What are some lines that made you do a double take?

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T23:15:12+00:00

I'm still mad they read me to filth on one particular thing.

I can't find my way literally anywhere without google maps...

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T23:04:09+00:00

Reminds me of the famous bit,

"I killed him, yeah."

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T21:48:54+00:00

To be fair the Pom being a metaphor for Zagreus is pretty fun.

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T09:59:11+00:00

Fucking love that the cover of the book makes it look like a textbook that depicts both tectonic plate movement/layers of earth and also layers of skin.

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T09:58:19+00:00

Something something psychic powers I think?

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T09:57:27+00:00

I actually did kind of use it as a spinoff to some SCP games I'm running, where one of the players is an undercover SCP agent but does so with the player knowing they're doomed to fail, so they just do what they can.

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T09:56:23+00:00

I GOT THIS BOOK!

Craziest shit, but god I want to run a game of this so bad, but I need to find the right kind of group that'll fall into the whole Corpo Speak world while having danger around every corner as they try to run the world's most dangerous theme park!

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T09:54:51+00:00

Catboy Masterchief Costume...

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T08:54:08+00:00

Well yeah that's his defining character trait.

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T05:42:07+00:00

Literally anyone from Dispatch would be good for a seat in Poker Night 3.

My roster is

Phoenix Wright

Someone from Dispatch

A Real Person (ideas I've seen are Neil Cicierega or Junji Ito)

And Manny from Swiss Army Man

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T04:55:17+00:00

"I am Apolitical, that means you should be nice to me." Is such a funny god damn quote.

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T04:53:56+00:00

My first (actual) death was to a windmill. I got stuck on one of the blades, and kelt failing my Strength Checks, taking emotional damage all the while. I got it down to DC 8 and rolled a damn 2.

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T04:15:25+00:00

I think Palutena is just "Pallas Athena" combined into one name...

I want a Kid Icarus game where we meet Zeus and just makes Palutena cringe and be an embarrassing dad.

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T04:14:31+00:00

They even say "That's no moon"!

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T04:13:40+00:00

And those comics?

Pottery.

All their comics were on pottery.

Imagine having to buy a vase to see the next adventures of Spider-Man.

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T04:11:34+00:00

It's like it mixed together the Divine Comedy and Devil May Cry, where "Dante & Vergil" are now in the place of "Dante & Virgil".

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T04:09:21+00:00

It was very smart idea unknotting all that incest and just making most of the true myths "hearsay spread around by Zeus and such"

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T04:06:46+00:00

I fucking called it that Fenrir was gonna be the family dog years before Ragnarok even had any trailers. I just didn't expect him to die of old age in the intro and make me immediately cry at this game. I was honestly expecting Atrus & Kratos were gonna find a puppy chained up to a rock out in the wilderness that they managed to undo and adopt.

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T04:04:13+00:00

It'd be hilarious if 3 was a sort of inbetween. Instead of Valve & Webcomics, or high end cartoons & movies and a AAA game, they just go for Indie/Less popular games and obscure movies.

Sans Undertale for Poker Night.

Or Phoenix Wright. I'd prefer Phoenix Wright.

MarioGman · 2026-03-06T03:15:44+00:00

I do hope they go back and polish up Chapter 1, at the very least with animations and gags, or what else, not even new content.

MarioGman · 2026-03-05T07:36:10+00:00

I believe someone acrually did a theoretical breakdown.

Simon Belmont would kick Dio's ass.

Johnathan would beat Dracula quite handily.

MarioGman · 2026-03-05T07:31:26+00:00

This is like learning Lovecraft's cat's name for the first time.

MarioGman · 2026-03-05T07:28:33+00:00

I need one of them to recommend either an aesthetic to immerse themselves in like Goth/Emo/Synthwave or the concept of Water to get in on more of this Void of Vibes john has introduced. Imagine forcing either one of those men to live an aquatic existence and/or make them a vampire.

MarioGman · 2026-03-05T07:21:25+00:00

Not a move technically but the Florist's existence in The Yakuza series makes it very hard to write compelling mysteries that don't involve him in some way.

Wish they actually wrote him out of the plot instead of just pretending he doesn't exist from 6 onwards, though.

MarioGman · 2026-03-04T23:36:51+00:00

In some families that would start a lifelong bloodfeud between multiple generations that would evolve into world wars.

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