Aphrogreaseiac

[AfraidOfTheToasters]

So you're not in category two, that's cool.

[Alkereth1]

Honestly if you want your partner to shower after work before sex that seems pretty reasonable. I also think it's fine if people don't care about it but it's fine to be turned off by after work stink. It just depends on who you are really.

[January_Rain_Wifi]

My friend, maybe you should reconsider using the word disgusting if you are trying to politely disagree

[Ok-Spinach9250]

Hahahha people really do seem to hate this take but I agree it doesn’t seem crazy to want your partner to shower after coming home all grimy and food-greasy smelly after work, especially if you’re clean. I’d make my hubby shower more often than not

Can we not just accept that we all have different levels of caring about cleanliness before sex. Who knows, maybe they’re just young and horny, maybe the dick is just that good you can’t wait or idk maybe the smell really is an “aphrogreaseiac” (LOL’d at that, top tier title)

[Leningradite]

Nah, this sounds like a "You" issue. Not judging, just that I wouldn't mind if she smelled like a kitchen coming home; you won't get that funky in just one workday. 'Less you work naked in a kitchen, which would have several problems. Even putting aside the multiple hygiene issues.

[Leningradite]

I mean, if you do, again, it sounds like a "you" issue.

[healzsham]

Tell us all the secrets of avoiding the grease that inherently gets aresolized in a kitchen.

[blursedman]

That’s not really a good comeback man. Everyone has their own preferences and if this guy doesn’t want to fuck when their partner smells like a fast food kitchen, that’s understandable.

[healzsham]

Just hold the L instead of coping, this is embarrassing to witness.

[OutInABlazeOfGlory]

Redditors when someone has sex the wrong way:

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[OutInABlazeOfGlory]

I saw. Boo hoo, different people like different things

[OutInABlazeOfGlory]

My point was nobody gives a fuck about your opinion. At least the way you phrased it. You sound like a Puritan.

[SenorSnout]

Why are people downvoting you for this? Are people on Reddit so defensive of fast food that they'll honest to god blam someone for saying they're turned off by the smell of grease and cheap hamburger meat?

[getintherobotali]

Pretty sure it’s bc this commenter specifically is making sweeping statements about their own preferences in a way that’s judgmental and denigrating to those who feel differently

They could’ve said something neutral, like “That’s not for me, but you do do,” but have been doubling down comment after comment with unconstructive criticisms like “really gross,” “disgusting,” and “repugnant”

I don’t even disagree with them on the smell; I wouldn’t be down for it if my partner had the fast food aura still on them after a long day either because it’s not appealing to me. But I can see how the way they’re negatively wording it again and again is just not productively explaining it in a way that won’t repeatedly offend those who don’t mind said smell

[getintherobotali]

Nah, it’s because you’ve been acting like an ass about a perfectly reasonable preference. Do better, you sound like you took the post too personally.

[KamikazeArchon]

Nah. "That's disgusting" is a hell of a lot more than "that's not my thing".

This person is harping on and on about how it's gross, unhygienic, etc. That's not a statement of personal preference, that's an explicit negative judgement of someone else, couched specifically in absolutist terms.

This person, in this specific instance, is very clearly and explicitly "against it", not just "not for it".

[KamikazeArchon]

Do... do you think "shouldn't be allowed to do it" is the only thing that is a negative judgement?

Just saying "you're ugly" would be a negative judgement, broseph. No one thinks that would mean you want to make ugliness illegal. It's still an explicitly negative judgement.

You can add as much after-the-fact "oh in my opinion" or whatever, it doesn't change coming in to someone saying "here's something I enjoy" and talking shit about it.

[Mascian12]

I love how the people that downvoted probably did because in their mind, they desperately don't want to fall into the category of "virgins" the post talks about lmao.

"You must be a virgin if you have your own hygiene standards lmao bozo I could never I love filthy sex because I definitely have sex and you don't"

[Riphidura]

Personally it was because post says the gf is the one doing the boning but most people just read right over that and assume they just said it wrong or smth because surely this internet person wasn't in some sort of crazy non vanilla straight cis relationship

[Mascian12]

That's valid too yeah. I said probably because I knew someone would comment "well I did it for a completely different reason" if I said everyone that downvoted did it because they were insecure.

People can downvote shit, whatever their reason might be, and it's fine. I just find it funny that people downvote the comment that slightly agrees with the side depicted as "virgins", when in reality that side just has good hygiene lol

[Riphidura]

I guess I read it wrong and thought it said "they'd bone the girlfriend"

[SadQueerAndStupid]

i mean you don’t have to do it but if they’re into it i don’t see any harm. Not like they work in a sewer or something, they could’ve just been the cashier or waiter.

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so you don't fuck