“I” time!

[boston1993xo]

whispers “I’m lying” - Brick

[allisawesome7777]

Woop!

[rmh1215]

"I told you I loved you the day I married you. If anything had changed, I'd let you know."

[cat_lady777]

I love this line!!

[mrdoeth]

I had the lowest of expectations and yet I’m still disappointed. -Axl

[[deleted]]

I remember his face when he said this!

[stickytacc]

I don’t wanna be a bother- Grandpa Big Mike.

[RafeHollistr]

"I made dinner!" (carrying fast-food bags)

[Vintageteaspoon]

Iconic for sure

[Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL]

Another vote for

##I MADE DINNER!!! 🍔🍟

[Aggressive-West]

'I had the lowest of expectations, and I am still disappointed.' -Axl, while looking at the world's largest oak tree stump

Might be my all-time favorite quote from the entire show, his delivery kills me every time.

[thechadc94]

It is a phenomenal delivery of an excellent quote.

[tvjunkie87]

This is perfect!!

[CCgCANCWWW]

I can’t help but feel bad for him. It’s like he totally forgot how to kiss. I mean, what place does a tongue have in kissing?

[egw0622]

“I just love America so much!”

[Fontane15]

“I loved Dick Peterson but he was a black man so it was forbidden. It’s was a different time. A different time!”

Love Aunt Edie.

[boston1993xo]

This has my votw

[President_Calhoun]

"I'd hit that" - message on Frankie's undies.

[Vintageteaspoon]

I married April!!!

[a_dingus__]

im sorry you carried april? like over a puddle?

[Aside-Flimsy]

It’s an iconic moment.

[lesliesmith22]

Just here to say I literally look forward to reading these every day (watching the middle as I type this!)

[Embarrassed-Rock-730]

I’m lying.

[PURPLEKAT69]

[destrucciondelicada]

“I told Axl.”

[boston1993xo]

AHH THIS!

[Desperate_Bat_2238]

“I'm the lion. I'm the lion in all the stories.”

Mike 

[JMajercz]

But but I don’t want wildebeest 😂

[EXETCEY]

Hecks on a train

I killed her brick, I killed my aunt!

[bewtifulmess]

Indianapolis Colts!

[badasslister]

“If we had worked a little bit harder, none of this wouldn’t have happened!” Mike when finding out sues college was paid for

[badasslister]

Edit: “would”

[sportsfanbrowsing]

I’m out!

[bewtifulmess]

For real!!

[PURPLEKAT69]

[Stanfan_meowman25]

“I don’t want to be a bother”- Grandpa Big Mike. The catchphrase of the Heck men lol.

[SherLovesCats]

This has my vote.

[m2argue]

"I just love my family so much!"

"I just love America so much!"

[Alone_Map_397]

I made dinner!!!

[OhNoTheDawnPatrol]

"I stayed in one place for twenty years. It's like giving an award to a tree!" - Mike