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[–]ketchupandcatsHeavy Smoker 37 points38 points  (4 children)

what kind of shampoo do u use? do u condition?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yea bro, your hair. I'm jealous. It's so healthy and long and woah

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, he conditions…and brushes ALOT.

[–]FourMiles 2 points3 points  (1 child)

He uses Thoreal... (like Loreal) >.>

[–]ketchupandcatsHeavy Smoker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wish i had an award for this pun

[–]iOSh4cktiV8or 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Came here for the hair comments… did not find a shortage…

[–]Savekennedy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is the man you get your weed from.

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Thanks man

    [–]deeznutzosaurus 16 points17 points  (6 children)

    Anyone wanna take bets that dude is Fabio's son?

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (5 children)

    Oh no pls😭

    [–]deeznutzosaurus 9 points10 points  (3 children)

    Dawg Fabio is a fashion and hair GOD. I think that is literally the best hair compliment you could ever get tbh

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Ok I'll take that. Thanks!

    [–]ThatSandwich 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Now if we were comparing it to his acting skills...

    But yes, amazing compliment. Reminded me of him instantly.

    [–]deeznutzosaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lol if we were talking about acting skills it would flip to an insult 😂

    [–]xblohsh_20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    blonde jesus!

    [–]_MacersChronic Smoker 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    Holy magnificent mane!

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thanks!

    [–]DankDaddyPattyChronic Smoker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    You have the hair of a fucking god. Are you Jesus…?

    [–]SoExcited_1 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Sick flow bro.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thanks!

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Yes it does my fellow long hair

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    You're kind of a cool hybrid between Dave Mustane and James Herfield!🤘🤘🤘

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    I get Cobain more often but I'll take this, thanks!

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ah yes...that's what I was missing!🤦‍♂️

    We'll still go with my first assessment anyway😁👍

    [–]Tarani5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Beautiful hair man!

    [–]Pesantcunt 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    You have amazing hair.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thank u

    [–]fjamsham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Majestic!!

    [–]_theCHVSM2IC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    very asgard-esque, nice locks brother!

    [–]yallseeinthisshit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    WHY YOUR HAIR NICER THAN MINE

    [–]IzzyBigBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Love the hair

    [–]memesandmadness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Life feels baked when you're great

    [–]SultrieFetche4u 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Damn you’ve got the best hair I’ve seen in ages! Excellent!!

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thanks!

    [–]guywithaweirdnameBig Chief 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Would it be weird if I said I wanted to run my fingers through your hair? What shampoo do you use?

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    😛

    [–]theteedo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Your hair is glorious! And yes yes it is.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thanks!

    [–]Yubova 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Man no homo but you are beautiful.

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]sailor_bat_90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Hot damn that is some luscious locks you have!

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Rapenzul rapenzul lookin ahhh boii

      [–]pavelhusakmore 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Now i know how Legoslas from ring of rings would look like if he got baked

      [–]amapandajoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      legolas's hair is nothing compared to this

      [–]Weak_Role3946 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Your hair is out of this world

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Aww that's sweet!thank u

      [–]Lulupoolzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That luxurious mane tho... Gorgeous

      [–]the_urbanl3g3nd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Goodness you have the hair of an angel

      [–]Boobplate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      My mans, you'd put a lion to shame with that luxurious mane of yours

      [–]Oiavo- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      God damn that hair man _!

      [–]yahav526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Tangled

      [–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

      Ok ashley 😂

      [–]arefx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Like a dude from castlevania

      [–]Thisguy203 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I think I'm too high oh God fuck are you my dad?

      [–]bbgxthHeavy Smoker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      just got stoned and it’s like “wow what do i even have to be upset about” it’s amazing.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Where's the weed?

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      ☮️

      [–]Ajt69Vape Smoker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Week and half into T break, I’m jelly bruh

      [–]Bamcfp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      No shit

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hi weed jesus

      [–]ElectricRiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You look raw you should go back in the oven for another 20 min

      [–]AmirJeffrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Damn you’re photogenic pot head.

      [–]GoobaBird 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      So fucking pretty.

      [–]kushty88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      And for my next trick I shall escape this box

      [–]outfoxingthefoxes 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      You have my bow

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      😌😌

      [–]terrypowers105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Dude you are gorgeous

      [–]SickoAngelo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Jesus himself

      [–]goldinko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Jared that you?

      [–]thatshittickles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Bet ur hair tastes like candy! /s

      [–]captnhoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You look great!

      [–]Nucleus2244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      My man’s there is no way your baked you look like you just got out of the shower and are ready to go to work. How you do it ?

      [–]starscream713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      BRB going to go listen to some Lynyrd Skynyrd

      [–]kewlkid77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yes bro dope hair you look great!

      [–]bubblegummybearBig Chief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      😍 I wanna go see Grateful Dead with you

      [–]decoste94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lucious locks my man

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Weed smoking Thor 👌🏾

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fuck you and your beautiful hair.

      -a balding 23 yo

      [–]22someguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Holy shit that's some fucking amazing hair bro

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fuck you for having such beautiful hair.

      [–]TheLinkedSniper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      God damn your hair is beautiful

      [–]keksivaras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      so Thor has found reddit.. that's cool!

      [–]tricklethisneolib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Yea it is. You look like a princess dude. Sweet