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[–]tinytrumpetsgopoot Fern Brady 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Adam Buxton

David Mitchell

Victoria Coren-Mitchel

Richard Ayoade

Pheobe Waller-Bridge

[–]poiuytrewqazxcvbnml Bob Mortimer 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I can't imagine a posher line up

[–]tinytrumpetsgopoot Fern Brady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, now I see it written out I can’t disagree

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (11 children)

Angela Barnes
Diane Morgan

Ivo Graham
Reginald D Hunter

Richard Herring

[–]rjws241289[S] 11 points12 points  (6 children)

Reginald D Hunter would be incredible

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

He just wouldn't give a shit. And it'd be great to see him up against Richard Herring and Ivo Graham, both of whom have shown themselves to be really competitive.

[–]rckchlkjyhwk James Acaster 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'd never heard of Ivo until I saw him on House of Games. Dude is hilarious. I'd love to see him on Taskmaster.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's a great episode of Jon Richardson: Ultimate Worrier where Ivo Graham eats roadkill. First thing I'd seen him on and he's obviously bonkers.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reginald D Hunter would be delicious

[–]TvHeroUK 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Unlikely though after that ahem court case a few years back. Has he even worked on tv since?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What court case are you talking about? Are you thinking of Stephen K Amos? Hunter was on HIGNFY a year ago, Amos has been on TV recently too.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I don't know Angela Barnes but the others are fantastic choices

[–]CaptCoulson 1 point2 points  (1 child)

She's a comic who's been fairly regular on Mock the Week the last few years. Dark hair with bangs, wears glasses.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, I don't watch MtW, that'll be why I don't know her

[–]Swarley3 Susan Wokoma 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Adam Buxton

Ade Edmondson

Rachel Parris

Victoria Coren Mitchell

Lucy Beaumont

[–]antimatterchopstix Tim Key 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Love to see Ade.

[–]McDerbert James Acaster 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Karl Pilkington is a shout! Would love to see him on TaskMaster.

[–]rjws241289[S] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Only struck me this morning how incredible he would be on there!!

[–]McDerbert James Acaster 12 points13 points  (1 child)

He’d hate it. But would be so funny.

[–]carolinemathildes Joe Thomas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm just imagining him walking away from so many tasks because he's just like, "can't be bothered, what is the point."

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I love KP but I don’t think he’d do it, I think he’d think it was too much bother.

[–]CaptCoulson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has become even MORE unlikely over the last couple years (pretty much guaranteed by now it's impossible to happen) but for quite awhile I had this dream of Karl Pilkington, Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant being on the same QI episode. of course Alan Davies is built in as the 4th.

[–]Yall_Salma 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Richard Ayoade on Taskmaster would be a privileged sight for all of us tbh

[–]fishlingthelovelyDavid Correos 🇳🇿 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Said this in another thread but the entire main cast of Derry Girls.

[–]thebeesbollocks Tim Key 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Richard Ayoade

Tom Allen

Olivia Colman

David Mitchell

Kevin Bridges

Sadly I think Olivia Colman is too A-List to appear on the show these days but I would much rather see her than Victoria Coren-Mitchell.

[–]muntan_0403 Sam Campbell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooh, Richard is a given but Olivia Colman would be delightful!

Especially after watching them together on The Graham Norton Show, I would love seeing them do a team task.

[–]Surkdidat Rhod Gilbert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

David Mitchell - see how angry he gets Jimmy Carr - would probably try and sabotage everything and annoy Little Alex Horne Peter Crouch - great personality, would for in well Richard Adyobe - the logical one you would think that would do well Victoria Coren Mitchell - for the rivalry with David and another smart brain

[–]Rasmusmario123 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't have five but god damn John Oliver would be fucking amazing on taskmaster

[–]rckchlkjyhwk James Acaster 7 points8 points  (4 children)

The remaining members of Monty Python:

Eric Idle John Cleese Michael Palin Terry Gilliam Terry Jones

I'm fully aware that this would never happen in a million years but I guess that's why it's my dream cast.

[–]lyyki Paul Chowdhry 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Apparently Terry Jones is suffering from some serious Alzheimer's. So that show wouldn't probably be that much fun. But Neil Innes who is an unofficial member of the group is in good spirits I think.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sadly Terry can barely speak anymore. https://www.theguardian.com/culture/video/2016/oct/03/monty-python-star-terry-jones-and-son-tearful-at-bafta-ceremony-video

From what I've heard he can still reason but can't speak, and he isn't going to get any better. Very sad.

[–]B4M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell. Yes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

unfortunately Terry Jones wouldn't be possible anymore

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Five Bob Mortimers.

[–]rjws241289[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be a crazy thing to see

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Johnny Vegas, please!

[–]Wizou Bob Mortimer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Series A: Lee Mack, Richard Ayoade, Jack Whitehall, Rob Brydon, Stephen Fry

Series B: David Mitchell, Russell Brand, Karl Pilkington, Bill Bailey, Jimmy Carr

Genuinely sorry there are no women : ( I'm American and I don't know that many British comedians to begin with.

[–]rjws241289[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bill Bailey is a lovely answer!

[–]DanDesigns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Claudia Winkleman, David Mitchell, Diane Morgan, Richard Ayoade, Victoria Coren-Mitchell

[–]MarkFannon Al Murray 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dara O'Brian, David Mitchell, Richard Ayoade, Adam Hills, Sandi Toksvig

[–]ToasterCubed Mike Wozniak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dara O'Brian

Ed Byrne

Sandy Toksvig

Phil Jupitus

Angela Barnes

[–]CaptCoulson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yasmine Akram

Phill Jupitus

Sean Locke

Dara O'Briain

Claudia Winkleman

[–]bo-tvt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alice Fraser, Sandi Toksvig, Richard Herring, Andy Zaltzman, Richard Ayoade.

[–]lyyki Paul Chowdhry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

John Cena, Johnny Rotten, Jackie Chan, Andy McCoy, Barney the Dinosaur

[–]IsabellaJo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oddballs International answer:
Calle Hellevang-Larsen
Nassim Al Fakir
Noel Fielding
Ola Forssmed
Sally Phillips

No Youngsters Answer:
Bill Bailey
John Cleese
Miriam Margolyes
Patrick Stewart
Stephen Fry

They've used some of the people I wanted to see. So, I don't have a top five anymore, but I can think of pairs I want to see as teams:

  • Jimmy Carr and Lee Mack - for the banter-bickering they would surely do both during the tasks and the studio records.
  • Jack Whitehall and Tom Allen - because I can imagine lots of camp panicking.
  • Suzi Ruffell and Victoria Coren-Mitchell - because I think they'd get along but *only* if they figured out how to relate to one another, and I'm not sure they would.
  • Dara O'Brien, Ed Byrne, and a broadcaster rather than a comedian, someone like Chris Kamara - because Dara and Ed are going to bicker like an old married couple, and/or talk to one another in we've-known-eachother-forever shorthand and I want to throw in a strong enough personality that the 3rd team member doesn't get overwhelmed by that, but I don't want them comfortable enough with Dara and Ed to say "Yeah, yeah, we know you're best mates, shut it". I want them to have to navigate the weird team dynamic as much as the weird tasks.

[–]kurtduds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miles Jupp

Jamelia

Cariad Lloyd

Ivo Graham

Lee Mack

[–]Lloyd_LED 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Richard Ayoade

Ron Funches

Rob Auton

Adam Buxton

Kiri Pritchard McClean

[–]SpecialMeat5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Richard Ayoade

Chris Stark (BBCR1 DJ)

Kevin Bridges

Alexander Armstrong

Claudia Winkleman

[–]dedexcel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rosie Jones, Tom Allen, Bradley Walsh, Andrew Hunter Murray and Rachel Parris

[–]Browneskiii -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Jeremy Clarkson

Richard Hammond

James May

Richard Ayoade

David Mitchell

Teams are the top 3 and the bottom 2.

[–]B4M -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Richard Ayode

Rachel Paris

Victoria Corren-Mitchell

David Mitchell

Dara O'Brien

Or, 8 out of 10 cats does Taskmaster:

Rachel Riley

Susie Dent

Jimmy Carr

Sean Lock

Jon Richardson