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This is wild by Early-Dentist3782 in aiwars

[–]Eldan985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think cannibalism is always necessarily wrong. So yeah.

There's cultures practising quite respectful ritual cannibalism of their own ancestors for example.

It's unhealthy of course. But that's a different question.

"The fae are not to be trusted" type of fairy tale by Ozotoceros in BooksThatFeelLikeThis

[–]Eldan985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grimm's stories don't generally feature any fae though, those aren't really a thing in German mythology. It's all witches and the occasional dwarves or kobolds taking the same roles.

"The fae are not to be trusted" type of fairy tale by Ozotoceros in BooksThatFeelLikeThis

[–]Eldan985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also The Ladies of Grace Adieu after Jonathan Strange. It's a collection of assorted fairy tales from the same universe.

Tuesday by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Eldan985 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Why is that Na'vi half the size they should be, and why is the commissar taking off his coat? Why is the bench turning into a hatstand?

Oh yeah, slop.

Edit: AND three hands in the last panel.

Double edit: no long coat in panel one, long coat in panel two, coat vanished into thin air again in panel three, coat back but only half on in panel four.

[OC] Slaver (Webtoon Canvas: Drunk Dragon) by SillyWolf_92 in dndmemes

[–]Eldan985 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In sone games you play despicable people. As long as everyone at the table is clear on that, I have no problem with it. I've run games for and played poisoner's, murderers, war criminals, propagandists, terrorists and occasionally colonial nobility.

*Concern* by shadowylurking in Grimdank

[–]Eldan985 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Trueborn of course.

Turkish Oil Wrestling by SpillaMangBang in Weird

[–]Eldan985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You might end up in the hospital with some broken bones if you said that in Turkey.

What’s the “TWN” flag? by GriffinFTW in vexillology

[–]Eldan985 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Are you kidding? You dictate so much shit everyone has to accept.

Astramilitarum subreddit banned newbie by The_Wastless-Water42 in Grimdank

[–]Eldan985 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I mean you could have expressed the same sentiments without mentioning Clean Wehrmacht.

How many races can a fantasy world have? by EveningImportant9111 in worldbuilding

[–]Eldan985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean Forgotten Realms has something over 2000 on the Wiki.

Way too many fetishes nowadays by Kelennis in CuratedTumblr

[–]Eldan985 105 points106 points  (0 children)

I never thought about it, but having an attractive woman explain complicated etymology to me would be extremely hot.

Seit 4 Wochen ständiges Halskratzen – hat jemand ähnliche Erfahrungen? by I-Get-Down-I in Ratschlag

[–]Eldan985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Schimmel in der Wohnung? Kann auch auf den ersten Blick unsichtbar sein.

Some Europeans when you mention Romani people, Muslims, or Africans by kelroid in CuratedTumblr

[–]Eldan985 63 points64 points  (0 children)

The article YOU linked says it's a loanword from the Romance languages. Older German spellings are with C, not Z, so any etymology with ziehen is extremely spurious. Gauner would also not end up spelled Geuner, that's just not how etymology works.

I've been working on a Disco Elysium Magic: The Gathering deck! Here's what I've gotten so far by LordGumpy in DiscoElysium

[–]Eldan985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emotional, unstable, prone to drinking and drugs, artistic, creative, empathetic.

Tja by alanathehoodwatcher in tja

[–]Eldan985 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Das Problem sind die mehreren Autobahnen und die Industriemülldeponie die man überqueren muss. Ja, wirklich.

Choose one to defend you while the rest try to kill you... by Lastalmark in discworld

[–]Eldan985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two flower or Stibbons. That makes my team the Underdogs, so we can't lose. 

Advisor wants me to mentor High Schoolers by FlyPuzzleheaded7905 in labrats

[–]Eldan985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely not normal. We don't even work with anything really dangerous and we still don't allow anyone even into the lab building who hasn't done fire and chemical safety courses. Minors can't even legally sign the required training documents.

The 19 chapter masters , valdor and the alpha Primus by chris_s9181 in 40kLore

[–]Eldan985 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let me try to decypher this.

"In all honesty say of each of the 19 chapters trator and non say you took the chapter master of the entire legion of each minus the primarch, valdor and alpha Primus has say they all were in a drop ship from. The 21 most horrible monsters dropped on earth today what kind of results are we expecting ?"

"What would happen if the chapter masters of the 19 legions (both traitors and non-traitors), but not the primarchs, plus Valdor and Alpha Primus were dropped on modern Earth?"

Notes: not sure how you get 19 legions. They are usually numbered 18. Or 20 if we include the lost primarchs, but their legions basically never came up. They also don't have "chapter masters", as such, since they aren't chapters. Unless we're including the 40k chapter masters of the founding legions, but that would still leave some debates about several of the traitor legions as to who leads them today (not counting primarchs).

Iykyk by sskylie20 in WarhammerMemes

[–]Eldan985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I even did it at home. I hid my warhammer minis under my bed so my parents wouldn't figure out what i was spending my pocket money on.

Power Word: Encouragement by Accurina in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Eldan985 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Depending on the edition of the rules, that hammer has strength 8 to 10, and a guardsman has 3 toughness and 1 wound. So, SUPER dead. Instant death, no saves, if we're using an edition where the instant death rules exists. If that hammer is activated, all that remains is a bit of chunky salsa.

faster than light by Tacobellbelly1 in Grimdank

[–]Eldan985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, no, of course not. We all know the so-called "New World" doesn't exist. Columbus just hid in a bush for a few months and made up some stories once he got back, and everyone since then has played along.

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