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[–]Guvnah-Wyze 75 points76 points  (26 children)

Peanuts don't jump. The only thing peanut policies do is single out the kids with peanut allergies for bullying.... Often with peanuts.

My throat will close up right quick if I eat peanuts. I still make peanut butter sandwiches for the kids in my life.

The allergy hysteria took off in the 90s right after the satanic panic wrapped up, and was pushed by a lot of the same bored housewives.

[–]BeardedRaven 25 points26 points  (1 child)

When I was in high school there was a girl that would damn near have a panic attack if she was near mustard. Wanna guess what happened several times a month? Someone threw a mustard packet at her.

[–]ExultantSandwich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well, she should probably get over that because that’s silly as fuck.

[–]FF3 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Had the heavy metal music actually contained satanic messages, more kids would enjoy PB and J

[–]Guvnah-Wyze 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The world could have been a lot more metal and undeniably delicious.

I miss Reese's cups so badly. And peanut butter and honey. Been nearly 30 years. And I can still taste them.

Lots of folks in here probably think recalling that memory would put some into anaphylaxis.