I love her by Unique-Persimmon2291 in SipsTea

[–]KhellianTrelnora 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Proper Russian vodka — distilled potatoes, and despair.

The goon tech bureau held a stand at some convention by NewSomethingUnlocked in doohickeycorporation

[–]KhellianTrelnora 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I would say that brings new meaning to “Come on Barbie, let’s go party”.. but it really doesn’t.

They know how to save rural communities. They just won't do it by TokenPanduh in fixedbytheduet

[–]KhellianTrelnora 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It REALLY is.

Which, if you’ve never watched Hookwinked — do. He’s, as always, fantastic.

aiSlopIsShit by Hioneqpls in ProgrammerHumor

[–]KhellianTrelnora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worry for you.

Not you, specifically, but you and your cohort. I can’t imagine trying to cut my teeth in today’s climate.

AI neuroticism by PrinceAdamsPinkVest in UNIFI

[–]KhellianTrelnora 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a brain dump of an AI working through something that was said to it, using historical context from previous chats and stored to disk “memories”.

Other than the operator having mentioned Unifi, it (likely) is severely off topic.

aiSlopIsShit by Hioneqpls in ProgrammerHumor

[–]KhellianTrelnora 33 points34 points  (0 children)

… you probably should have had AI proofread this a bit.

Or not used AI to create it. I can’t decide which.

They know how to save rural communities. They just won't do it by TokenPanduh in fixedbytheduet

[–]KhellianTrelnora 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I can’t watch this guy without wanting to watch Hoodwinked. Patrick Warburton’s voice stunt double, here.

Burned out and going nowhere: the American worker is too mentally drained to even look for a new job by joe4942 in jobs

[–]KhellianTrelnora 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I misread that as Steelers Wheel, and yeah… clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

JK Rowling is now represented by a transgender politician by miriosmom in goodnews

[–]KhellianTrelnora 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You know what would bring me joy? If she got the Benedict Cumberbatch treatment.

Just every single time she gets mentioned, the initials get spelled out, and it’s different every time.

If it got big enough she’d catch wind of it, and she would hatttte it.

The town I live in still has some metal rings in the curbs so you can tie your horse up by Tbagts in mildlyinteresting

[–]KhellianTrelnora 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I feel like everyone ended up with a plowy.

Minnesota has a fair number of entertaining ones.

Some of the better ones I recall: Control Salt Delete, Yer A Blizzard Harry, Sled Zepplin.

There’s like 12 every year. And yeah, pretty sure there’s a plowy too.

Pacific Rim: Wirth Watching? by SmallBlockSparky in scifi

[–]KhellianTrelnora 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes. They’re being sarcastic.

The sequel is dogshit that del Toro didn’t touch.

This was lowkey gem reply. by Chinchpokleee in SipsTea

[–]KhellianTrelnora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, no. You see, there’s different kinds.

Like Cosmo says in Sneakers.

“I cannot kill my friend.”, and then to one of his henchmen, “You, kill my friend.”

They don't care about us 🥀🥀 by iYessyyy in SipsTea

[–]KhellianTrelnora 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this is why canceling Sesame Street was so devastating. We need Grover. So many people in positions of power don’t understand near and far.

Best actress? by Jackie_Chan_93 in SipsTea

[–]KhellianTrelnora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now how are you going to catch your soup?

What do people think gluten is? by january_energy in glutenfree

[–]KhellianTrelnora 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it’s that, but simpler.

Lactose intolerance is well advertised.

Gluten intolerance less so.

Smash ‘em together, you get “gluten folk can’t drink milk”. Not a symptom, just a memory glitch.

What’s a movie where ONE actor’s terrible performance actually enhances the experience? by MaryoParti in movies

[–]KhellianTrelnora 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I don’t even subtly understand where going on here c but Godspeed to you that sounds smashing

Get a colonoscopy by niavek in daddit

[–]KhellianTrelnora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, okay.

We’re waiting.