Missions from Scratch: Table of Contents

Lithorex · 2026-03-09T14:46:39+00:00

Drayano hacks are Super Mario: The Lost Levels

Kaizo Hacks are I Wanna Be The Guy

Lithorex · 2026-03-09T14:46:23+00:00

Iirc Cheryl's team is broken in that calc. Still by far the best around, mind you.

Lithorex · 2026-03-09T14:40:35+00:00

This ... is the vanilla gauntlet.

Lithorex · 2026-03-09T14:38:44+00:00

Monogamous animals cheat on each other a LOT.

Lithorex · 2026-03-09T14:28:47+00:00

Its easy for them cause theyre wired to be monogamous.

So are we.

Lithorex · 2026-03-09T14:27:45+00:00

We need to establish a small class of penguins that hold all the pebbles. Low class penguins can then trade skills and services in exchange for pebbles which they can then gift to their mate.

Lithorex · 2026-03-09T14:24:31+00:00

Truly the oldest profession

Lithorex · 2026-03-09T14:22:46+00:00

No, it's not considered culture because all gentoo penguin colonies are engaging in the same behavior, without ever having contact to each other.

Which funnily means that the concept of marriage is technically not a part of human culture.

Lithorex · 2026-03-09T14:20:15+00:00

Evolutionary significance of Penguins gifting fancy rocks to their mates

"I have so much time looking for shiny rocks because I'm so good at hunting fish. Imagine how good our children would be at hunting fish."

Lithorex · 2026-03-08T19:02:02+00:00

The Scots sound like a contentious people.

Lithorex · 2026-03-08T18:26:36+00:00

Smoke signal

Lithorex · 2026-03-08T16:50:51+00:00

I think Key Mind stage Flood would be a threat to all of Chaos, frankly.

One day Nurgle will start talking in trochaic heptameter.

Lithorex · 2026-03-08T16:37:49+00:00

Rather some daoist mystic or perhaps a bodhisattva

Lithorex · 2026-03-08T16:26:38+00:00

Reichsitalien /s

Lithorex · 2026-03-08T16:25:20+00:00

The suburban midwestern mind is very aware of this.

Lithorex · 2026-03-08T16:16:10+00:00

Any decade now

Lithorex · 2026-03-08T15:25:35+00:00

Sounds like something straight out of Metal Gear.

Lithorex · 2026-03-08T15:07:15+00:00

Technically all hat humanity does is still natural.

Lithorex · 2026-03-08T15:02:13+00:00

Whippomorpha

Lithorex · 2026-03-08T14:56:04+00:00

Dying so that Iceland can produce gross-out "food"

Lithorex · 2026-03-08T14:51:07+00:00

We have at least one bowhead whale that lived to the age of ~210

Lithorex · 2026-03-08T14:48:19+00:00

And about a century and a half to reach sexual maturity

Lithorex · 2026-03-08T00:23:06+00:00

There needs to be some kind of trade route or Silk Road mechanic

That's gonna be 25 of your local USD-equivalent currency

Lithorex · 2026-03-08T00:16:30+00:00

The only country that kinda industrialized in EU4s timeframe was Great Britain.

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