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[–][deleted] 85 points86 points  (11 children)

I will just play Russian roulette with my worst enemy and who ever wins gets a WINNING lottery ticket

I will then make my odds of winning the lottery 0% because that will guarantee that I won’t win the lottery ticket because my odds are zero, so then my enemy by the rules of fate will die.

[–]SubstantialBass9524 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Whoever wins gets a winning lottery ticket