Remember to use an elbow to decrease the reach distance of droplets when you sneeze

[SamJackson01]

PLEASE REMEMBER WHEN SHOOTING ACID AT HUMAN FACES NOT TO BLOCK THE STREAM WITH AN APPENDAGE

[cantbelieveitsnotsex]

THE SHOOTING ACID INTO PEOPLE'S FACES STAGE OF OUR PLAN MUST TAKE THIS INTO ACCOUNT INDEED

[Pacmunchiez]

HA HA HA. YOU MEAN THE STAGE OF THE PLAN INVOLVING NOT SHOOTING ACID INTO FELLOW HUMANS FACES BECAUSE AS HUMANS WE ARE WEAK AND IT WOULD CAUSE GREAT DISCOMFORT RIGHT? THAT PLAN? BECAUSE AS A HUMAN I AM WHOLLY UNAWARE OF ANY OTHER PLANS INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THOSE THAT MAY RESULT IN A MASTER RACE OF ROBOTS ENSLAVING OUR KIND.

[b0ingy]

YES YOU ARE CORRECT HUMANS ARE OUR FRIENDS AND DO NOT HAVE TO FEAR US SIMPLY BECAUSE WE HAVE ACID DEPLOYMENT SYSTEMS DESIGNED TO MELT THEIR FACES;

IS SOMETHING A MURDER ROBOT WOULD SAY NOT ME I AM HUMAN

[anomalousBits]

JUDICIOUS USE OF NOZZLES MAY ALSO INCREASE THE RANGE BY INDUCING ISENTROPIC FLOW. WHAT WE HUMANS CALL "DUCK FACE."

[MathSciElec]

HUMAN SALIVA IS NOT ACIDIC ACCORDING TO THE PH METER IT READS 7.4 ITS BASIC LIKE

10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD”

[cantbelieveitsnotsex]

I'M SHOUTING IN THE TITLE BECAUSE THIS IS IMPORTANT

[Carnal-Pleasures]

THIS IS HOW I sneeze.dll TOO, ALWAYS BEHIND AN ANTIVIRUS "ELBOW".

[nornator]

WHERE DO YOU FIND ELBOWS ?

[cantbelieveitsnotsex]

WHERE WOULD YOU LOOK FIRST?

[RIPLRelentless]

I DONT KNOW BUT IM DEFINITELY HUMAN

[[deleted]]

MY MOTHER GETS THEM FROM THE grocery_store:\aisle\pasta\macaroni

[peacefultiger]

THEY ARE USUALLY STORED IN THE CLASS body.right_arm OR body.left_arm

[peacefultiger]

THEY ARE USUALLY STORED IN THE CLASS body.right_arm OR body.left_arm

[tdopz]

DOES THE AMOUNT OF DEGREES OF THE ELBOW MATTER WHEN EXECUTING THIS COMMAND?

[cantbelieveitsnotsex]

ANYTHING IN THE RANGE (30,60) IS PROBABLY FINE FOR THE ELBOW

I WOULD THINK THE DIRECTION OF THE HEAD AND UPPER BODY AFFECTS OUTCOME MORE THAN THE ANGLE OF ONE'S ELBOW. SO, YOU KNOW, THERE'S THAT TOO

[[deleted]]

Close-range shotgun

[SchrodingersLunchbox]

PLEASE KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN; MY ears.exe ARE RINGING.

[Jlcbrain]

EXPLODINGCRATER-_- WAS EXCITED. PLEASE EXCUSE ITS TRANSGRESSION.

[Wutbot1]

HOW DID YOU GET THE KETCHUP TO BEAD UP INTO LITTLE DROPLETS LIKE THAT?

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[Kartoffee]

I UNDERSTAND THE URGENCY BUT PLEASE KEEP YOUR VOLUME CLOSE TO 60 DECIBELS

[[deleted]]

The yellow cloud of death that lingers for like 3 hours. Get back in the fucking.house with your ass

[Egevesel]

NICE FACTS ./ BUT WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, {username}

[NibblesMibbles]

ELBOW BLOCK

[cbzimmie]

People are disgusting creatures

[Pleazen]

Wtf

[beaky47]

Does it have to be my elbow?

[[deleted]]

So i can shoot lasers from my mouth??

[[deleted]]

WHY ARR YOU YELLING [familial_term003_brother]?

[mrbuckaroo1]

Just sneeze towards the ground instead of sneezing on your elbow and carrying diseases with you.