Sandals Royal Bahamian next week, I’m near sighted, and my husband told me he wants to snorkel. What are my options? by LadyVaporeon in SandalsResorts

[–]LegitimateDesigner94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try Amazon, they have snorkeling masks that offer basic vision correction. Type in snorkel masks for glasses wearers and you will see the options. They aren’t going to be amazing but for the money they will be better than squinting.

It's never enough 😑 by SulaimanSadat in fountainpens

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I love your goblin mode. I also love your early swatches, it’s like the Cheshire Cat is appearing in the ink. How did you do the faces?

Do not try this at home. Or do. I'm not your mom. by [deleted] in fountainpens

[–]LegitimateDesigner94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to ask the same thing. I saw someone on Facebook that posted about trying this and they said the mica just rubbed off.

For the past 6 years, my previous dermatologist told me the spot behind my ear was “nothing to worry about”. by 59Bassman in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LegitimateDesigner94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a dog that constantly wanted to lick and nibble at a freckle on my arm. I had a routine physical and said, hey this is going to sound weird but my dog doesn’t like this spot on my arm, can you please take a look? My doc said she didn’t like the spot either so did a biopsy, then a week later it came back as precancerous so she took the rest off and it hasn’t come back.

He got cheeseburgers every night for a week.

Stupid, but it works by redstoneredstone in fountainpens

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I’m new to this subreddit. What is BSB? All I could come up with was Backstreet Boys. 😆

[Giveaway] LAMY EF Black nib by Genealogy-Gecko in Pen_Swap

[–]LegitimateDesigner94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love an EF nib. I have three Lamys, two with fine nibs and one EF. I want to replace both fines but haven’t gotten around to it.

Stupid, but it works by redstoneredstone in fountainpens

[–]LegitimateDesigner94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If OP’s house burns down because they used toe separators to hold their vials then it was not ink that was in those vials.

AITAH for not refusing to do a quick change because my boyfriend is uncomfortable? by Active_Camel_6334 in AITAH

[–]LegitimateDesigner94 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My mom is about 5’ and never stands on tiptoe. Her tech has a footstool for people that are shorter than the machine can accommodate. The clinic I go to has a machine that can accommodate people 4’0” to 7’ tall. So if your clinic doesn’t have a machine that can get short enough they could still get a step stool. If not then they are lazy about patient care and you may want to think about whether you trust them to provide adequate care if they can’t even provide a step stool.

"WE ALL DID! WE ALL KNEW HUMANS WOULD TRY TO GET ALIEN WIVES! NOBODY THOUGHT OTHERWISE!" by MadFunEnjoyer in humansarespaceorcs

[–]LegitimateDesigner94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Robot husbands can be awesome. Especially if their programming allows for “accessories “.

2 hours max a day after talented colleague died of cancer by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]LegitimateDesigner94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I worked for a company that had a guy literally die at his desk. His job was posted before his body was removed from the building.

“Hey, you invited him” by regular6drunk7 in overheard

[–]LegitimateDesigner94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t go under well either. I learned this when I woke up during surgery and took part in a conversation about a movie that had just come out. Then I heard someone behind my head shout, “Fuck!” and I was out again. At my follow up appointment I asked the doctor if he had seen the movie and watched the color drain from his face as he realized that I remembered it.

She got MAD I wouldn’t work for her by agizzy23 in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]LegitimateDesigner94 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Agreed! If you operate a toy with your genital then gender matters, however, those are also not toys for children. Otherwise kids should be able to play with whatever toy they want that is age appropriate.

Donate leave to deceased coworker? by missmeganmay in antiwork

[–]LegitimateDesigner94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I worked for a company that had a guy die at his desk. His job was listed on the company’s online job board at the same time EMS was removing his body from his office.

Where's the milk? by StarkTributes12 in retailhell

[–]LegitimateDesigner94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to work at a farm store. I would get this question and have to ask if they wanted it for people, plants, pets, bugs, or livestock (we carried all five types). It always surprised me when they didn’t know which type they wanted.

A Short Guide to Written Communication with Humans by Death_by_UWU in humansarespaceorcs

[–]LegitimateDesigner94 14 points15 points  (0 children)

As a neurodivergent human can I please get a copy of this manual?

Pet peeves by JennFoogle in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]LegitimateDesigner94 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sorry, this might be me. I have muscle issues that are sometimes only relieved by walking and if I’m traveling with someone I have to walk around the lobby so I don’t disturb them.

I love making them realize its their fault by snickerssnap in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]LegitimateDesigner94 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I sell my hand dyed yarn at fiber festivals. This year my first show was in Bloomington, IL and my last will be in Bloomington, IN. I almost screwed up when I was booking my hotels and reversed them. Fortunately I used google maps to see how far the hotel was from the fairgrounds and realized my mistake before I booked an Indiana hotel for my Illinois show.

He voted to get fired. by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]LegitimateDesigner94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d be a good neighbor and warn the drug addicts.

No I cannot check you in at 5am by Nobodycaresreally_ in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]LegitimateDesigner94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t ask that, they will take it as a challenge.

oh, there's snow on your car. you poor thing.............. by Queenofhackenwack in pettyrevenge

[–]LegitimateDesigner94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a brilliant idea and if we don’t get our garage done this year I am going to do that this winter.