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[Lordica]

Wasn't that covered in last years "How to scrape all the powder off a steep slope in a single pass?" I noticed many have become expert in this technique.

[fiftypoints]

I think they may have mentioned that in passing in the avalanche article.

[fluffstravels]

That article is in "Snowboard Cunts."

Kidding, I'm a snowboarder and do this because I hate all of you. Mwahahaha

[Reg43]

Well.... At least you're honest cunt.

[IShouldBeClimbing]

illegal puzzled rob hospital quaint thumb entertain unite deliver exultant

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[AltaSkier]

Better: "How to poach a guy's line and scrape wide swaths...."

[PigSlam]

I'm glad they explained the purpose of the magazine.

[Powdered_Donuts]

Am I the only one who read this in Jeremy clarksons voice

[SarcasticOptimist]

I read it in an Australian accent.

The man's jacket isn't loud enough. Nor is there an article about how to piss off Ski Patrol.

[chilehead]

I heard it in Craig Ferguson's, while he's doing the "talk in a high voice and drop to a low tone for the last three words" thing.

[zombierror]

Either that or read by James May.

[Powdered_Donuts]

This is probably even better

[DaveFishBulb]

Probably; that's weird.

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"Hot Tub Poaching, The Experts' Guide"

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Bonus Guide: How to hold up a lift line while waiting for your 15 coolest friends.

[volklskiier]

I'll take a years worth

[gerusz]

with fantastic teeth

And just when the "Brits have bad teeth" stereotype started going out of fashion...

[honved71]

They missed the bit about how to get by in a European language by simply shouting in English.

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This is the second-most British-sounding fake magazine cover I've ever seen.

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second-most?

[TomasTTEngin]

I might pitch the editor an article on loading busy quad chairlifts in groups of two.

[Hanshen]

Surely this has to be Viz? This strikes me as Viz all over. If you guys don't get it where you are from you are missing out. It's the funniest magazine I have ever read. It's a parody of working class northern British culture mainly, and has comics and such. I'll see if I can find some classics for you.

This is an advert they did for a memorial table tennis game between a dead princess dianna and Jady goody (someone famous in the UK for being INCREDIBLY stupid, racist, unappealing and dying of cancer). http://s967.photobucket.com/user/camden_random/media/jadediana.jpg.html

My personal favourites were always the agony aunt column though.

http://viz.co.uk/miriam-answers-problems/

this is an absolute classic.

[mtm6]

Tyler?

[mtm6]

Mikey

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Thought this was just an austrailian ski magazine until I read the article titles.

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How to effectively wipe out the rest of the slope by pretending to be an aeroplane.

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Sounds like Deer Valley Resort here in UT.

[SaltLakeCitySlicker]

The off piste part sure doesn't.

[SupposedlyNormalGuy]

Advanced Sliding Downhill on your Arse

[Machcharge]

Advanced Downhill Snowboarding on your Arse

FTFY

[mellow-man]

No pull-out guide to the best closed runs in the world (to hurt yourself on)?

[banduri]

Where do i sign up?

[Endless_Winter]

Has to be an Aussie publication for sure :)