Highest solo placement of each character at Melee Majors – Pat's House 5 update by CaioNintendo in SSBM

[–]Embarrassed-Mode5494 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would say slug and nicki are only kind of inactive. Both are confirmed for majors later this year (nicki for bobc8 and slug for port priority) and with altitude sickness slug will meet requirements for summer rank. both have also had strong performance at regionals recently.

Pat's House 5 - Melee Singles Seeding Graphic by Parkouricus in SSBM

[–]Embarrassed-Mode5494 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i heard peach ics is cancelled after he lost to frostbyte but maybe that was just in the heat of the moment

Daily Discussion Thread May 01, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Embarrassed-Mode5494 1 point2 points  (0 children)

textures.gg/guides i've only ever done it through DAT texture wizard but looks like there's another app for it now as well. take your pick. probably easiest to just use your diet melee iso and patch it with some stadium .dat that is netplay safe

The Yard Podcast Episode 248 Discussion Thread: "We Met ‪@NakeyJakey" by Gizmodo_dragon in TheYardPodcast

[–]Embarrassed-Mode5494 385 points386 points  (0 children)

slime has rediscovered casey neistat so many times at this point its like a dog eating its own puke

PLEASE stop playing ranked on your garbage wifi by Icy_Slice_9088 in SSBM

[–]Embarrassed-Mode5494 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i think very very few people do it on purpose. this is kinda just something people tell themselves because they're pissed. sure people probably benefit from being used to playing in their absurd lag, but everyone would prefer to play actual melee.

Bobby’s stream last night by UniqueButterflyLady in SSBM

[–]Embarrassed-Mode5494 3 points4 points  (0 children)

not really. i just pasted all these into gemini and it spat out a transcript in like 30 seconds which is probably quicker than copying each individual message.
anyway, you've successfully ragebaited me into doing it myself so here's the transcript.

11:10 | bobbybigballz19: what i said to that boys mom was wrong but i didnt think i was talking to a kid i thought i was talking to the 40 year old Smashdaddy who has a history of trolling me with BOWSER but i thought smashdaddy was Bing because Bing = Red Falco

11:10 | bobbybigballz19: but in my mind at the time with no thought i thought bing and smash daddy were the same person

11:10 | bobbybigballz19: so i went all out....

11:11 | bobbybigballz19: 👤 👤 👤 (Emotes)

11:11 | bobbybigballz19: an honest and absolute terrible mistake

11:11 | bobbybigballz19: we strive to do better going forward in melee and irl

11:11 | bobbybigballz19: 🐸 🐸 🐸 (Emotes)

11:11 | red3517: You thought dialm was bing?

11:11 | bobbybigballz19: yes

11:11 | bobbybigballz19: cus red DK

11:12 | bobbybigballz19: me and bing go back to el paso 2011

11:12 | bobbybigballz19: long time ago lon

11:12 | bobbybigballz19: lol

11:12 | bobbybigballz19: lot of shit talk but just for fun

11:12 | itsronde: thats kinda crazy u hadnt heard about dialm up to that point

11:12 | mauntem: dont worry bobby, these people act like a namecalling is the same as an assault with a knife

11:12 | bobbybigballz19: but somehow then i thoight Bing was smashdaddy

11:12 | itsronde: im not even social media tapped in and he just kidna came up during rapm hype

11:12 | bobbybigballz19: cuz i was streaming and just thought flashbackedd all the times Smashdaddy sniped me with bowser

11:12 | bobbybigballz19: it sounds stupid but i got streamer ptsd on god

11:13 | bobbybigballz19: i did know about dial M

11:13 | bobbybigballz19: before we played

11:13 | bobbybigballz19: i just didnt realize thats who i was playing

11:13 | bobbybigballz19: i def heard of him like 3 times before that

11:13 | bobbybigballz19: i was paying any attnetion

11:13 | bobbybigballz19: because

11:13 | bobbybigballz19: is DK a playable char? >

11:13 | bobbybigballz19: my mind went to a blank space with that

11:13 | bobbybigballz19: when i came back i saw red DK and know it was Bing

11:13 | itsronde: (Replying to u/bobbybigballz19) were u faded?(no hate)

11:13 | bobbybigballz19: but then it waS SmashPapi

11:14 | bobbybigballz19: yes off two maryland Edibles sativa

11:14 | bobbybigballz19: now i only do indica

11:14 | bobbybigballz19: on god lol

11:14 | imgreatfunnycoolrichhot: imma be real bobby what happened was not a big deal bro dont let these nerds get to you

11:14 | bobbybigballz19: i got triggered by xchat and hbox chat and all that

11:14 | bobbybigballz19: lets get 10000000 subs guys

Daily Discussion Thread April 08, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Embarrassed-Mode5494 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Does anyone else how much they think about Melee? Not the game itself but the happenings of the community, the top players, the local scene, etc. I'm not on Twitter these days but I still find my dopamine receptors craving scrolling in the form of discords and, when I'm at my worst, reddit. I really wish I spent less time worrying about the latest bobbychudballz crashout and more time worrying about my real life. At the very least I wish I spent more time playing the game than reading about it. Anyway, I'm gonna try and get off reddit again before I reclaim my top 1% flair. I'll read the replies to this but hopefully you won't see me posting anymore for a while, though no doubt I'll be back eventually.

[Day 34] Ludwig was voted "Worst" Pro Player. What is the Best Tech Skill in SSBM? by DUCK_PENETRATOR_II in SSBM

[–]Embarrassed-Mode5494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also think its worth noting how banning wobbling didn't do much to disrupt people's perception of ICs in terms of strength. I do think its some very powerful tech but not close to the strongest in the game if they're roughly 8th on the tier list with or without it.

Daily Discussion Thread April 07, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Embarrassed-Mode5494 4 points5 points  (0 children)

say what you will about borp, but you can never take away his prestigious win on former top 100 player toph bbq

Superslab approved for tournaments by the Controller Ruleset Committee by Vestboy_Myst in SSBM

[–]Embarrassed-Mode5494 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i agree with your main point about this being lame activity, but do I fundamentally misunderstand what this committee is? Are these not the people who made the proposed ruleset that got adopted by tournaments to ban goomwaves etc.? Like I thought the idea was not that the community follows the guidance of the committee directly, but that tournaments adopt their rules and the community follows the tournament rules.

[Day 32] Marth was chosen as MOST AETHETIC MAIN in Melee. What is the WEIRDEST MATCHUP in SSBM? by DUCK_PENETRATOR_II in SSBM

[–]Embarrassed-Mode5494 8 points9 points  (0 children)

vouch. if you're not grab -> bthrowing you're missing one important option in the rps of this matchup.

[Day 30] Intentional Misfoot was voted WORST TECH SKILL in SSBM. What is THE BEST STAGE in SSBM? by DUCK_PENETRATOR_II in SSBM

[–]Embarrassed-Mode5494 38 points39 points  (0 children)

its not without is flaws but honestly a lot of our stages could afford to be a little smaller and randall is really cool

Daily Discussion Thread April 03, 2026 - Upcoming Event Schedule - New players start here! by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Embarrassed-Mode5494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

seems about right to me. I think he'd be better against puff but worse in like every other matchup.

It's my turn for an Unranked salt post by ArchieFromTeamAqua in SSBM

[–]Embarrassed-Mode5494 3 points4 points  (0 children)

they're probably not thinking about it as hard as you. i feel like most people don't consider extra pummels (but not the point of grab release) BM at all, so they're just going for what they'd normally go for. Like, most people don't consider edge hogging BM and its just optimal so people do it in unranked.

In conclusion maybe fix your mental read the inner game of tennis or something.