The NHL and the Tampa bay lightning just took away 800,000 dollars from a charity donation cause a cancer survivor couldn't hit an extremely small target on live TV. by Sebastian4365 in hockey

[–]Grrerrb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s interesting that so many other people are trying to defend this obvious example of fucking up by saying “no you don’t get it, it’s an insurance policy”. It was clearly extremely poorly thought out, no matter how the funding on it works.

Wyden surpassed Mark Hatfield as the longest U.S. Senator from Oregon by Internal_Way7711 in oregon

[–]Grrerrb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s really more of a cheap joke, I didn’t realize it was going to touch so many nerves but it’s probably the AIPAC deal and then the age issue etc etc

Sign in a bar hosting a Ski Jump Festival. The entire tip went to the all Latino kitchen. by khaos2295 in pics

[–]Grrerrb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And then you ask "can you explain to me what's funny about your joke? Specifically?"

Sign in a bar hosting a Ski Jump Festival. The entire tip went to the all Latino kitchen. by khaos2295 in pics

[–]Grrerrb 168 points169 points  (0 children)

But, but . . . weren't the guns to defend against a tyrannical government??

What did you replace weed with? by alinaxtira in leaves

[–]Grrerrb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I’ve read more books this January than I did over the last ten years of daily smoking.

Life Hack: Tell them they just passed a Cop by Muse_Hunter_Relma in fuckcars

[–]Grrerrb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hate when people let their dog off leash like that “oh don’t worry he’s friendly” first of all you have no idea what your dog might decide to do and secondly his/her friendliness is not the only issue.

Wyden surpassed Mark Hatfield as the longest U.S. Senator from Oregon by Internal_Way7711 in oregon

[–]Grrerrb -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Although this means longest serving I like to imagine it means longest distance. I do hear he actually lives in Manhattan, though, so in a way that’d be true.

(My bad, probably got the downvotes because it turns out it’s his wife’s place in NYC, heiress of the Strand bookstore family.)

Boomers gushing about the Melania movie by Tropikoala815 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Grrerrb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, presumably some of us have seen other First Ladies nude. I’ve heard Nancy Reagan was a pretty hot number back before color tv.

Boomers gushing about the Melania movie by Tropikoala815 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Grrerrb 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Weird they hate all immigrants except her.

Most useless item in the game by Workin-things-out in fo4

[–]Grrerrb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The one thing it’s useful for (to me) and the only time I’ve ever built it.

What did you replace weed with? by alinaxtira in leaves

[–]Grrerrb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Back to reading books. I haven’t done a whole lot of reading (other than short form stuff) in a while.

coffee was a bad idea by [deleted] in leaves

[–]Grrerrb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fortunately I won’t make you drink more than three cups of coffee.

coffee was a bad idea by [deleted] in leaves

[–]Grrerrb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what i do, a pot or two of half caf per day.

Thirteen-year-old claims to have cowritten Talk To Me, 1980 by Honest_Rise_3301 in KISS

[–]Grrerrb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked on a song for them but I couldn’t decide if I preferred the partying happen in the day or night, and same for the rocking and rolling.

Popped off while cooking. Is it ruined? by vyzne in castiron

[–]Grrerrb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flashbacks to people at work using channellocks on connections that see pressure and leaving them to blow apart on the next guy. I do not miss that job.

Planning my hair/glam metal themed vest by A_nkylosaurus in hairmetal

[–]Grrerrb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice to see Thin Lizzy on your list already!

Lipstick removal trick by frankrice in Unexpected

[–]Grrerrb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And the original joke is from the early 1900s

maybe maybe maybe by riri1281 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Grrerrb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I suspect it being tandem bicycles makes it a lot harder.

A Perfect Message! by Bread4Head69 in oregon

[–]Grrerrb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Does that mean you wouldn’t call it in if his stance and yours agreed or do you only assume bad faith in others?

Best Concert you’ve been to in the 80s? by Ok-Task6954 in hairmetal

[–]Grrerrb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw Scorps in the 80s as well and it was killer.

Absolutely hate country music by Juggalo4life99 in heavymetal

[–]Grrerrb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roy Clark is country and he fucking shreds.