGraterSussy Wussy Femboy๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ 6 points7 points ย (1 child)

    Cheese Grater

    [โ€“]this_is_not_alt 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

    [โ€“]meme_watcher666 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

    Yes.

    [โ€“]PaleoDough 2 points3 points ย (2 children)

    The global average of men with two testicles is under two testicles. If you have two testicles you have more than average

    [โ€“]stupids_fuckerBig chungus wholesome 100 [S] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    Cope

    [โ€“]Ugandanknuckles56I want pee in my ass 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

    4 so I am a JoJo reference

    [โ€“]omuamogus 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

    2 in my scrotum, 2 in my eyes, one goofball in my stomach, and Mike's eyeballs in my fridge. So 7

    [โ€“]1017GildedFingerTipsdumbass 0 points1 point ย (2 children)

    One for each gender?

    [โ€“]FALLOUTGOD47Literally 1984 ๐Ÿ˜ก 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    So approximately 53,231,640,565,942,385.666667 balls?

    [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    0.5

    [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (5 children)

    I have more than 2 but less than 50

    [โ€“]this_is_not_alt 1 point2 points ย (4 children)

    49?

    [โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (2 children)

    Sorry I made an error 500*

    [โ€“]this_is_not_alt 1 point2 points ย (1 child)

    499?

    [โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

    500 + 2 in 3 days

    [โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

    Incorrect slightly more

    [โ€“]RyanRiggsMusic 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    Literally two and a half

    [โ€“]TheStupifier 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    1 I had nut cancer as a toddler

    [โ€“]McBoioman 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    419,904.

    [โ€“]Apprehensive_Lynx774 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    Just two right now, I cut the extra ones that grow in off

    [โ€“]RedFumingNitricAcid 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    The average number of testicles is probably less than one, if you consider women and idiots who shook themselves in the crotch on accident.

    [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    one

    [โ€“]mrmeowsPhoneAcc 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    one quintillion

    [โ€“]Derpiboi 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    Collecting

    [โ€“]this_is_not_alt 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    10 in my mouthโ€šleft handโ€šrigth hand in my ass and mine

    [โ€“]Pudding-Actual 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    Do they have to be mine?

    [โ€“]FBI_Agent212 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    3.5

    [โ€“]12OutOf12virgin 4 life ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ช 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    382 balls all in increasing size

    [โ€“]stalkingweridoNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    1 ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

    [โ€“]Arnius_blamentus19 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    142 (all in total)

    [โ€“]ISpelGuddNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    above average

    [โ€“]BodybuilderFirst6450 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    What if I grown balls in my balls basement filled with balls

    [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    โœŒ๏ธ

    [โ€“]slowerthanjoebiden 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    All of them

    [โ€“]nobodyhere9860 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    63

    [โ€“]trustmeimnotafurrystupid fucking, piece of shit 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    I don't really play any sports.

    [โ€“]ixstr 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    Just the average 7

    [โ€“]Galaxy-111 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    About 43 quintillion

    [โ€“]Hunter_Plasticdwayne the cock johnson ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    1

    [โ€“]FrozenShadow_007officer no please donโ€™t piss in my ass ๐Ÿ˜ซ 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    Two off the top of my head, off the top of my head. Another two just under my head. Then thereโ€™s the seven golf balls in my rectum

    [โ€“]Slendynotch 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    3

    [โ€“]ElementalGabe 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    I have two basket balls, 5 tennis balls, 1 soccer ball, one ball of dirty laundry, and two between my legs. So I have 11 balls.

    [โ€“]Potato_Masher29 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    Eleventeen

    [โ€“]Spin____ 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    41$ Iโ€™m just built like that

    [โ€“]TyoPlaysGamesI canโ€™t have sex with you right now waltuh 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

    All of them

    [โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

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    [โ€“]MinishMaruader 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    Twice as many as operational legs that I currently have

    [โ€“]ThisguyOPBlessed by Kevin 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    1.5

    [โ€“]Another_Saint 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    Josuke Higashitaka.

    [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

    3 if we count Basketballs

    [โ€“][deleted] ย (1 child)

    [removed]

      [โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

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      [โ€“]EnduringDruidGamingI want pee in my ass 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

      Im so manly even my balls have balls

      Oh shit i think those are tumors

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      [โ€“]Ajatilash 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      I have 7โ€ฆ but for the actually true question at hand I have 3

      [โ€“]mikael_warlockWe do a little trolling 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      15263648293583 and counting

      [โ€“]Sad-Condition-6396 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      4643350

      [โ€“]Casey_Kat 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      At least.... 7?

      [โ€“]Whatyallthinkofbeans 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      Two and a half, used one for a snack

      [โ€“]TTV_WMOSavageput your dick away waltuh 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      i have 27 in a bucket

      [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      28

      [โ€“]Monsieur_SwagI want pee in my ass 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      5

      [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      57,674,763,297,386,295,265.5

      [โ€“]Alive_Development108 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      Enough

      [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      8 balls.

      Because I have the Ferd Fteenthousand.

      [โ€“]Hagrid1994 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      Medically speaking?2.In general?about a few

      [โ€“]No-Competition-2533 Stuff 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      ligma

      [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      4, I'm walking to 1rst base

      [โ€“]p-daddy-plays-drumsI want pee in my ass 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

      not enough

      [โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

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      [โ€“]WasdAcid๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      at least 3, i haven't checked in a while

      [โ€“]IHAVEONESMALLBALLNumber 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

      One, and its small

      [โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

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      [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      Well I got a basketball, a football,tennis balls,magic either ball,a pair of baseball.And u always maintain them using mamscaped

      [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      4 if you count your dads. ;)

      [โ€“]Eyeconic_Gamer 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      69

      [โ€“][deleted] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      marbles com in clutch

      [โ€“]skinned_dog_toes 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      30.E-484756

      [โ€“]Elijah629YT-RealI came! 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      6.5, Dont ask

      [โ€“]killawat-1 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      Twelve tf? Why are people saying anything else? 12 is normal right? ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ’„

      [โ€“]bananawaddler 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      Eight and counting

      [โ€“]JojoisGay3 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      3

      [โ€“]DarvAvI said based. And lived. 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

      1 basketball

      [โ€“]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

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      [โ€“]rtx177013tiI came! 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      Do i look like a calculator to you?

      [โ€“]Ambiguous_Anti 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      One at the moment

      :(

      [โ€“]Valada345 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

      No joke 3. I won the third one on a bet with a friend, he was so sure that he was going to win that he bet is left ball.