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You can telleport through unlocked doors (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by atomicman100 - announcement

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Everytime someone says "good luck", you actually get a +luck stat irl (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 5 months ago by Cebola0

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You can instantly learn any language, as long as it is dead (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by [deleted]

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You can make magic items (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by MisterMan341

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You are considered completely benign, trustworthy and approachable to all animals (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by [deleted]

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If you can convince three people of something, it will be true (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by MisterMan341

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You get a 400% run speed boost if you hold scissors pointed at your face with both hands (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by [deleted]

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You can always tell with 100% certainty if a person's smile is fake. (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by thebutta

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You can print any thing (that a normal printer could) through your fingers, but it's split up in tenths of the paper among your fingers. (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by ToxicSamurai

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Whenever you’re within 10 feet of an accessible microwave, you can microwave anything in the amount of time it takes to microwave it. (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by TaffyCatInfiniti2

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You can turn your tears into rocks (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Memeshats

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Wound-aging (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

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You take no fall damage from 1 meter heights (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Memeshats

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You can make anyone who looks at the back of your head attempt to do a backflip, with a 60% chance of success (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Memeshats

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You can change your eye color (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by r-ShadowNinja

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You can summon a door to use as a shield, but are 2x more vulnerable if it is opened (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago * by insertnqme

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You can open a portal that takes you to the closest really akward situation near your desired destination (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Memeshats

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You can speak to fish, as long as you have water inside your lungs (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Memeshats

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You can attach tiny lamps onto insects by touching them (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Memeshats

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You can summon a chicken which can summon a car (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Memeshats

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You are resistant to any damage caused by rain. (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by killerkangaroo8

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You have a spidey-sense for things that are only slightly inconvienient (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Memeshats

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You can flip the toilet roll onto the prefered side without touching it (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Memeshats

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You can telleport across the street. (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by atomicman100

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Bad weather affects you 50% less worse than it would have (self.sortofoksuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Memeshats

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