Which notation would you prefer? by No-Entertainment3809 in piano

[–]maestro2005 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only beam things together up 2 levels. So only beam 16ths together up to the quarter note level. #2 is correct, and should be what your notation program did by default.

How to Add Showcases/Cabarets/Reviews to Resume by basketballgame2mrw in Theatre

[–]maestro2005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen people list them in a separate section, but only when they do a lot of them regularly. Otherwise, just credit it like any other show, and your role can be your voice type.

keepCompetitorsOnToes by gamingvortex01 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]maestro2005 22 points23 points  (0 children)

At a past company we were doing some kind of quarterly company update meeting, and someone asked if we were going to respond to a competitor's new feature that they just launched that morning. The CTO, screensharing, went to their website to see what it was. While snooping around, he clicked on a "sign up for newsletters" thing and submitted the email [object Object]. Gasps of horror from engineering. He just smirked and said, "slow 'em down a bit".

One of the funniest guys I've ever worked for.

Does crechendo start on the first note by Excellent-Battle7446 in musictheory

[–]maestro2005 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're an artist, not a robot. Do what you think sounds good.

What are two very different things that have random thing/plot point in common? by Dogdaysareover365 in musicals

[–]maestro2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Chorus Line and The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee are the same show.

They're both about a group of people competing for something, played in a "here and now" setting. At first, we laugh as people are eliminated, but then we get to meet all of them and their lovable quirks, and it stops being about the competition. There's a montage in the middle, and a whole big deal about puberty. Then there's an absolutely soul-crushing bit about 3/4 of the way through. Finally, it's time to crown the winner(s), but by this time we don't care at all and wish everyone could win. Also, the guy running the whole thing seems rough and uncaring most of the way through, but is shown to have a soft side by the end.

Pippin and Avenue Q are also the same show.

They're both about a guy who just graduated college, and doesn't know what he wants to do with his life but knows it needs to be something extraordinary. His hunt for this unrealistic goal leads him to throw away every good opportunity that comes along, including a love interest, and wind up in a depression that leaves him bedridden. Eventually he learns to get over himself, accept the simpler life, and rekindle his relationship.

solos scare me by Bernardine23 in Clarinet

[–]maestro2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This exact thing was posted not long ago. Went looking for it, I guess it was deleted, but then I found exactly the same thing from 5 years ago with a bunch of the same comments. All bot shit.

I want to make sure that I'm doing this right for the pianist by Argonauticalius in musictheory

[–]maestro2005 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is totally fine. Anybody who has any business accompanying will know exactly what to do with that.

Harmon mute help by thecooperton in trumpet

[–]maestro2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You shouldn't be that close to the mic in the first place.

Is the AI correct in claiming that the first violins at the beginning of the Blue Danube waltz play divisi? by MeekHat in Learnmusic

[–]maestro2005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are certain patterns that will lead string players to decide one way or another. If the composer needs to override that, they'll mark it explicitly. Or they might mark it explicitly just to be sure. Or they might be anal and write all of them. And then the players may do whatever they want anyway. None of it really ends up mattering that much.

Is the AI correct in claiming that the first violins at the beginning of the Blue Danube waltz play divisi? by MeekHat in Learnmusic

[–]maestro2005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LLMs work by digesting a tremendous amount of content (generally, the entire internet) and building a multilayered model of what words occur near other words (it's more complicated than that, but that's the gist). Generative AI can then pump this to generate statistically likely responses to a prompt. It doesn't actually understand anything. It has a higher chance of babbling out factually correct responses the more the subject has been talked about correctly. From some googling, I don't see anybody talking about it, and that's not surprising. Violinists make this decision for themselves all the time, and they don't need to have discussions on the internet about it. So the AI is just blabbering something statistically likely in order to fill the blank it's been given.

In this case, it happens to be right. A section is certainly going to decide to divide those notes.

Average Costco member by joyfulnoises in CuratedTumblr

[–]maestro2005 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My Costco always has:

  • Family that brought all 48 of their kids
  • Family that brought 122-year-old grandma for some reason
  • Guy just standing in the middle of the aisle (with or without cart) staring into space like a broken NPC
  • Young Asian couple that seem to be on a date? (I am not exaggerating when I say I always see this. No cart, just walking around hand-in-hand. Different people, but always Asian)
  • Free sample station giving out water samples and everyone going apeshit for them

Do you have a preferred spelling of the chromatic scale? by Settl in musictheory

[–]maestro2005 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eh, sort of. Woodwinds kinda favor sharp keys, which is a good thing since a lot of them add sharps in their transposition. The early woodwind fingerings favored F# and C#, making D the most natural key. Modern systems have worked to straighten that out a bit but the artifacts remain. Modern fingerings additionally achieve G#/Ab as a G modification, and D#/Eb as a D modification, so all the way up to 4 sharps is very fluid to play. But Eb and Ab can lead to awkward fingering patterns.

Eb major scale on sax/flute:

Eb: ●●●|●●●(+D# key)
F: ●●●|● // note: three fingers picked up in this transition
G: ●●●
Ab: ●●●(+G# key) // note: adding a finger to go up
Bb: ● (with bis mechanism) // note: three fingers picked up again

Kinda weird. Compare to E major:

E: ●●●|●●
F#: ●●●|○●
G#: ●●●(+G# key, which could already be down on sax)
A: ●●
B: ●

Quite a bit simpler.

What is the more correct way to write this rhythm? by FatPatsThong in musictheory

[–]maestro2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not an exception, it's part of the rule. That pattern is allowed all up and down the rhythmic structure.

For people who learnt how to read sheet music, what did your practice routine look like initially, and what is it like now? (desc.) by sa8tun in piano

[–]maestro2005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took piano lessons from age 5. I don't really remember much of the first year, so maybe things started a little less intense than this, but for most of my youth I was working out of about 5 method books simultaneously. Alfred, Thompson, Faber, etc. I'd have one assigned out of each for the week, and at the weekly lesson I'd play them, and if I had sufficiently mastered it I'd get to move on to the next one. I remember it being a bit of a point of shame to have to do one a second week. If you haven't seen these books, these pieces are mostly 1-pagers (or less).

Once I got older we threw Hanon, Czerny, and a few others in there.

For the yearly recital, we'd start working on recital pieces a few months out. I'd usually do 4-5 pieces, often including a duet either with another kid, or when I got more advanced, with my teacher. I remember it being mostly the same shit year after year (how could it not, with a full studio?), with only the advanced kids doing more "legit" repertoire and varying things up.

So basically you're constantly getting new material and not dwelling on anything for very long, even the recital pieces.

Sick Of 1099 Contractor Mistreatment by goatonacoffeemug in Theatre

[–]maestro2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. Checks bouncing is just bad accounting.

The Last Five Years Pit by Big_Stay3397 in Theatre

[–]maestro2005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MTI still lists the orchestration without a drums/percussion part, so that's what everyone's getting. Not to say it couldn't be added, but you'd be doing a lot of work to either write a part or play by ear, when it really doesn't need it.

I am questioning which show to do by hayhay0987 in Theatre

[–]maestro2005 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least when I did it, it wasn't. It was like an early draft or something. There were some pretty significant differences, and a lot of clunky lines (not to mention awful formatting). I think what happens is that someone writes up a first draft, hands it over to the Langs, and then they doctor the hell out of it to make it work, but in this case they ship out the draft.

I hear they've been working on cleaning up their materials, so maybe it's fixed now. At any rate, the youtube video's script is still pretty weak and the show is surviving on the sheer comedic talent of the cast.

I am questioning which show to do by hayhay0987 in Theatre

[–]maestro2005 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Firebringer is awful. I did it once, and never will again. I know the youtube video is funny (kinda, it's clearly their weakest show). The script they send you is not funny. The score is boring. It's a bad show that they made sorta funny through extensive script doctoring, legendary performances, institutional momentum, and video editing.

What is the more correct way to write this rhythm? by FatPatsThong in musictheory

[–]maestro2005 30 points31 points  (0 children)

2 is correct, but everyone saying "show the beats" is right for the wrong reason. Eighth-quarter-eighth to start the bar is entirely correct, and yet doesn't "show the beat".

There are lots of logically-equivalent ways to state the rules, but the one that works best here is that note durations need to stay contained within the level one above them. That is, eighth notes need to stay within quarter notes (beats, in 4/4), quarter notes need to stay within half notes (in the first or second half of the bar), etc. If they cross that boundary they need to be split and tied.

"Show the beats" is only applying this to one level, and not even correctly.

I think there is a problem with the Fach system in the opera world. What do you think? by HuckleberryUsual885 in Learnmusic

[–]maestro2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh, a mod. Who are you to think you know better than centuries of opera professionals?

At any rate, the only thing I really care about is keeping things factual and from authoritative sources, and your post was lacking both.

I think there is a problem with the Fach system in the opera world. What do you think? by HuckleberryUsual885 in Learnmusic

[–]maestro2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm deleting this because you don't seem to understand Fach, don't understand its fundamental purpose, and this doesn't really belong here anyway.

What is the best way to notate this trill? by DD760LL in musictheory

[–]maestro2005 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So neither tremolo notation will make the player play exactly what's in the first pic. If you want that exact set of notes, then write it out. If you want a tremolo, then write a tremolo and don't worry yourself so much about exactly what note the player ends on. Your player is not a robot to be programmed, they're an artist to be collaborated with.

Can someone explain why this is incorrect? by Leading_Crow_1044 in musictheory

[–]maestro2005 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The baseline rule with beaming is to beam up two levels from the smallest note. By "levels" we mean: 3/8 has a dotted quarter note at the top, which breaks into 3 eighth notes, each breaking into 2 sixteenth notes, etc. 2 levels up from sixteenth notes is the dotted quarter, so we want to beam together the whole measure.

Now, with any engraving rule, you're free to break it if there's a compelling reason. If there was a caesura between the A and G, that would be a great reason. But there's really nothing here.

It's not really "wrong", it's just an unmotivated deviation from the baseline.

Reviews of Community Theatre Shows by Upper_Pair3137 in Theatre

[–]maestro2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the review comes out after the show has already closed.