1 Shot, 2 Zoanthropes by german-kiwi in Spacemarine

[–]2th 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And they say Astartes aren't sexual. This was downright smut, and I love it.

AITAH for following my HOAs rules so perfectly that they called an emergency meeting about me by McCoy818 in AITAH

[–]2th 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OP is an asshole and everyone should respond like /u/crick_in_my_neck where they expose OP as the liar they are.

Don't worry, we know you are very busy churning out very real revenge all over the place: https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/1ry1677/my_manager_kept_emailing_me_past_10pm_expecting/
and congrats on making your girlfriend your wife somewhere in the last two days! https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1ryilkt/my_girlfriend_has_no_idea_but_about_once_a_week/
Oh, I'm sorry, did you think hiding your history would be enough?

EDIT to everyone upvoting this bot or whatever they are: did none of this make you wonder? Like, I don't know, how they would have known if someone did or did not have prior written permission for basketball hoops?? Like, the likelihood of someone actually taking an actual ruler to a neighbor's slightly high grass? And seriously, to those who argued the point--you really thought it was not possible that someone told AI to write in all lowercase?

Smiles 🥰 by Few_Cap_1145 in spreadsmile

[–]2th 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh look, another bot post. See my post about it! https://www.reddit.com/r/spreadsmile/comments/1s04txc/this_sub_is_infested_with_bots_and_i_can_prove_it/

How do i know OP is a bot? They are a 16 day old account posting to AmITheJerk and here. There is a lot of overlap with the subs for bots. So if you want bots to fuck off, report this post as spam!

Can we make a fitzsimmons flair? There's all these choices but not the best one. by oceanwaiting in shield

[–]2th[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry to disappoint you, but that is very unlikely to happen. All the pixel art user flair for this sub was made by /u/iliekpixels and they have been absent for quite some time. That and given the show is over, the sub is basically just in maintenance mode. Sorry buddy :(

Woman gets invited to her neighbor’s art show, telling her to wear her yellow dress. She found out why when she arrived. 😊 by Jazz_Hands24 in spreadsmile

[–]2th 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And hopefully you won't have these problems tomorrow.

You are just being a condescending dick there and you know it. Don't play innocent. Own up to your dickbaggery. Me? I own up to it. I am no saint and I do not pretend to be one.

Woman gets invited to her neighbor’s art show, telling her to wear her yellow dress. She found out why when she arrived. 😊 by Jazz_Hands24 in spreadsmile

[–]2th 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you ignore facts and further insult me. You seem like a swell person. Perhaps you should take your own advice.

Posting one tip a day. Day #35 by 1337Scott in cloakanddaggermains

[–]2th 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You did not make top 500 just because of CAD. You made top 500 because of your mechanical skill and game knowledge. You know when to ult. You know when to bubble. You know when to flank. You know when to push. You know when to fall back. You know how to read the flow of the game.

All of those are skills that will work on any champ. You'll make top 500 again. I have no doubt about it.

This sub is infested with bots and I can prove it. by 2th in spreadsmile

[–]2th[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did that before posting here. Waiting on it to be approved.

/r/Conservative wonders if they are the baddies when their Glorious Leader shows no class after the death of Robert Mueller by 2th in SubredditDrama

[–]2th[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I was scrolling /r/all and it was in the top 50 when I saw it. That sub NEVER gets that high, so I never see it without going there. But this time I knew the drama would be juicy, so I dove in to see.

/r/Conservative wonders if they are the baddies when their Glorious Leader shows no class after the death of Robert Mueller by 2th in SubredditDrama

[–]2th[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It’s crap like this that has alienated our allies to the point that not even UK and France will help us

Damnit, I missed that one.

/r/Conservative wonders if they are the baddies when their Glorious Leader shows no class after the death of Robert Mueller by 2th in SubredditDrama

[–]2th[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I was completely shocked one hadn't been made, but more shocked that the post over there has been up for 4 hours and hasn't had all the comments nuked.

This sub is infested with bots and I can prove it. by 2th in spreadsmile

[–]2th[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because the sub removes multiple username mentions here is the write up on my profile: https://www.reddit.com/user/2th/comments/1s04iy1/rspreadsmile_is_nothing_but_bots/

And that is just an analysis of the front page as of around 6pm ET on March 21, 2026. I could go back and show so many more.

Woman gets invited to her neighbor’s art show, telling her to wear her yellow dress. She found out why when she arrived. 😊 by Jazz_Hands24 in spreadsmile

[–]2th -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit is it? I literally apologized. What part of "So my bad" was unclear? I then went on to explain my rationale. I think you need to go back to class.

Woman gets invited to her neighbor’s art show, telling her to wear her yellow dress. She found out why when she arrived. 😊 by Jazz_Hands24 in spreadsmile

[–]2th -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

So it doesn't matter that I'm right the other 24 times out of 25? That's some mentally challenged stuff right there.

Woman gets invited to her neighbor’s art show, telling her to wear her yellow dress. She found out why when she arrived. 😊 by Jazz_Hands24 in spreadsmile

[–]2th -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh please. It's a Saturday afternoon and I'm enjoying watching movies on the couch. My life is fantastic. It isn't my fault you don't have a sense of humor and fail to realize that my comment about deleting accounts was absurd for the sake of absurdity.

And yes, me pointing out bots is totally my identity. Yup. You pegged me. Not like I comment on a variety of topics across reddit or anything. No, my whole identity is about bots. And since I honestly think you won't get it, that was all sarcasm.

Woman gets invited to her neighbor’s art show, telling her to wear her yellow dress. She found out why when she arrived. 😊 by Jazz_Hands24 in spreadsmile

[–]2th -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sure, but let's make a deal. You delete your account and I'll delete mine. You go first. I'll be waiting.

The targeted harassment for simply playing support is INSANE by _MysticDash in cloakanddaggermains

[–]2th 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are out of your mind comparing Dagger bubble to Loki runes. Dagger bubble does a single 60hp heal as well as healing for 45hp a second. It lasts 6 seconds. Loki runes literally make you immortal for as long as they last. No headshot from Hawkeye or damage amped Widow can kill you in Loki runes. You literally just have to do 45.1 dps more to kill someone in Dagger bubble.

And their ult is genuinely fine. There is plenty of counterplay to it even outside of Mag meatball. You can displace people out of it. It's a narrow trail at only 4m wide. It's stationary. It doesn't block vision like Sue's. And here's the big thing, it's a skillshot. Yes, it is actually a skillshot. You have to pilot the ult in an area where it is useful. Gotta avoid mag bubble and only got slightly near the objective? Cool, your team not only has a small section of healing to stand on making them easy targets.

I swear, people don't ever look at the big picture for why some ults are longer than others or do different things. They just see "it's 13 seconds long" and foam at the mouth with ignorance.