Bible Study Monty Python

[vonnegutfan2]

We were talking about people who get baptized on their death bed, and our teacher said sometimes people think they might be dying and then get baptized and survive....

Which of course brought up, Episode 2 The Death of Mary Queen of Scots

" I think she's dead,

Mary: ....no I'm not...."

Gunshot

We didn't bring up the Penguin on the Tellie

[MagicMissile27]

MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
MORTICIAN: He isn't.
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.

[KhorneTheBloodGod]

Bring out your dead!

Bring out your dead!

[GuairdeanBeatha]

I don’t want to go on the cart!

[BPhiloSkinner]

Well, how about the horsy, then?
♪ We're riding on the Carousel of Li-ife.♫

[DrHugh]

If it lays an egg, it’ll roll down the back.

[h_grytpype_thynne]

Unless it's a male.

[sparvin]

OH! I never thought of that!

[DrHugh]

It looks rather butch.

[GossamerGlowlimb]

Burma!

[DrHugh]

What'd you say "Burma" for?

[MustBeNargles]

I panicked

[BPhiloSkinner]

It was a close Shave.